Will ran up on deck after Beth

"What's happening?" Elizabeth asked, rushing up to Gibbs after Will and Beth.

"Geez you really are an idiot," Beth commented. Will glared at her, still suspicious of her intentions.

"The Black Pearl!" Lizzie looked at Anamaria who was at the wheel. "She's gaining on us!"

Elizabeth leaned over the railings to get a clear view. The Black Pearl following close behind, trailing fog behind her.

"This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean!" Lizzie told them, confused as to what the panic was.

"You sound like Norrington!" Maddie said.

"You can tell them that after they've caught us!" Anamaria told her. Elizabeth walked up to Anamaria, "We're shallow on the drafts, right?"

"Aye?" Anamaria looked interested in the idea.

"Then can't we loose the amongst those shoals?" She gestured to the direction of the shoals. She thought for a moment and looked at Gibbs.

"We don't have to outrun 'em long," Gibbs pointed out, "Just long enough!"

Anamaria thought for a moment, "Lighten the ship! Stem the sterns!"

Gibbs took action as well, "Anything we can afford to loose, see that it's lost!" He ordered.

Beth and Madeleine started tossing crates and barrels of numerous items over the ship. A few crew members tried throwing away cannon, but Will stopped them.

"We're going to need that," He told them grimly.

"Gibbs!" Will shouted, running up to the man. "We have to make a stand! We must fight! Load the guns!"

"With what?" Ana snapped, frowning at Will in disbelief.

"Load the rum!" Maddie and Beth whispered to each other simultaneously, and then started cracking up.

"Anything! Everything! Anything we have left!" Will said, not hearing what the two young girls had just said.

Gibbs paused, then began shouted orders again, "Load the guns and langrage! The Pearl is going to luff up on our port quarter. She'll rake us without ever presenting a target!"

"Lower the anchor! On the right side!" Elizabeth ordered, thinking quickly. There was a brief pause while everyone processed the idea.

"THE STARBOARD SIDE!" Beth and Maddie yelled at the same time. Gibbs and Anamaria continued to stare at the non-pirate crew members.

"It certainly has the element of surprise," Will pointed out, shrugging.

"You're daft lady! All four of you are!" Anamaria cried.

"Daft like Jack!" Gibbs said thoughtfully.

"LOWER THE FREAKIN STARBOARD ANCHOR!" Beth yelled impatiently.

The crew stopped working for a moment.

"DO IT, YE DOGS! OR IT'S YOU WE'LL BE LOADIN' INTO THE CANNONS!" Gibbs yelled at them.

"Aye! On deck all hands! Scurry aboard this ship! Move it, move it, move it!" Maddie commanded. "Oh come on, Dudley would process this faster than y'all!" Will tapped her on the shoulder.

"Um, might want to tone it down a bit..." He suggested.

"Yeah. You're probably right. Sorry pirate people!" Suddenly, the ship turned roughly to the right as Anamaria let go of the wheel. Beth slammed into the railings, but the others held on.

"Keep us steady, men!" Will instructed, "NOW!" He commanded as they became parallel to the Black Pearl.

"FIRE!"

"FIRE ALL!"

The ship exchanged fire, cannon balls going every which way. One barely missed Beth's head as she duck behind the mast. A gun slid by Beth. She grabbed the gun and looked around. There was a pirate that was about to shoot an unsuspecting Will in the back of the head.

"Die you stupid pirate, DIE!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, shooting the pirate in the gut, causing him to lose his balance and allowing Will to push him over the rail.

Will looked at her, "Nice shot!"

"We could use a few more ideas, girl!"

"Your turn!" Elizabeth yelled, anxiously.

"We could do us a devil's dowery!"

"What?" Beth asked.

"We could give'em her!" Anamaria suggested strongly, with a gun held to Elizabeth's temple.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Let's do that! Most brilliant idea I've heard all day!" Beth said excitedly. Will and Liz looked like they were going to shoot her. But Ana looked thankful that for once someone agreed with her.

"She's not what they're after!" Madeleine told them. Elizabeth put a hand to her chest.

"The medallion!" Elizabeth exclaimed. Thinking quickly, Will heroically ran down the trapped door, searching below the deck.

"Will, stop! You bloody, stupid, gorgeous EUNUCH…"

CRASH

A double cannon ball smashed into the mast, cracking it in half. The large pole came crashing down on the Interceptor. Beth and Maddie tried pulling the door but it was stuck.

Elizabeth came over, pulling on the door as well, but there was no force on the planet earth that could move it. Some very pirates came over, grabbing Beth and Maddie and hoisting them off the ground.

"Lemme go you stupid, effin, undead freaks...THIS IS SO GROSS!" Madeleine screeched.

"Lucky! You've got Pintel and Ragetti! I've got Twigg and Kholer," Beth pouted.

The four looked at each other confused, put continued to carry them to the other ship. Soon, all the crew members of the Interceptor were captured and now on the Black Pearl.

"If any of you so much as thinks the word parley, I'll 'ave your gut for garters!" Pintel assured the captives pointing his gun menacingly at them.

"Parley, parley, PARLEY! A FRENCH WORD COMING FROM A LATIN BASE!" Beth yelled annoyingly.

Pintel pointed his gun at her, but was stopped by the ship blowing up and a totally freaked out Lizzie hitting Barbossa.

"And KABOOM" Said a deranged Beth just after the ship exploded.

"Why are you so deranged today?" Maddie asked as Lizzie continued with her spazzed and completely un-though-tout attacking of Barbossa.

"CHILL Lizzie he's totally fine" Beth said

"And HOW could anyone survive that explosion" Barbossa hissed in her face.

"Okay, number one, TWO FEET! Number two, turn around!

"Barbossa! She goes free!" Will yelled.

"What's in your head boy?"

"She goes free!"

"You got one shot and we can't die," Barbossa told him.

"Please don't do something stupid" Jack prayed next to Beth

"You can't…I can!" Will said moving back and putting his gun to his throat

"AWWW he's so committed to it! He's soooooooo cute!" Maddie sighed.

"The eunuch's devoted to the monkey?" Jack asked, surprised.

"No you idiot, Liz" Maddie snapped.

"Don't call him an idiot!" Beth exclaimed.

"Whatever. I've met many idiots that were cool in my lifetime."

"So long as Jack's still really cool!"

"Duh! Cool like iced tea!"

"Yay!"

"Bootstrap Bill was my father! His blood runs in my veins!" Will declared.

"It's the spitting image of our old Bootstrap come back to haunt us" Ragetti pointed angrily at Will.

"Really? I think he looks nothing like Bootstrap," Beth said casually.
"Where the bloody hell did you meet him?" Jack asked her.

"Ship for undead people," Beth said, so bored that she was inspecting the dirt under her finer nails.

"On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones locker!" Will demanded

"That's ironic! By the way, do they even have lockers in this time period?" Maddie began. "Because if you think about it logically…"

"No clue," Beth answered. "And stick to quoting this movie." Barbossa, Will, Lizzie, and the pirates were all too focused on the deal to pay any attention.

"This what?" Jack asked.

"Never mind," Maddie shrugged.

"Yeah, go back to trying to talk your way back into being the captain of the Black Pearl!"

"Name your terms Mr. Turner," Barbossa stated.

"Elizabeth goes free!" Will repeated forcefully.

"Yes, we now that one. Anyone else?" Barbossa asked

Beth was feverently pointing to her and Maddie but ignoring the petrified Lizzie.

"All three of them!" Will said, raising his deal.

"Anything else?" Barbossa asked again.

"And the crew," Will added, noticing Jack's pointing. "The crew are not to be harmed!" he finished pointing with his pistol.

"Agreed!" Barbossa grinned at Will with his disgusting teeth.

"You know, you really are an idiot," Beth commented as Lizzie was getting jeered at by the pirates.

"Gorgeous, but I must admit the loopholes were kind of obvious," Madeleine added.

"So stupid," Beth finished, but Will was too busy yelling at Barbossa to hear her.

"Barbossa, you lying bastard! You swore she'd go free" he yelled as Lizzie walked onto the gang plank.

"Don't dare impugn me honor, boy! I swore she'd go free it was you who failed to specify when or where!" Came Barbossa's malicious reply. "Though it does seem a shame to lose something so fine, don't it lads?" Barbossa continued, smiling his evil smile.

"Not REALLY," Beth said. Will, who was still throwing a fit, had now been gagged by some random crew member.

"So I'll be having that dress back!" he said his grin getting wider

At this Will's eyes got bigger than a piece of cursed Aztec gold. So did Lizzie's.

Taking it off and shoving at him, she said spitefully, "Goes with your black heart"

"Ooh it's still warm!" Barbossa said in an amused tone.

"And this is coming from the guy who said, and I quote, 'I feel nothing, not the wind at my face, nor the spray of the sea or the warmth of a woman's flesh!' Wouldn't that qualify under the last sentence?" Beth said the last bit a little louder, making her point that Barbossa was mostly just being a jerk. Still terrified, Lizzie finally slipped and fell off the plank, hitting the water with a splash.

"Shut up! You're next" He said pointing a grimy finger at the blonde twelve-year-old.

"You want ME to jump off that?" She asked.

"Yes!" he began grinning again

"Cool" Beth said cheerfully. "Mo-ove!" she said in a fake annoying cheerleader voice, pushing Barbossa aside. Everyone was looking at her like she had completely insane.

"Later undead people" She said as she took a running start and jumped off the plank feet first. "Cannon ball!"

"That was cool…let's do it again!" Beth yelled there was a sharp sound of slapping and then a terrified shriek. The latter more than likely belonged to Lizzie.

"It's all good!" Beth yelled up to the crew. Jack had started banging his head against the mast.

"She's a weird one, Jack" Barbossa said.

"I know," Jack grimaced and went back to banging his head.

"You're next, lass," He said to Madeleine

"Whatever" she said a lot less enthusiastically than Beth. Madeleine took a running start and jumped off, yelling "Kowabunga!" Everyone heard a shriek and a lot of splashing and shoving.

"Beth, stop trying to freaking drown Liz!" Madeleine yelled.

"Why? It's fun!"

"You know Jack I'm starting to like this girl," Barbossa said evilly.

"You have issues, Barbossa!" Beth yelled up.

"Last time you left me with a pistol with one shot!" Jack said, being pushed on to the plank.

"By the powers you're right! Where be Jack's pistol, bring it forth!" Barbossa commanded, receiving Jack's effects.

"Seeing as there are four of us, a gentleman would give us four pistols!" Jack said, trying to bargain his way out of a bad situation.

"No, you can be gentleman shoot the lady, stab maid, and drowned the pirate since she loves water so much, and starve to death your self!" Barbossa said as he threw Jack's "effects" in the water. Jack dove in after them.

"Hey Jack, you ok?" Beth asked cutting his bonds with her sword.

"Okay! Tis time to go get drunk on some random island! Cool?" Madeleine asked.

"Cool! Let's go get drunk!"

WHOA long chapter. 10 pages. Oh well. Oliver is like finally over. NOOOOOOOOO. Oh well. Later people.