Emails: Carlisle Cullen to Emmett Cullen, Eye of the Tiger
Emails from Carlisle Cullen written by CarsmeCarlislexEsme.
Emails from Emmett Cullen written by me, YoursTruly101
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
You don't even question our sanity or sobriety? Damn. Slacker of father.
Home is good. Caught fire yesterday. Or a table did. No big deal. Mom painted her nails turquoise. We had family movie night last night. We watched Easy A.
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Emmett, Jasper, it's hard to question sanity if you"ve never had it!
WHAT! HOW IN GOD'S NAME DID YOU CATCH A TABLE ON FIRE!
Oh that's a pretty color. Tell her I miss her.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
You know... that question about our sanity is a very valid question.
And hm, I actually do not know how the table caught on fire... One minute I'm making a tower out of matches on the table and the next think I know there's a little fire in front of me. Mommy put it out...
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Yes I thought so. MAtch tower...Thhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttt's Smart!
Of course she did...
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
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To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ha. Funny.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Should I kick it in the front seat or the back seat?
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
*Sigh* *Face palm
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
No. Seriously. Rebecca is outside waiting for me. Back or front.
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ask Bella.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
Why?
To: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Goodbye, son.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettdabombdotcomcullen
What!
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