"And what is the point of this thing" Madeleine asked holding up a cream colored corset disdainfully with two fingers.

"It is an evil device used to break ribs and cause early death. Anyway have fun wearing it," Beth said, snorting with laugher and walking out the door. The only reason she wasn't wearing a corset was because when the maid had tried to hand it to her Beth had pulled out a dagger, and that was the end of that.

"All right miss," the maid said starting to put the corset on Maddie. Just then Lizzie walked in and announced that they needed to leave soon.

"Coolness," Maddie said, relieved. Suddenly Lizzie looked at Maddie and Beth.

"You can't go like that!" Liz told them. Beth was wearing her pirate garb and so was Maddie.

"Listen love, unless you want a dead body to be found in here I suggest you SHUT UP!" Beth snapped, and for once, Lizzie actually did.

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"This is all wrong," Elizabeth said as some random guy read off Jack's list of crimes at his "hanging."

"When did the little voice in the back of your head start to speak up?" Beth asked.

"Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all." Governor Swann said, although there was a hint of regret in his voice.

"...Impersonating a cleric from the church of England..." The man reading Jack's crimes read aloud.

"HAHA … Désolée…" Maddie said guiltily. Just then Will came up to the five.

"Governor Swann. Commodore Norrington. Beth. Maddie," he addressed the first four of them. Then he turned to the oldest girl, his love. "Elizabeth, I should have told you this from the moment I met you. I love you." Maddie sighed at Will. Beth glared at Lizzie for being non-responsive.

Every single person (except Beth and Maddie) had a shocked face at this announced love.

"Man, y'all are REALLY slow…" Maddie told them.

Will then began pushing through the crowd. The drums began picking up speed. Suddenly, Elizabeth noticed two things, a parrot, and a prodding between her shoulder blades.

"If you do not faint now I will STAB you!" Using the distraction of Lizzie's fainting, Beth and Maddie pulled out their swords and ran to help Will and Jack.

"MOVE!!" they yelled as they ran up and narrowly avoided the fall executioner, but Jack and Will had already started running toward the cliff.

"Wait up, will you!" Maddie yelled running forward, and having not paid attention running straight into Will

"Well…this is awkward," Maddie said. She was pretty much hugging Will in a circle of guards, and Beth being… well Beth had taken Will's hat and put it on her head. She was standing pretty much between Jack and Will.

Norrington advanced to the front. "I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill-conceived escape attempt," Norrington he said looking disdainfully at Beth "But not from either of you," He pointed to Will and Maddie with his sword.

"What does ill conceived mean?" Beth asked curiously.

"On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency," Exclaimed Governor Swann, "And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He's a pirate!"

"And a good man!" Will dropped his sword. Jack pointed to himself, quite proud.

"Stop being an idiot," Maddie said

"If all I have achieved here is that the hangman will earn two pairs of boots-"

"Ahem!"

"Three pairs-"

"AHEM!"

"FOUR PAIRS of boots instead of one, so be it. At least my conscience will be cleared."

Norrington scowled, "You forget you place, Turner."

Will stepped forward, "It's right here, between you and Jack."

Elizabeth planted herself next to the blacksmith.

"As is mine," She stated bravely.

"It sure is," Beth said with an evil smirk. The governor ordered the soldiers to lower their guns.

"So this is where your heart truly lies?" James choked out.

Lizzy raised her head, "It is."

Norrington's face showed heartbrokenness and depression.

"Ok Jack before you start ranting can I say a few good bye's" Beth said ruining the "Poor Commodore" moment "ok firstly, Norry, listen your life is a bout to start a downhill spiral in about 5 minutes, and two stay away from storms resembling Katrina," Norrington just looked at her.

"Liz, I really don't have a right to hate you," Liz smiled "FOR NOW, so I will be polite, until the opportune moment I can go back to hating you peace. Happy?" She asked Will, seeing if he was okay with the agreement. "Governor… I hate your daughter…. Sorry," She added seeing Will's face. "William, you are amazing and you know what it was great meeting you, so I feel obligated to tell you that your life starts going downhill in a bout a year, so enjoy it while you can," She said hugging him. Then she added as an afterthought, "Never go blonde! Jack…You are the best person ever and I'll really miss you. To all of you if you care to find me look to the western sky, Bye… Oh and Welcome to the Black Parade," She said with a flourish. Jack opened his mouth to speak but Maddie quickly started her own speech before he had a chance.

"In celebration of these nice little events, I'd like to say a few things. I think we've all learned some important lessons here," Maddie remarked pointedly at Governor Swann. "Namely being that corsets solve NOTHING! Norrington… you lost the girl, you're about to loose your person hygiene, you might as well loose the wig." He looked somewhat confused about this.

"Elizabeth…being your maid was nice…actually, it wasn't, so let's be friends, remember my songs, and NEVER force me to wear a dress again!" Lizzie looked a little offended.

"Will…" Maddie began, placing her hand on the side of his arm. She sighed. "You are amazing, sweet, brave, smart, daring, funny, HOT…"

"Eh hem!" Beth said, indicating that she needed to rap it up.

"Well, just remember that you don't need Little-Miss-Oh-The-Heat to tell you that!" Maddie turned to Jack. "Don't become a candy maker. You loose coolness points. Also, what you say is what you are. And now I think Jack wants to say something!"

"Well I think we've all reached a very special place here…spiritually…ecumenically…grammatically? …I want you to know that I was rooting for you mate…know that!"

"I don't get why Jack's saying this," Beth said. Maddie resisting bursting out laughing.

"Elizabeth…it never would have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry."

"Either stupid Jack, stupider Lizzie, or super stupid Sparrowbethers," She mumbled. At the word "Sparrowbeth" everyone just looked at her.

"Will… nice hat!"

"I'M WEARING IT!" Beth yelled

"That's all you can say?! Man, pirates have no sympathy," Maddie said. Some of the navy men started to chase him.

"Hey! This is the day that you will ALWAYS remember as the day that…" And then Jack promptly fell off the cliff. Maddie looked at her younger friend.

"We must go to earn our keep," Maddie said in a fake serious tone.

"Yes…. So..."

"When we're in the distance you here this whispered tune! So long, fare thee well, pip pip, cheerio we'll be back soon!" And they jumped.

Okay, there you guys go! We've got an epilogue coming soon, and then that's it til the sequel! PLEASE remember to review! Love y'all!