Will, Jack and Beth were walking through Tortuga. Will was looking disturbed, and Beth was covering her nose and mouth and thanking God that the ride in Disney World didn't come with the smells.

"More importantly, it is indeed a sad life that has never breathed deep this sweet, proliferous bouquet that is Tortuga, savvy? What do you think?" Jack asked, taking a can from some random drunkard.

"It'll linger."

"Not my choice of vacation."

"I'll tell you mates, if every town in the world were like this one, no one would ever feel unwanted."

"Except for Jack" Beth whispered. Apparently Will heard her. He smiled at her. "God, he has an amazing smile! No, bad Dobby, bad!" She thought, simultaneously pretending to hit herself on the forehead and loving Will.

Jack grinned and he extended his arms to the redhead in front of him. "Scarlett!" She smacked him across the face and he shrunk back. "Not sure I deserved that," He saw another prostitute. "Giselle!"

"Who was she?"

"What?" He was slapped again. "I may have deserved that."

"I rest my case. And, no duh, you definitely deserved that," Beth said, rolling her eyes. Slipping into a nearby pig sty, Jack quietly handed each Will and Beth of a bucket of water. He immediately dumped his on the man sleeping on top of the pigs in front of him.

"Curse you for breathing, you slack-jawed idiot!" He yelled by instinct. Then his eyes slowly came into focus and he recognized the man who woke him up. "Mother's love! Jack! You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleeping. 'S bad luck!"

"Ah, fortunately I know how to counter it!" Jack explained quickly. "The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking." Gibbs looked confused for a moment then he nodded, though still drunk.

"Aye, that'll about do it!" Will dumped his bucket on Gibbs as well.

"Blast! I'm already awake!" He yelled angrily.

"That was for the smell." Beth just laughed.

Beth and Will were "guarding" the room where Jack and Gibbs were talking.

"So, how goes your depressed and unappreciated in this world life going?" Beth asked as if she was trying to make a casual conversation.

"Good," Will said, not really paying attention.

"I can not believe I'm doing this," Beth whispered to herself. She walked over to Will and hugged him; he was at least a good few inches taller.

"What was that for," he asked once she had let go, laughing a little bit.

"Dude, your life is going to go down hill, and you need it. I also just wanted to do that. I'm weird that way," She grinned. Will just smiled at her

Just after she said this, they both heard Jack say, "Let's just say it's a matter of leverage." At this Will's face fell. He figured out that he was being used.

"Sorry mate" Beth said, patting him on the arm. Beth went into where Jack and Gibbs were sitting and slapped Jack in a manner similar to Scarlette and Giselle had.

"What was that for?" Jack asked. "It's for being a jerk! Now come on, we're leaving NOW!" she said as she stormed out. As she was walking with Will one thing was going through her mind. "Oh my god, I just hit Captain Jack Sparrow!"

Watching them, Gibbs turned to Jack.

"Girl's a bit of a stick, isn't she?"

"You've no idea."