A/N: This prompt was . . . How would Schuyler (Zeus) react to if Haru (Apollo) got pregnant with Andrew's (Ares') baby?
"Well, um, yeah, so here's the ultrasound, ladies," campus heartthrob and college bard of sorts, Watanabe Haru held up a small black and white photo, addressing a group of four or five fangirls. The usually fit and lean musician was now looking a little round around the abdominal area and all eyes were on Andrew Morris, the purported father. As big man on the campus, Schuyler decided he would need to straighten things out with Andrew.
"I'm not fucking gay, alright? We were just out getting drinks, I don't even usually hang out with him. He just got me tickets to a big Sublime show so I needed to get him back, you know? Next thing I know he's fucking calling my apartment, says he's keeping the baby. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to do? I don't want a fucking kid, especially not with him!"
Schuyler smiled knowingly, took his friend by the shoulder, and led him to a nearby bench.
"Let me give you some advice about illegitimate children..."