It was hot, that much was true, but the two little Inuit children were able to hold their own in the blistering heat of the depths of Brimstar. King Dedede had a hard time connecting with his own, far larger hammer as the two children countered with precision teamwork. Popo jumped into the air and came down with a devastating slam; Dedede blocked, but Nana came from below and took Dedede's feet out, causing him to fall to the ground. Their follow up attack consisted of an icy blast of wind from the throats of the two youngest smashers, enveloping Dedede in a ball of frozen H2O.
It was cold, that much was true, but with the fire deep within the two smashers the mountain didn't seem as cold as it usually was.
"FALCON...PUNCH!" roared Captain Falcon, his hand taking the form of a raptor (bird of prey)
KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! His hand screeched with glory as its fiery mass made its way toward the pyro swordsman with untold fury! But Roy was not to be deterred. Waiting for the right moment he intercepted the attack, bouncing most of the damage back at Falcon himself. While Falcon flew back from his own damage Luigi waited until the masked man was in range before attacking with a devastating head butt! His head grew large, knocking the racing bounty hunter high into the air. Sadly, not enough to KO him, but enough to shake him up a bit. But Luigi's beautifully time attack was short lived as the 2-D warrior known as Game 'n Watch clocked him from behind, sending the plumber down the slope. Fortunately he was able to climb back up the slope before he fell to his doom; unfortunately he was not able to dodge the Flare Blade that was coming right at him...
The large Gerudo was more than powerful enough to break that small child's bones, but with the child's psychic powers, those dark destructive energies did not hit their mark.
"PK Fire!" yelled Ness, unleashing a powerful psychic fire blast
Ganondorf took the brunt of the attack, but tore through it and tried to grab the small child, but Ness skillfully dodged the large male and countered with yet another PK attack.
"PK Thunder!"
The attack snaked its way over to Ganondorf who once again took the brunt of the attack, while he pushed himself to clobber the small boy.
"PK... Whoa!" Ness shrieked
Now that was either a new attack or Ness just barely dodged the big boot that aimed to squash him like the bug Ganondorf believed him to be.
"Prepare to be a smear at the bottom of my boot!" he yelled
"Prepare to...uh...to, uh...to...be hurt!" Ness, ineffectively yelled back.
Wow Ness, what a comeback. Bet he's shaking in his boots now. Ganondorf's hand began to glow black as the devil black fire increased in intensity. A ball of light generated above Ness' head, glowing radiantly as its power grew. When both fighters reached full power they exploded with immeasurable might, sounding battle cries that filled the air with a deafening roar!
"RAAH!" yelled Ganondorf
"PK FLASH!" yelled Ness
Roy was having some trouble contending with the paper like warrior. Game 'n Watch had unbelievable dodging capabilities since his body moved in such erratic ways. But not to be discouraged Roy let his blade ignite slightly before unleashing a burst of heat. The blast caught Game 'n Watch off guard, allowing the red-haired warrior time to wallop him with a well placed sword swing. Game 'n Watch flew a distance but he was able to save himself by catching onto a nearby ledge and dangling for survival. Roy went to finish the paper looking man off but Captain Falcon and his Falcon Kick intercepted him.
"FALCON KICK!" he yelled, driving his heel into Roy's gut
Roy then knew what it felt like to catch a flaming football in his belly. It hurt, a lot!
"See ya Roy-Boy." He teased, as the flaming swordsman (like the Yu-gi-oh card, Flame Swordsman, you get it?) tumbled down the mountain
"Damn you Falcon, damn you!" Roy cursed as he fell
Meanwhile a certain 2-D warrior had been thrown into Captain Falcon, the collision causing Captain Falcon to lose his balance
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" he yelped, trying desperately to stay on the slippery ledge. Game 'n Watch turned around to see the bumbling Smasher and decided to help his friend.
"Beep boop." Game 'n Watch said, which translated to 'Good bye.'
With a light shove the thin black man pushed Captain Falcon off of the ledge so that he could join Roy. Speaking of Roy, the swordsman was desperately climbing back up the mountain, trying not to lose (obviously) and grabbing at ledges, swinging himself up at lightening speeds. Seeing an opportunity to KO Roy and return to the arena at the same time Captain Falcon bounced off Roy's head. (His head people!) Using the bounce as boost Falcon flew back up onto the arena and climbed the mountain in order to catch up with the battle 2-D warrior and green plumber.
"Thanks for the lift Py-Roy!" he mocked
"I will slay you Falcon you (bleep!)." Roy cursed
Light and darkness collided with untold force, shaking the very foundation of the shaky arena! Just coming out of the lava, Kraid slammed down on the arena, slightly blinded by the strange Yin-Yang light that was localized in the central area. The arena shifted to the left, causing Ness to lose his balance and trip backwards, toward the lava. Luckily he fell into something big and soft. Unluckily that big and soft something happened to be the belly of Dedede.
"Oh, hi De, nice weather we're having huh?" Ness asked hopefully, hopefully that Dedede wouldn't send pain his way
Unfortunately the big penguin didn't abide by Ness' wish and opened his mouth, sucking the pre-teen into his large mouth.
"Waah!" Ness yelled, but that yell was soon muffled by Dedede's thick belly.
Waddling over Dedede glared at Ganondorf but because of the 'prize' inside he couldn't retort to the following banter that Ganondorf sent his way.
"A little stuffed?" Ganondorf asked, snickering under his breath
Dedede mumbled something.
"Maybe you need to lay off the little snacks, huh?" Ganondorf asked, vainly attempting to joke
Both Dedede and Ness' mumblings could be heard now.
"Maybe you need to let yourself go a little before you let yourself blow a lot." Ganondorf advised, visibly laughing at Dedede
Angered, Dedede opened his mouth and fired Ness out at a speed that rivaled Kirby's own exhalation abilities. But Ganondorf was not fazed. Putting his hand up he grabbed Ness (in mid-air no doubt!) and with one mighty swing he hurled Ness into the air, hoping that the throw would have enough strength to take out the annoying little brat. His hopes were not realized but he didn't notice.
"Thank you for the assistance, now I must defeat you." he told Dedede
But as luck would have it two children who preferred the cold came out of nowhere and battered Ganondorf into the ground like he was a nail.
"Why you insolent little brats! How dare you sneak up upon the Gerudo King!" he roared as he pulled himself from his hole.
"Weren't you kicked out?" Popo asked
"What! Who told you that!" he roared
"Link and Young Link." Nana replied
"Why those little...prepare to eat the dirt!" he bellowed, his hands glowing with dark magic
"Bring it on meany!" Nana yelled
"Yeah, we're ready!" Popo yelled
The atmosphere around them grew mysteriously cold. Meanwhile...
"Yo King Penguin, heads up!" Ness yelled as he descended back down on the arena at an incredible speed
"You're going down kid!" Dedede yelled back, bring his hammer back for a big swing
The pyro-weilding swordsmen known as Roy managed to climbed back up to the arena, mere seconds before realizing a chilling defeat (everyone laugh at my horrible puns). The other three smashers were currently battling it out on a much higher platform while Roy got his bearings.
"Take a this Falcon!" Luigi yelled, sending a large fist in Captain Falcon's direction.
The fist connected with Falcon's gut, causing sizeable pain, but the Captain was smart. Upon impact he had grabbed Luigi's fist and now had the pasta eating plumber in his grips. Picking up the green hat wearing man he slammed him into the ground before commencing with one of his speedier attacks.
"RAPTOR BOOST!" he yelled, sending Luigi into an inferno of biblical proportions (okay, maybe not biblical proportions but it did hurt like hell).
As Roy made it to the ledge that the battle was taking place at he saw a fireball speed past him and fall to the ground below. He noticed that the fireball was wearing a green hat. Captain Falcon kicked, hoping to take out Mr. Game 'n Watch but the 2-D warrior evaded and a number appeared above his head. It read '6' and a hammer came out, clobbering Falcon. Even with his helmet Falcon went down like a sack of potatoes!
"Sorry Mr. Game 'n Watch but this is where you get off!" yelled a voice
Game 'n Watch turned to see a large foot heading his way and the foot collided with his head, sending him over the edge.
Kraid decided to make an appearance, deftly slashing at the arena with his huge claws. But when he brought his hand back he noticed that it was surprisingly cold, even though he had just emerged from molten lava. Looking at the arena he could see the Ice Climbers and Ganondorf with strange aura's surrounding them, icy blue and dark respectively. The temperature dropped as well, but it was a strange temperature drop. If you were intent on viewing the Ice Climbers the drop in temperature was obvious. They had the ability to freeze things so it wasn't that unusual that they could make the temperature around them drop. But Ganondorf fans would have had a conniption. It was true that Ganondorf didn't have any freezing powers, but take Kraid's word for it; the aura around Ganondorf was cold, very cold, but not exactly an outside cold, more of a cold that penetrated deep within your very body, your very soul. It was that sort of cold. So Kraid now felt cold on the inside and out and decided until this was over he was not coming out of the warmth and safety of the lava.
"These creatures are scary." Kraid thought as he lowered himself toward the lava.
Both Ness and Dedede looked on in amazement, while shivering at the sudden drop in temperature. Well Ness did anyway; Dedede was okay, being a penguin and all.
"RAAH!" Ganondorf roared, as he was ready to unleash his devastating attack
The Ice Climbers didn't utter a word; they simply stared at the figure in front of them, ready to counter whatever he decided to throw at them.
"You are going down!" Ganondorf roared and without a moment's hesitation he unleashed his attack
First came a Warlock's Foot that travel around the ground, propelling him toward them. The Ice Climbers skillfully blocked that. Ganondorf though did not falter and he immediately turned in the air to come crashing down on the Ice Climbers with his fist, executing a Gerudo Dragon attack. Nana saw the attack before her brother did and leapt onto her brother's shoulders, blocking the attack before it connected, but with the weight being pushed onto his small frame Popo lost balance and the two twins fell to the ground only to be slung up into the air by the Gerudo Dragon's follow up punch. Popo took the brunt of the attack (being that he was closer to the ground when the punch came up) and flew up first. Nana, recovering quickly did a back flip in mid air and her hammer collided with Ganondorf's jaw.
WHAMMO!
While Ganondorf flew up Nana made sure that the indestructible cord that held both Popo and herself together was firmly attached so that she could execute a follow up attack.
"Sorry about this bro." she said and with strength unknown to the other Smashers she grabbed the slightly dazed Popo and spun around, building up momentum before launching him at Ganondorf, at an impressive speed no doubt!
Popo flew and the cord elongated to its most possible length before the tension caused Nana to sling shot upward and bypass Popo to the point that she was directly over Ganondorf, with all three fighters closing in on the edge of the arena!
"This is for hitting my brother you big meany!" Nana yelled and came down hard with her hammer
Ganondorf looked up only to see some very well crafted wood collided with his face!
KER-BLOCK! (Ker-block? Ker-block? Man, I am seriously running out of sounds to make for attacks. Could someone give me some more sound effects? I'd be honored)
Meanwhile Ness and Dedede were battling it out; bat against hammer in a battle of strength and wits. Unfortunately those wits were entirely focused on the battle and not the strange whistling noise that was growing in frequency. It wasn't until it was too late that Ness' high IQ decided to inquire the sound.
"Hey, do you hear that?" Ness asked
BOOM!
It wasn't as if Roy didn't like Captain Falcon. In all truth he thought of him as a role model. Falcon's mastery over fire and his ability to run well over 100 mph gave Falcon a 'look-up-to-you' persona. But at times Captain Falcon could be a pain in the...oh, the battle is still going on.
"FALCON PUNCH!" yelled Falcon, sending his fist toward Roy
Roy dodged and attempted to slash down on the spandex-wearing racer. Captain Falcon blocked and Roy bounced back, catching himself on his heel and pushing forward to continue with his assault.
"Double-Edge Dance!" yelled Roy
Roy was feeling particularly confident in his abilities today so yelling out his attack didn't seem like that bad of an idea. Besides, the superheroes on Saturday morning cartoons yelled out their attacks and usually they were successful, so why not himself. This however proved to be an incorrect assumption by the pyro-maniac for this gave Falcon the chance to block the attack, and the combination that followed. Only one problem: Falcon's shield couldn't take the attack and it shattered after the last overwhelming impact!
"GAH!" he yelled as the backlash of energy hit him, causing him to be immobile for the time being.
While the bounty hunter lay on the ground, obviously too shaken up to fight, Roy seemed to tower over him; a satisfied look in his eye
"I wonder what I will do to you?" he pondered, poking fun at the disabled racer
Suddenly he felt pressure around his ankle and looked down to see Luigi hanging onto his leg.
When Ganondorf collided with the ground the sudden force blasted both Dedede and Ness, sending them to either side of the arena with blinding speed! Normally, they would have been KO'd after a blast like that but it seemed as if the fates decided they wanted a longer battle. Both Smashers collided into the many floating platforms around the arena, experiencing a world of hurt, but not flying off the arena as first thought.
"If anyone finds any teeth lying around, they're mine." said a dazed voice in a crater in the arena
As The Ice Climbers descended onto the arena Popo was just recovering from his sudden daze and asked...
"What happened?"
"I took care of the big meany."
"Really?"
"Yep."
"Cool."
"RAAH!" yelled the big 'meany', expressing the current hate he had for the two Inuit children, a shiver ran up the spines of the two children at his thunderous exclamation! "When I take hold of you children you shall experience a dimension of fear and pain like no other. If you thought I was a 'meany' before then just you wait until I have you in my clutches!" he bellowed
"Guess the big meany wants to play some more, huh?" Popo asked Nana
"Then lets play." Nana replied
Both Ice Climbers raised their hammers high, ready to smash Ganondorf into the dirt; the gerudo in question let his dark energies accumulate into his fist. He was ready to maim them if need be. But before he had a chance both himself and the Ice Climbers came against a little 'interference'. Ganondorf felt a rush of air, but before he could respond he was pulled into the vacuum-like gut of Dedede, meanwhile the resident child genius known as Ness jumped as high as possible in the air and brought his head back. Swinging it he aimed to clobber the Ice Climbers but Popo blocked and Nana went to counter. But unbeknownst to them, that was not Ness' true attack. From behind came his viper-like Yoyo that struck the two children with rapid piercing strikes.
"Ha, ha!" yelled Luigi as he threw Roy off the upper ledge to join Falcon who was going head-to-head with Game 'n Watch. Unfortunately it was Captain Falcon's head that took a beating after Game 'n Watch clobbered him with a 2-D turtle. Game 'n Watch finished up with a flaming sausage before catapulting up with the help of two other two-dimensional men.
"My head..." Roy murmured as he recovered from his fall.
The swordsmen shook his head of the cluttered mess it was now in and tried to determine exactly what happened. He remembered throwing Captain Falcon to the bottom ledge. Then, to impress the crowded he spun his sword around, moving into a stance that portrayed his obvious sword skills. But that's when Luigi grabbed his leg. The next thing Roy knew Luigi was head butting the young swordsman with his amazingly hard head and then flinging him off the ledge as if he were a used tissue.
"I will get that plumber." Roy muttered
However, he didn't have much time to mutter his vengeance because he was slowly falling down the mountain and if he didn't get his butt into gear he would soon fall off. With all his might he jumped up the mountain, trying to catch up with the other fighters who were busily trying to stay alive in their own accord. The mountain terrain was treacherous and only a few experience climbers could skillfully climb its slopes (the Ice Climbers being number one on that list.) But with some precision jumping he was able to jump up the mountain before the slopes ate him up. With a fall to his doom below him and a heated melee above Roy had but one decision. He would come out victorious.
"Ha!" he yelled as his blade ignited and carried him upward, roasting all in his way
His attack was perfectly executed...well...except for one hitch. Someone dropped a pokeball.
It is perfectly normal in the Super Smash Brothers world to see giant penguins that wear clothes and carry large hammers inhaling large, brazen skinned, balding, big nosed, and ruthless men into their bellies. It is also normal to see a child who can use PSI powers and has a big head attack two Inuit children, who can fire freezing cold winds from their bodies and never like to separate themselves, with a yo-yo. It is also normal to see a large three-eyed creature emerge from molten lava and cause an entire chunk of floating debris to completely change direction while these four combatants dual one another. It is probably even normal for a large gerudo hand to be forcing its way out of the penguin's mouth and the Inuit children spinning around frantically trying to hit the child with PSI powers. The only thing that is not normal in the Super Smash Brothers world is the fact that all four (five if you consider the Ice Climbers two people) fighters were staring each other dead in the eye, waiting for the others to counter attack. Now you make think that this is no big thing but in the Super Smash Brothers world anytime the Smashers think about what they are going to do next you can be damn sure that when they act the outcome with be more then can be described with words. But since I am writing this story I am going to try my best to do just that.
"If I attack the insolent Inuit children then the penguin and other insolent child shall attack me." Ganondorf thought
"If I attack Ness then Ganondorf and the two kids will get me." Dedede thought
"Can't go after the king penguin guy or Popo and Nana or big nose will introduce me to his foot." thought Ness
"I'm sorta hungry. Hope Peach is making lunch." Popo thought
"Me too." Nana thought
Well...you now know that the Ice Climbers know what the other is thinking. Must be some sort of a twin thing. Time went on as the four battlers stared down at each other and they would probably be still staring at each other if something had not happened to break that.
"No..."
"Way..."
"Is that..?
"A..."
"Bo-Bomb!"
One of the most lethal weapons in the Super Smash Brothers armory; the Bo-Bomb, little walking bombs that explode with such force you are promised a massive headache afterward.
"MINE!" they all yelled at once.
All five Smashers lunged for the explosive device, each with the intent to use it on the others. Now if there is one thing I've learned is that when a large group of Smashers all lunged for the same item there is prone to folly and pain. Dedede swiped at the Ice Climbers who, upon impact, were sent into Ganondorf, causing him to spin in thin air. His foot collided with Ness's head, propelling it toward Dedede's gut, knocking the wind out of the poor guy when he hit. All the Smashers slid across the ground, medical bills continuing to rise.
"Uh...wha?" Ganondorf mumbled, slightly opening his eyes from the strange tangle he was in
When he did he noticed one, decisive thing. The Bob-Bomb was right in front of him, in arms reach.
"Ha ha!" he cheered, grabbing the small weapon
Another thing I have learned is that when someone does grab a Bob-Bomb other Smashers run like cockroaches.
"Whoa!"
"Yipe!"
"Ah!"
"Run!"
That was the cheerful chorus of individuals scared beyond reason. Now if you've never seen a wild stampede on the Discovery Channel you would not understand what happened next. But to clarify, four individuals ran like they had some serious problems. Unfortunately they didn't have far to run because they were on a rather small arena. Ganondorf felt like he was king of the world (a gracious feeling for the gerudo because that is what he always wanted); people running away in fear from him and all. It not for the pure enjoyment but just to continue with his fear play he decided to throw the Bob-Bomb in the air. Jumping as high as he was able he grabbed the Bob-Bomb on the way down and at that moment it seemed as if time suddenly stopped. The other four Smashers watched in horror, wondering whom he was going to throw the incendiary device at.
"I do so wish that I was battling Link or his young incarnation, but I suppose the small Inuit children shall have to do." He thought
And with that he hurled the dangerous weapon at the Ice Climbers with surprising force.
"Ahh!" Nana gasped, seeing the weapon heading straight for her brother "Popo, look out!" she yelled and like you see in many movies/TV shows she dramatically pushed him out of the way and turned her head to see a matching pair of eyes looking at her before all went boom!
KA-BOOM!
Nana flew like a pink bullet, crashing into Kraid who decided it was now safe to emerge from the molten river he resided in. The small girl popped off right in between the three eyes of the beast before hurtling through the sky, disappearing over the horizon. Luckily the Ice Climbers didn't lose since you had to KO them both in order to defeat them, but Popo wasn't concerned about that.
"Nana." he said gloomily, heartbroken that his sister was taken out but happy that she loved him enough to take an attack such as that.
"It would seem I was only able to get one of the annoying children. No matter. With his sister taken care of the brother shall fall quickly." Thought Ganondorf
It was still unbelievable, but it had happened. Not only were they separated but also Popo was sure that it was his fault. Now he understood that it was only a Smash Brothers battle and this kind of stuff was expected, but the shock of it was too much. He wanted one thing and one thing only.
"Vengeance!" he barked, using a rather large word for his current education
Ness took a step back and ducked. Dedede scratched his head. Ganondorf landed, looked at Popo and commented.
"Something wrong now that your sister is gone?" he asked "Do not worry, you shall be joining her ever so soon." he replied, walking toward him, his imposing large figure producing a dark aura
But Popo was not to be frightened. This is most likely because he had two dangerous weapons at the ready, a Freezie and a Pokeball. It was time to make this big meany pay.
Now you would never guess what came out of the pokeball...so I'm going to tell you; the most powerful pokemon in the Super Smash Brothers tournament! (Sorry Mewtwo but you just can't do this!)
"Ho 'oh!" yelled Roy
Even though this was the first time he had ever witnessed a Ho 'oh in person he knew just how devastating the pokemon's attack was. He remembered Zelda had forced him to watch a small documentary on the items in the Super Smash Brothers armory and when it got to the part on Ho 'oh he watched in horror at what the pokemon did to a simple Wire Frame.
(Flashback)
"The move being depicted here is called Sacred Fire, the most powerful fire-type move imaginable. It takes the fury from the very heart of a pokemon and unleashes it in a rage like explosion of spinning heat. Ho 'oh is the only known pokemon to ever use this move and because of that fact the rarity of obtaining this pokemon has made many collectors search high and low for it."
"Whoa." Roy said after watching the Wire Frame literally smoldered before his very eyes
"That is not so spectacular." Mewtwo snorted
He would not show it but he was deathly jealous that he didn't have a power like that. Sure, he could cause a world-threatening storm but he couldn't unleash an attack that even rivaled that.
(End of Flashback)
"Run!" yelled Roy, but before he or any of the other fighters could flee a 2-D chair stopped them in their tracks.
"Game 'n Watch? This was your pokeball?" Roy asked
Mr. Game 'n Watch nodded his head.
That brief few moments was all it took for the Ho 'oh to get into position and with a mighty screech (much like Captain Falcon's Falcon punch) it erupted the ground around them in flames.
KYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ho 'oh roared with fury unimaginable! The power, the strength; it was more than anyone could take! The ground seemed to float for just a mere second before the tremendous heat of the Sacred Fire attack unleashed itself on the three Smashers who were unlucky to not have summoned the phoenix!
"ARRGH!" yelled Captain Falcon, in pain
"MOMMA MIA!" yelled Luigi, in agony
"GRAAH!" yelled Roy, in anguish
And all and all Mr. Game 'n Watch, out little 2-D warrior sat down, currently busy watching his fellow fighters being burned horrendously. Luckily the powers of the Master Hand and the Crazy Hand helped keep the Smashers from being seriously injured. Nevertheless the attack raked their bodies and caused untold percent damage.
"Take this you big meany!" Popo yelled, throwing the pokeball
The ball flew through the air but Ganondorf had been concentrating so hard on the little man he hadn't really noticed. It was not until it landed at his feet did he tense up. Fear crept up on him as he wondered what strange beast would come out and hurt him.
"Goldeen, Goldeen, Goldeen!" said the frantic fish pokemon
All was quiet...for about five seconds before Ganondorf doubled over in laughter.
"Ha, ha, ha! Haaaaaaaaaaaa!" he bellowed, "That was your big surprise! Oh...I'm scared now!" he laughed
The large man was laughing so hard that he was crying. The sounds of he deep-throated laughter echoed through the depths of Brimstar so loudly that even Kraid disapproved of it.
"My sides hurt!" he laughed
Too bad that laughing would be his ultimate downfall.
"That wasn't my pokeball." Popo told him
Ganondorf was able to collect himself enough to see that the small boy was correct. Sitting next to the first pokeball was a second one. And like the first one this one was open. It was surprisingly cold all of a sudden and Ganondorf looked up to an Articuno, in its entire splendor, softly floating in front of him.
"Oh Din..." He mumbled, trying to make a break for it
"Not so fast!" yelled Popo, thrusting his hand out; thus allowing for a frost blast of ice to envelope Ganondorf
With him securely in place there was nothing he could do to stop the freezing Blizzard attack from furthering frosting him over. (To many words with the letter 'f' in that sentence).
PING!
The explosion of cold shot the Gerudo warrior high in the air, sending him on a one-way trip out of the arena (and most likely out of this chapter)!
"PLAYER DEFEATED!" boomed the announcer
"Yes! That's for you Nana!" Popo cheered, bounding around like he had had a bowl full of sugar
"Gotcha!" yelled someone from behind
Popo turned just to notice King Dedede right above him, his hammer already coming down.
"Yipe!" yelled Popo and at the last second he threw his hand forward
Luckily that hand just happened to be holding onto a Freezie and the cold item froze Dedede on contact!
PING!
Like Ganondorf, Dedede was shot into the air, crashing into one of the many cameras around the arena before falling to his doom.
"PLAYER DEFEATED!"
"Ha ha!" Popo laughed, "Nobody can be me!" he said, praising his victory
Now he should have learned from Ganondorf's mistake and not take the time to laugh at another's misfortune. That could wait until afterward.
"Buh bye." came yet another voice from behind
Once again Popo turned around and threw his hand out, but with no item he had no true way of defending himself.
PING!
Now if Ness were in the World Series he would have just been signed onto a billion dollar contract! Wood connected with face and shot Popo through the air much like Nana had so experienced. Also, like before, Kraid decided that now it was 'safe' to emerge from the molten lava, only now to be hit once again between the eyes by the blue bullet known as Popo.
"PLAYER DEFEATED!"
Finally, after a few torturous seconds of intense heat Ho 'oh decided that now would be a good time to end its attack and leave the battlefield. All three Smashers fell to the ground, smoking slightly and obviously in some intense pain. Mr. Game 'n Watch stood above them, a big smile on his 2-D face.
"Beep boop beep." He said, which probably translated to "You are screwed."
Pulling out a flaming stick he went about to systematically take out the Smashers. First Captain Falcon shot up into the air in a fiery mass, vaguely resembling a falcon.
"PLAYER DEFEATED!"
Next came Luigi who flew more to the side, vaguely like a flaming bullet.
"PLAYER DEFEATED!"
Finally it was Roy's turn but the swordsman was not about to fall that easily. When Mr. Game 'n Watch's flaming stick came down Roy Countered it, slashing the man away and went to follow up his counter. However, Mr. Game 'n Watch bounced in the air with the help of two other 2-D individuals and evaded Roy's slash. And for a brief second Roy could swear that they had waved goodbye to him.
"What the?" he questioned and turned around to see something that scared him beyond all else
It wasn't Ho 'oh or even another pokemon. It was...a motion sensor bomb! His foot was dangerously close to it and he wondered why he hadn't set it off.
"Don't move too quickly." he thought to himself, moving mere centimeters away from the second most dangerous explosive item
At that moment a Mr. Saturn popped up, walking aimlessly toward Roy, more preferably the motion sensor.
"Go away. Go!" he hissed, trying to shoe the little creature away
The Mr. Saturn however had mistaken Roy's shoeing and hissing for wanting him to come closer and the small creature did as it thought it was being told.
"No! Not closer! Away!" he hissed more, but to no avail
The last step that the Mr. Saturn took would be Roy's last.
KA-DOOM!
Roy flew to the side as well and, you guessed it, vaguely like a flaming spear.
"PLAYER DEFEATED!"
Man... I would have gotten a sore throat after all that yelling.
I am so sorry it took so long for this chapter to come out. I took a long vacation from fan fiction over the vacation to sort my thoughts. I'm back now and better than ever! Thanks for waiting and read and review.
Me: That was one long chapter.
Lawyer: Yes, it was.
Me: Ahh!
Lawyer: Come back here!
Me: Remember, don't suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue! (Runs off in the distance)