A quick one-shot Detective Conan crossover. Written in literally ten minutes. Enojy (:
"I'm confused. You're here because...why?"
"Freyr is here because mine newspaper doth tell that you had a heist this evening, and Freyr wished to meet you."
"...What?"
"Teach Freyr to defeat his detective adversary!"
"...Oh, that's easy. Just tease him until he's so annoyed he can't see straight and he won't be able to catch you!"
"Brilliant advice thou has given Freyr. I owe you!"
"What? Oh, hold on, here's a great example of a time to tease your detective. Hello, Nakamori-keibu!"
"GET BACK HERE, DAMN YOU!"
"Aha, so Freyr must call Loki 'Nakamori-keibu'! Freyr doth understand."
"No..." Sweatdrop. "...actually, that'd work. Just...go do it."
"Freyr must take more lessons."
"Oh, god no. Please just leave, I'm trying to steal this, okay?"
"Freyr will assist! I will write the heist note!"
"WE'RE ALREADY AT THE HEIST! What's the point in writing a note now?!"
"Freyr likes writing notes, though..." Pout.
"KID! GET BACK HERE!"
"Kid, should've known. What's this, a sidekick?"
"Ah, Detective Kudo, lovely to see you. Please arrest this fellow. He's rather annoying."
"Look who's talking."
"Freyr sees...this is your biggest rival! I must call Loki 'Detective Kudo'!"
"No, you MORON!"
"He really isn't all that bright, is he?"
"Definitely not. Kudo, please arrest him."
"No. You deserve punishment of some sort!"
"Freyr needs more advice. What does a great kaitou do?"
"Well..." Brainstorm. "...he dresses in a lacy pink dress and a teal wig and runs around the street yelling about penguins, and then runs into his rival's house and tells him or her that they should be lovers."
"Midgard sure is strange. Thank you, Kaitou Kid, from the bottom of Freyr's heart!"
"You're sadistic, you know that?"
...Next day.
"Mou, Loki! Some weirdo man is running around the streets in a pink dress and a blue wig, screaming 'I love Detective Kudo!' and 'I love Nakamori-keibu!'...maybe it's alien possession? What a fushigi mystery!"
"Master Loki, isn't that Freyr?"
"Hm...so it seems. I have to admit, whoever set Freyr up...I like his style!"