A/N: What would Schuyler (Zeus) give Blake (Hades) for Valentine's Day?
I tried to make this brotherly love rather than incest. Also, Corinna is mentioned. She's Persephone.
The DVD's cover read "Demon Pussies from the Underworld." The post-it note on the cover read "Enjoy your Valentine's Day, big bro. XOXO, Schuyler"
He pressed four on his speed dial, his brother's number.
"Hello?"
"I have a girlfriend."
"What?"
"I have a girlfriend."
"You're still dating Corinna?"
"Mmhmm."
"Oh."
"So what should I do with my present?"
"Watch it with her...?"