A/N: Kim (Hera) and Schuyler (Zeus) must pretend to be a married couple. Why?
This prompt, honestly, was a gift.
Never, in the history of their many anniversaries, had Schuyler ever hesitated to get Kim exactly what she wanted. Just to make her happy, just to stop the chattering and the berating and the lecturing and the nagging. But he was decidedly against this gift idea.
"What do you want for our anniversary?"
"I want you to buy us matching rings and pretend like we're married for a week."
Cue spit take.
"What?"
"You heard me."
"Babe, don't you think that's a bit much?"
"No, in fact, I don't think it's a bit much. Especially in light of that new flame you've kindled with, oh, what's her name...?"
"Mina?"
"Yes, her."
"It's not a flame, I... I'm tutoring her brother."
"Then you won't mind at all if we pretend to be a married couple. A faithful married couple."
Damn.