Emails: Emmett Cullen to Carlisle Cullen
Emails from Carlisle Cullen written by CarsmeCarlislexEsme.
Emails from Emmett Cullen written by me, YoursTruly101.
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ehhhh... I don't know.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Why? Do you not trust me with your ways?
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Emmett... no I don't never have... never will.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Okay. Just clarifying... You've never been high or you don't trust me with your ways?
~ Docta Emmett Cullen
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Emmett...
First of all, I do not trust you.
Second of all, yes I have been.
Thrid, you are not a doctor.
Fourth, doctor does not have an A at the end... dumb ass.
~ Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Carlisle...
First, why do you not trust me?
Second, can you teach me?
Third, that you know of.
Fourth, the kind of docta that I am... there is an a on the end... dumb ass.
~ Docta Emmett Cullen
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
I am done speaking with you for the moment.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Why?
I love you, daddy,
Emmett
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
I love you doesn't fix everything!
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
But my toolbox does.
~ The Beautiful Emmett Cullen
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
The only tool you use can only fix Rosalie.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
That was not a dirty innuendo. Why do you always assume I have a dirty mind? I am a mature adult, ya know!
~Oprah
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Um . . . sure, just keep telling yourself that! My special little Emmett!
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
You're so mean to me. I'm telling mom.
~Steve Jobs
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ohhhhhhh not Esme!
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Is that sarcasm?
~Dr. Love M.D.
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Figure it out.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
You never answered my inquiry (see? I can use smart-sounding words, too!) about your special email about your soap opera and donkey and Macy's.
~Some kind of specialist
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Nothing. Forget about it.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Tell me.
~The President
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
I had a little fun.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
With your silly meds?
~Rachel Ray
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
No. Your mother, Carmen, and Elizar. I like to go out and have a good time every so often.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
But Esme was here when you sent that email. You were in Canada on business. See? No stopping me and my badass sleuthing skills. Now spill, dirtbag!
~J.K. Rowling & Stephanie Meyer (yepp! I'm the same person. Pretty badass, I know.)
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
No . . . she was with us.
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
But . . . but . . . but . . .
~Abraham Lincoln
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
We went out!
~Dr. Carlisle Cullen M.D.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
But boring drones don't out . . .
~Rachel Barry
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Ha. Shows how much you know! We have fun that you haven't even heard of!
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
I invented fun, father.
~Richard Castle
To: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
From: carlislecullen
Pffft! You weren't born when fun was invented.
To: carlislecullen
From: emmettthebombdotcomcullen
Nuh uh! I am from the generation in which fun was invented. YOU are from the generation in which fire was invented.
~Kellan Lutz