A/N: ok I had to fix this chapter a lot because I was looking back and this chapter doesn't even fit with the other chapters.
Disclaimer: I have no comment at this time….
Ginny finds out
Hermione was in a state of shock. She went on a date with a Slytherin. An evil Slytherin. But a pretty cute one. "AUGG, get out of my head!" She screamed. She had to talk to someone. Someone that would understand what she was going through. Defiantly not Ron, he was too jealous already, and not Harry, because he hated Draco and she was to scared to even bring it up. The only person she could really go to was Ginny. She's had lots of boyfriends, and she can help her with this. She trusted her.
--x-X-x--
Draco couldn't believe it. Everything was going great, but then that stupid git of a Weasley ruined it all. He thought. Then he stopped. AHHHH! I WENT ON A DATE WITH A MUDBLOOD! He yelled as many curses he could fit into one breath. Then he calmed down. He had to talk to someone. But who? Not Crabbe and Goyle, they wouldn't even know what he was talking about. And not Blaise, he was too busy flirting and he would probably leak it out to who ever he was flirting with. And then that would spread like wild fire. And DEFFINATLY not Pansy, she would freak out. He thought and thought but then gave up. Didn't he have any friends? Finally Draco thought of someone. He smiled. I'll go at midnight, he thought. Finally, he might have some weight off his shoulders.
--o-O-o--
Snape knew there was something odd going on. And he knew what. He smirked, thinking about knowing something that McGonagall didn't. In fact, he decided to go and rub it her face right now. He skipped (yes, I know, SKIPPED) to her class room. McGonagall was busy stacking books.
"I know something you don't know…" Snape said in a sing-song voice.
"What?" She snapped.
"Well, if I tell you then I wouldn't be able to rub it in your face, now would I?" Then Snape started dancing around her singing, "I know something you don't know, I know something you don't know, tee hee hee hee!"
"Stop that!"
"NEVER! I'm going to do this until you can't take it any longer and you get on your knees begging for the secret."
Now it look as though steam was about to come out of McGonagall's ears and nose. "Tell me," she said through gritted teeth, "Or you will face what Mr. Weasley had to go through in second year!"
"The fact of being just plain ugly or all the detentions I put him in?" Snape snickered.
"No you idiot! THE SLUGS! DO YOU WANT TO PUKE UP SLUGS?!" She screamed.
"OOO slugs, I'm sooooo scared! Fortunately I have a potion that stops the slugs from coming all together."
"YOU HAD AN ANTIOTE AND YOU NEVER GAVE IT TO ME TO HELP HIM?!"
"I was having too much fun watching him suffer."
"THAT'S IT!" She screamed. She jumped on the table and in a blink of an eye she was her kitty self. A sort of mad, crazed kitty self. She pounced on Snape's head and started scratching as hard as she could.
"OWWW! OWWIE OWWIE OWIIE! GET OFF OF ME YOU STUPID GIT OF A CAT! OWW! THAT WAS MY EAR! OWWWWW…"
McGonagall hissed and moved down to his back.
"STOP, STOP, STOP! I'LL TELL YOU, OK?"
She stopped and turned back into her human self. "HA! McGonagall will never beg, only use force. Now TELL."
"Hmmm, I don't know…" Snape said. McGonagall cast her evil I'll-pounce-on-your-head-with-my-claws-again look. "Alright, fine. I will have you know that it is about one of our students from our houses. And a love potion that wasn't one at all…"
--o-O-o--
Draco snuck around the corner and almost bashed into what he was looking for.
"Ahh…umm…Mr. Gargoyle sir…umm…if you don't mind I need to get into Dumbledore's office…please."
The gargoyle gave Draco an odd look. "It is no longer Mr. Dumbledore's office, it is McGonagall's."
"Right, right, now I need to get in."
"Well you need a password, now don't you?" The gargoyle snickered.
"Well that's why I'm asking you! I NEED THE PASSWORD!"
"Well I'm not even going to listen to you if you're going to use that tone." the gargoyle snapped.
Draco sighed. "Fine, fine." Then he started saying random things. "Fizzing Wizbees, broom sticks, Hermione, Hogwarts, quills, muggles suck, ANYTHING! I NEED TO GET IN 'CUZ I LOVE HERMIONE!"
All the portraits started to giggle and snort. Draco turned red.
"That's good enough for me," the gargoyle said. He sprang to life and let Draco pass. He quickly ran into the revolving stairs. When he got to the top he knocked on the door. No one answered. Good, Draco thought. He brought out his wand. "Alohamora," He said. There was a creak as the door opened. Draco marched inside and looked around. Then he started to think, Should I do this? Should I ask Dumbledore for love help? Then he sprang to life. "AHHH! I DON'T HAVE LOVE PROBLEMS!" He yelled and cursed and yelled some more.
"Anything troubling you Mr. Malfoy?" a calm voice said. Draco turned, and spilled out everything.
--x-X-x--
"So let me get this strait," Ginny said, "One day you started crushing on Malfoy, than 5 minutes later you hate him. Then an hour passes, you like him again. Right?"
Hermione nodded.
"Ok, let's think of this in a logical way. What did you do the first day this started?"
Hermione thought. "Well, to tell you the truth, I really don't remember. All I remember is falling asleep in class, mixing two potions together and then ending up in the hospital wing."
Ginny pondered this. "Do you remember what you made?"
Hermione nodded. "We made love potions and I think that Draco and I mixed ours together."
Ginny's eyes opened wide. "But why?"
"Snape made us," Hermione snorted. "I guess he thought it would be funny as Draco's probably turned out terrible so it would be a disaster for us-" She stopped. "Wait, love potions don't make you do things for each other… but the Imperiadus potion controls you, the love potion just makes you, well, fall in love. And why would we be making-oh no. RONNNNNN!!!!!" With that she rushed out of the room leaving Ginny yet again confused.
"I better look into this with Lavender, she would know if they ever did a love potion," Ginny muttered as she walked away.
--x-O-x--
ok so a note to you all- in chappie 8 Hermione is talking to, erm, someone (cant tell you) about Draco and I didn't mention this but while Draco was talking to Dumbledore he said he made an Imperiadus potion. Just clearing that up…
. "Well, that was about a week ago, so… all I really remember is sleeping through potions, then winding up in the hospital wing."
"Well perhaps it was something in, wait a minute! You fell asleep in class?"
"Don't get me started. Now go on."
Ginny nodded. "well, maybe it was something you made during class."
"Of course! We made love potions in class and me and Draco hade to drink each others! That's why!" Hermione said happily. "Now all we need to do is look up the potion that will reverse… what?"
Ginny was giving her an odd look. "Hermione, I was talking to Lavender after your class last week. She said you made the Imperadus potion. Where did love potions come in?"
Hermione looked sick. "Bu-but I-I-I made a love potion!"
"And Malfoy made an Imperadus potion!" Ginny said.
"And we hade to mix ours together…" Hermione trailed off. "ROOONNNNN!"
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yay I finished! Heh heh heh… I'm sorry that it took so long. Oh and I'm starting to write a new story too, I just don't know what it will be called yet. But it's hilarious! Just look for my new story soon… by the way, am I spelling Weasley right?
