A/N: This prompt was . . . Where would Blake (Hades) and Haru (Apollo) go for their honeymoon? How is Pete (Hermes) going to sabotage their honeymoon? Also mentioned is Corinna, who's Persephone.
"J-jeez, B, this is, um... this is nice...?"
"Caves 'r nice, yeah. Used t' take Corinna down here a lot."
They really were an odd couple, this tall, large, dark man and his bright, wiry husband. And a cave in Utah wasn't exactly Haru's ideal honeymoon location. But Blake was happy and so Haru decided to make the best of it. He laid out a red checkered quilt and started to unpack tupperware containers of wedding leftovers from a large cooler, placing them in what he was sure was the most aesthetically pleasing arrangement possible. He then slid his acoustic guitar out of its case and set it beside the lunch spread. By the time he turned around, Blake was waist deep in a pool of water a few yards from where they had entered. His clothes, all of them, were in a heap on the cave floor.
"Come on in, water's fine," he called.
Haru smiled and tossed off his shirt and vest, discarding his skinny jeans in a neat pile, and finally his underwear, setting them right next to Blake's clothes. He leapt into the water after his husband and laughed at the splash of cool water his body produced, starting to sing some song about ripples in water.
As the two chatted and splashed and laughed and sometimes kissed, they couldn't notice the nimble shadows dancing across the cave walls. Haru's singing drowned out more than a few playful snickers. And once they were ready for lunch, the happy couple helplessly discovered that their lunch, Haru's guitar, and both men's clothes were nowhere to be seen.
"A bet the little stinker covered his footsteps too," Haru snorted.