A/N: sorry its takin me so long, ive been really busy. now THIS chappie is gonna be very interesting...
Disclaimer: someday, when I am queen, I will force J.K. Rowling to give Hary to me! ThenI will take credit for her books!MUA HAHAHAHA!
Dinner and a Show
Hermione was flabbergasted. Draco had written her a love howler! Well, he could have been dared to do it. No, Blaise and Pansy were too mad and he would tell them what he was doing.
Ahhh... isn't it nice to get a love howler from someone you actually love?
WHAT? IT'S NOT NICE! I DON'T LOVE HIM!
Oh Mione, face the facts! It's true. You do and he does too so... ask him out!
AUHHH! Wait, I think i'm forgeting something... DINNER!
She rushed down stairs and out the door. She really wanted to hear what Draco was going to say; after all, he did say he loved her. As she was running people passed her saying things like, "oooo...when's the wedding?" or, "Are you gonna switch houses for your ferret?" Some kids were even singing, "Hemione and Draco sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marraige, then comes the baby in the baby carriage!" She ignored them all. She went through the door and looked around. She spotted him right where he said he would. "Ummm, hi?" she asked. She had no idea what to say. She had come very unprepared for this. But maybe unprepared was good for these special occasions. "Was what you said in the howler all...true?"
"Ummm...well... you see...I DIDN'T MEAN TO WRITE THAT! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME!" He exploded.
"Draco," she said softly, "We've known all along that there was something wrong with you. But to write love howlers? How many more were you planning to make?"
"Well, I was going to write another one to you tomorrow, this time a little bit more poetry... auhhh! SEE?"
Hermione bit her lip. What can she do? But why was he acting this weird? Saying sorry to her about the whole mudblood thing, sending her love howlers? What WAS WRONG WITH HIM? "Draco if all this is true, the howler I mean, then do you really, actally, love me?"
Draco stared at the floor, then at the sky and sighed. "I guess it does." He looked at her and said, "Hermione Granger? I think i'm in love with you." He smiled that brilliant smile of his. She sighed.
"Draco Malfoy? I think i'm in love with you to."
He smiled again. "Hey, since it's Valentine's Day tomorrow, do you want to go to Hogsmead with me? Every one will be going with someone. What d'ya say?"
"Ok!" She said happily. Going on a date with Draco. Ahhh... Draco...
Then they both turned around and srceamed. "I'M GONIG ON A DATE WITH A FERRET!" She shrieked.
"I'M GOING ON A DATE WITH A MUDBLOOD!" He yelled. Then they turned to eachother and said happily, "See ya tomorrow!"
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Hermione burst through the door and spone around. She sat beside Harry and Ron who were both eating dinner and said in a sing song voise, "Guess who asked me on a date?"
"You've already been asked?" Ron asked sadly, "But I was going to ask you!"
"Well you're too late!" She said happily.
"Hermione, Are you drunk?" Harry asked.
"Noooooo... guess again!" Now she was dancing around them. "I'm in love, baby! Sweet love!"
"Hermione, there is definatly something wrong with you," Ginny said, frowning.
"Are you going to Hogsmead with someon, Gin?" Hermione asked, still with a sing song voise.
"Well, yes, but how does th-"
"Whoooooooo?"
"Harry, but-"
"OOOOO! MRS. GINNY POTTER!"
"SHUT UP!" Ginny and Harry yelled at her.
"You know what? I feel like a song!" She ran up the the front of where everyone was eating, pointed her wand to her neck and said, People of Hogwarts! I dedicate this sond to DRACY!"
Then she started to sing the mos horrible song anyone has ever heard. And in the mic it was 10 times worse.
"Dracy Poo, I love you, Your smile is divine, Tra La La, when ever I see you I just want to hold you, Draco you are mine! Draco, Draco, your the cuttest ferret i've ever met, Draco, Draco, I just want to trap you up in a net. Draco, Draco, Your so hot on a broom, Draco Draco, I want to be locked with you in a room. Draco, Draco,your eyes areso cute,Draco, Draco, I wonder what you look like in a bathing suit.I love the way you walk, I love the way you run, I love everything about you, and I love you. If your dad only knew, if your mom only knew If my parents only knew... I LOVE YOU!Draco, DRACO! I love you ever so much! Dracy Poo, Dracy Poo, I lovvvvvvvveeeee, lovvvvvvvvveeeeeYOUUUU! ONE MORE TIME!"
Everyone was still. mouth were dropped. ears were covered. Ginny was rubbing her eyes to see if this was a dream.Ron looked so mad he was turning purple like Vernon. Harry had his eyes shut tight and his ears covered. " Is it over?" he asked Ginny.
"I think so," She said. "The thing with Hermione was she can't sing that good."
"THAT GOOD? She can't sing at all!" Ron hissed.
"THANK YOU HOGWARTS! I'LL BE HEAR ALL YEAR!" She stoped dead and looked around. She looked at her wand and saw people covering their ears. That could only mean one thing. "EIKKKKKKK!" She sreamed and ran off. Everybody started to laugh. Draco, on the other hand, was sighing. Ahhhhh, what a beautiful voise...
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Snape was in his office thinking. Malfoy has never done that. Nether has Granger. something's odd about this, but how did it happen? after the little events they can't remember a thing. Is it? Ohhh nooo... He rn to one of thedrawers andtook out a used vile. He smelled it. It wasthe one Granger used for her last potion. (He always kept the viles of potions he knew that were going to be screwed up so he could blame the students for loosing it plus laugh at them for what they did wrong) "Just asI thought," He muttered. "It won't be longtill they fing out about their default "Imperadus potion. Oh yes, not long at all..."
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ok, so its not valentines day tomorrow but it is St. Patricks day. Happy St. Patty's day! hope ya liked this chappie.