A/N: Haru (Apollo) is in love with Corinna (Persephone). Maya (Aphrodite) confesses her love to Haru. Whom would Haru pick? Does Tsukiko (Artemis) think he made the right choice? Also mentioned is Shannon, who's Athena.
Yes, I'll admit it: Athena/Aphrodite is my Greek mythology OTP :T
This family meeting wasn't going so well.
"Why? Why are you dating that, that hoebag? She's sleeping with everyone on campus!"
"Don't say those things about her, Tsuki, she's not a hoebag. She's classier. And besides, what do you want me to do, go back to pining over Corinna? She has a boyfriend. A boyfriend who is huge and scary and could tie me up like a pretzel, Tsukiko are you even listening to me?"
She shot a sour look at her twin.
"All you're going to get from her is crabs and heartbreak. At least you write good songs about Corinna, about unrequited love and that stuff. Now all your songs are gonna be about sex and tits and I for one will stop buying your albums."
"They're free on Myspace, Tsuki."
"I won't even download them!"
Haru shook his head.
"I'm never going to convince you, am I?"
"Not a chance."
"Never, since we were kids, have I ever been able to convince you to approve of any of my girlfriends."
"Never, since we were kids, have I ever been able to convince you that you're attracted to sluts."
Tension crackled in the room and Haru swallowed loudly. Tsukiko sat in front of her computer and started to check her e-mail, fiddle around on tumblr, or do whatever else she could to avoid conversation.
"Let's not fight."
"Don't start sleeping with Maya."
"Why not?"
"Shannon's in love with her... Don't break my best friend's heart, Haru, please? It's hard enough to get Maya's hands off of Andrew, we don't need her flinging herself on another cute guy..."
Haru bit his lip.
"I guess it's back to waiting, huh?"
Silence.
"I'm only passing this up for Shannon, okay?"