A/N: Here's a series of short oneshots with Greek Mythology. However! The gods, goddesses, etc. are set as college students. The first prompt was: Describe the children of Maya (Aphrodite) and Shannon (Athena). Are they good parents?
"Christ, Jonah, can't you get your head out of a book for fucking five minutes to look at my prom dress?"
The bespectacled boy peered up at his sister through thick brown hair, paused for a moment, and then, in a quiet but steady 12-year-old voice replied, "Mum says we shouldn't swear."
Liv frowned down as her brother returned to his reading. She stomped downstairs as best she could while wearing four inch heels, past one of her mothers - also face first in a novel -, through the kitchen, and into the laundry room where her other mother was ironing clothes.
"Mommy, how does my dress look...? The limo's coming in, like, 10 minutes and the rest of the house is having library time," she pouted, crossing her thin arms over her chest. Her mother turned around, shoulder-length blonde hair nearly bouncing as she did so, and smiled. She straightened her daughter's dress sleeves, prompting an exasperated sigh from Liv.
"You're the spitting image of me when I went to my junior prom."
"Didja go with mum?"
"No, we didn't start dating until college. I went with some dirtbag on the football team," her voice trailed off as she rustled through her pockets, extracted a small laminated object, and slipped it into her daughter's hand.
"Mom!"
It was a condom.
"What? I can't stop you from doing what teenagers do, but at least be safe," she winked. A horn sounded outside of the house.
"Well, that must be the limo," she straightened her daughter's dress sleeves another time, kissed her forehead and wished her a fun night as she rushed out, still red cheeked from her mother's "gift." As she slipped out of the door, she heard a firm voice come from the reading room.
"Don't swear in front of your brother." n