RATING: T

WARNINGS: WAAAAAAAAAAY overdone prompt XDDD, Dark being all Dark-ish, pervertedness, cursing, sexual innuendo, kissing, mild DarkToshi, and what I've been saying since the first one-shot.

DISCLAIMER: I still don't own it TT-TT

A/N: The boys are separated in this one.

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Dark sang as he hung Christmas decorations around the house, all over the walls and on the big tree, "I saw Daisuke kissing Krad! Underneath the mistletoe last night! They didn't see me creep through the window to have a peep. They thought that I was up in my bedroom with Toshi. Then I saw Krad and Daisuke screwing! I always knew that Krad would be on top!"

Satoshi slapped the kaitou over the head, interrupting his singing, "Please stop singing that lewd song, Dark."

"Awww… You're only jealous because THEY'RE the stars and we aren't!" Dark joked. "Well, if you really are, we could always…"

"No way in hell," Satoshi slapped Dark again.

"You know you want to…" Dark grinned seductively.

"Not now, there are too many people here," Satoshi stalked off.

"Oh what a laugh it would have been if Toshi had only seen! Daisuke kissing Krad---"

"DID SATOSHI-SAMA NOT JUST TELL YOU TO STOP SINGING THAT PERVERTED SONG?!" Krad shouted from a few feet away.

"JUST LET ME FINISH THE VERSE YOU MEANIE!" Dark stuck his tongue out at the blonde and continued singing, "LAST NIGHT!!!"

"Honestly, you're just lucky Daisuke-san went out for a bit," Krad shook his head and sighed.

"Why? I prefer to embarrass Dai at any chance I get," Dark put his hands on his hips, "And what's with the formality, ne? Call him Daisuke-kun or Daisuke. Don't call him Daisuke-san!"

"But I'd rather refer to him in a more respectful way," Krad cocked his head.

"Well, you're just weird," Dark shrugged and hung mistletoe in the front doorway.

"Dark, can you take this box to the basement? Emiko-san won't let me go down there," Satoshi questioned as he walked in the room with another box.

"NEVER!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!!!" Dark laughed maniacally, and ran outside through the door Satoshi had just entered from.

Satoshi's eye twitched with annoyance. He set the box down and called just loudly enough for Dark to hear him, "Oh, it's too bad Dark ran away! I just walked under the mistletoe!" Satoshi fake-sighed, "Oh well, I'll just have to have a make-out session with Krad instead…"

As soon as Satoshi had finished that sentence, Dark ran into the room, "BASTARD! DON'T YOU DARE LAY A HAND ON MY TOSHI-CHAN!"

Satoshi merely pointed to the box.

"DAMMIT!" Dark fumed.

"Just take the box to the basement," Satoshi sighed.

"Only if you give me a kiss," Dark smirked.

"After you take the box," Satoshi bargained.

"Fine, but you have to come with me."

Satoshi shrugged and the pair left the room, leaving Krad alone decorating the large Christmas tree.

"I'm home!" Daisuke walked in through the front door carrying a bag of groceries.

"Thanks for getting the groceries, Daisuke!" Emiko shouted back from the kitchen, "Bring them in here, okay?"

"Yes ma'am!" Daisuke removed his shoes.

"Daisuke-san, hold still for a sec," Krad turned to face the redhead and walked up to him.

"K-Krad!" Daisuke blushed cutely, looking up at Krad when the blonde laid a hand on his flushed cheek.

"You just walked under mistletoe," Krad leaned down and pressed his lips against the redhead's.

"Daisuke, what's taking you so---?" Emiko peeked into the living room and saw the two boys. She smiled, "Never mind, then."

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A/N: Awww… kawaii fluffy cream-filled goodness 8333.

I did make up the song Dark is singing XD. I'm going to sing it while I'm decorating for Christmas, going on my Christmas trip for choir, and celebrating my birthday with my friends. They'll get all mad and say "EEEW! DAISUKE'S STRAIGHT AND EVEN IF HE WAS GAY HE WOULDN'T BE GAY WITH KRAD DDD8" but they still love me 83.