Yo everybody, it's chapter five. Thanks for being patient.
"Hey, it's Link." came Pikachu
"And Link?" Samus questioned after seeing the mini-Link behind the larger one
Luigi rubbed his eyes, thinking he was seeing things. But it was true. There was another, smaller Link behind the original big one. Luigi was about to ask Link what was up, but then a blur whizzed by him, nearly knocking him off his feet.
"Link!" squealed an overly happy psychic
"Ness!" replied the funny hat wearing swordsman
Ness leapt in the air and hugged Link with all his little might. Link hugged back with equal strength
"So little buddy, how's it been?" Link asked
"So, so." replied Ness "I'm glad you're back. It hasn't been the same since you've been gone." he told Link
"I know what you mean. And I'm glad to see you. Also I want to introduce you to some of my friends." Link told him
"Huh?" Ness wondered
He looked over Link's shoulder and saw the mini-him. Then he turned his gaze to a beautiful looking woman with long blonde hair and a long pink dress. Then he turned to the last person of the group. This figure was big, mean-looking, and had a long nose. Aside from that Ness could feel the strange aura resonating from this person. It sent a shiver down the small boy's spine.
"Who's big-nose?" Ness asked
"I do not have a big nose!" Ganondorf retorted, surprisingly quick
"Actually, you do." came the smaller Link
"Quiet child." he hissed
He was given a glare by the tiny incarnation of the Hero of Time.
"His name is big nose...er...Ganondorf, and unfortunately he is here to help." Link replied
"More than help child. Not only will I will this tournament, I will defeat this 'Master Hand' and take the beautiful princess as my bride." Ganondorf stated
"I'm flattered, but I'm not into the whole dark persona thing." came Peach
"Not you old one, this princess." referring to Zelda
"OLD!" Peach screeched
If there was one thing you did not say to Peach, it was that she was old. She took that comment very seriously. And proved that by knocking the poor Gerudo King upside the head with a golf club.
"I have been waiting to do that for such a long time." came Zelda
While a colorful array of bad words spewed from his mouth the Hyrulian Princess walked over to the Mushroom Princess and said
"I think we will make great friends."
Meanwhile Ness was getting to know the other Link...well sorta.
"WHAT! YOU'RE LINK!" Ness screamed
"Well in a word, yeah." the little Link replied
"But how...that can't...no way..." Ness's brain went into overload and he fell over
"Wow...weird." came the younger Link
"Yeah, I know." replied the older version with an awkward chuckle
"So Link...and uh...Link..." came Samus, however she was still unsure about who exactly she was calling "Who do I call who?" she asked finally
"Well you can call me Link, and that, well...Young Link." Link replied
"Why do I have to be Young Link?" the young Link whined "Why can't I be Link and him Older Link?" he asked
"Because you are younger." Link replied
There was a brief pause in conversation before the younger Link replied
"Oh...well I guess that makes sense."
Score one for the older Link. Ah, the naïveté of children.
"So moving along." she began "Now that I think everyone is here, why don't we introduce ourselves to everyone else." Samus suggested
However that wasn't the best suggestion. Suddenly Captain Falcon arose from his fidgeting position and quickly made his way over to Zelda
"Well hello my pretty princess. My name is Captain Falcon. But you can call me Falcon." he said in a slightly alluring voice
"Right...I will be sure to remember that." she replied politely, though is inside her head "He is just like Ganondorf."
Oh how right she was.
"Pa-the-tic." Samus replied, voicing each syllable.
"Link, I am so glad to see you. It has been ages since we have last met." came Marth
"Well I guess so. I mean we only met once, and that was when you came to Hyrule to visit...so I guess it was a long time." Link replied
"Nice to see you Link." came Roy
"Oh Roy...nice to see you too." Link replied, somewhat
"Well it looks like we will fight one another in this tournament. I am glad. Now I have the chance to defeat you in a honorable fashion." he said
"Yeah." Link replied, looking way
"But I must ask. What is with this 'Young' Link?" Roy asked
"Well long story short...there was strange time flux in the Temple of Time and...well...me, the younger me, appeared in my time...me." he replied, sounding like a complete loon
"Okay?" replied Roy, nowhere near convinced
"Wanna play?" Kirby asked Young Link
"Sure." he replied and they ran off, chasing one another.
Soon enough they were joined by Pikachu, Pichu, Yoshi, Ness (who had come out of his daze), and Jigglypuff. They were running around, tackling one another. Basically acting like two year olds.
"It is strange. These are some of the most powerful fighters in the universe, yet they are mere children." came Marth "Or small creatures." he added
"Yeah, it's true, but you should see them in battle. They aren't pushovers." Fox replied
"The day a small rat out does me is the day I'll wear pink." came Falco
And what a color pink it would be.
"What is with this crazy cat?" Bowser grumbled
He had walked over to Mewtwo after getting bored with his glaring contest with DK. Now, if you haven't already guessed, Bowser is a very impatient turtle. And the fact that Mewtwo hadn't moved or said anything since he had went into a trance was making the overgrown dino irritated.
"WAKE UP!" Bowser yelled, squarely into the ear of the psychic pokemon
However Mewtwo made no effort to awake or even move for that matter
"I SAID WAKE UP BEFORE I ROAST YOUR SCRAWNY BUTT!" he roared
Still no response
"Alright, I warned ya!" he bellowed, opened his mouth and let the fire take hold
"Bowser, a don't a do it!" called Mario, but it was too late.
The flames completely engulfed Mewtwo, leaving only a shadow of the pokemon visible to the spectators. When the smoke cleared Bowser expected a well done cat, but to his utter shock he saw that Mewtwo was completely unharmed, a small glowing force shield surrounding him. Mewtwo's eyes shot open and a cold, expressionless stare was directed toward the turtle titan.
"You shouldn ot yell out what you plan to do. You almost took me by surprise." Mewtwo replied
"Are you mocking me!" Bowser yelled
"Well I see you are not as stupid as I first thought." Mewtwo replied calmly, though oozing sarcasm.
"Do you want me to pound you into dust?" Bowser asked, trying to hold in his rage
"If you tried, I would destroy you in an instant." Mewtwo replied
"Oh really, why don't we test that theory out?" Bowser stated, ready to rip the arrogant cat a new one
However, before any limbs could be disconnected the sky turned dark and thunder struck. (And no, the Eternal Dragon is not making a scene).
Coming down from the heavens were two hands, one calm, one twitching, and both brimming with untold power.
"I surmise that these are the 'Hands'." Mewtwo replied
"They don't seem so intimidating." came Ganondorf
"I see that you have gotten a full team!" boomed the Master Hand
"Good, now we won't feel as bad when we defeat you all! YOU ALL!" screamed the Crazy Hand
"One seems like he's in control, while the latter seems...well...deranged." came Bowser
"I am not deranged!" yelled the Crazy Hand
"Right." all the Smashers said rolling their eyes
"I am not!" he boomed
There was silence.
"I am..." but he was cut off by the Master Hand
"Brother enough. You will have plenty of time to prove you sanity to them in the coming tournament. So please, do not go crazy." Master Hand said
"I'm not crazy!" he yelled
The Master Hand sighed, and would have rubbed his temple if he had one.
"Enough of this light banter. You are all probably wondering who the final Smasher that will be joining your group shall be." the Master Hand said
There was a wave of:
"Yes."
"No."
"Not really."
"Okay."
"That hand has issues."
"I do not!"
And
"We are a ready for you a Master Hand and a Crazy Hand. Let's a go."
Yet another chorus of snickers mused forth.
"What?" Mario asked pathetically
"PREPARE FOR YOUR UTTER DEFEAT MORTALS!" boomed the Master Hand
"We won't have to fight the nut-job, will we?" Ness asked
"I AM NOT NUTS MORTAL." boomed the Crazy Hand, twitching violently
And so, the battle that would decide the fate of the entire universe had begun. Who would win, who would lose, who is the final Smasher to join the ranks, and (even though everyone already knows the answer to this question) is the Crazy Hand insane?
Well here is chapter five for ya. I decided to go a little more humorous in the intros, but still true to the characters. Don't worry, chap 6 will be up shortly and it will involve climatic battles, and more Crazy Hand bashing. . Got to run, the lawyer's on my tail again. Bye. (and keep reviewing)