Notes: So sorry that this took so long. I was gonna update sooner, but I got banned from updating by because of 'NY School for the 'Uneducated'. Yeah, so that's gone now, but I'm posting it on my website.
My Good and Bad Habits
Oh, so now you wanna know my good and bad habits? Thanks a lot miss, make me feel worse about myself than I already do.
I can only name one or two good habits. One, I don't talk in class, not that I'm really listening anyway. But I don't disrupt or anything. Two...okay, I lied, that's the only one I can think of.
As for bad habits, I'm probably too pessimistic. I wear too much black, even in the summer. Also, I make up lists of everything that's wrong with me. I complain a lot, especially when it comes to school and I'm antisocial.
I never knew so many things were wrong with me before. Great, I just thought of more. I don't smile or laugh at people's jokes. They're mostly stupid anyway. I'm very indifferent. And as stated before...I lie quite often. I love this assignment Mrs. Green...you see, I did it again. Now you've gotten me back in the habit.
So there you have it. My one good habits and my thousands of bad ones. Oh look, there's another one, I over-exaggerate. I really needed to remember that. Oh, I just thought of another good habit. Wait, no, it was another bad one. I'm way too lazy, especially when it comes to your class.
There...I'm done. Take this before I think of anything else horrible to write about myself. Ok, why are you still at your desk? You mean to tell me that we still have time to write? Good, you're getting up now. Just take this stupid thing, before other people see that it's pink.