RATING: T
WARNINGS: You should know by now…
DISCLAIMER: No, I still don't own them… But I will -goes off to plot-
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Dark landed gently in the room with his newest thieving target.
"BE CAREFUL, DARK!!!" Daisuke shouted in Dark's head.
"Daisuke, you've got to trust me once in a while…" The kaitou sighed and placed the statue in his bag.
"I'm just anxious, that's all…" Daisuke was shaking.
"Don't worry," Dark sighed and headed back toward the window from which he entered.
"DAAAAARK!" A white and gold blur tackled Dark to the ground and knocked the bog out of his hand.
"Hey! Watch it! That statue's valuable!" Dark attempted to reach over, but Krad was straddling him and had his shoulders pressed to the ground
"I know how valuable that statue is, you fool," Krad squeezed the kaitou's shoulder tighter and narrowed his gold eyes, "Catching you is much more important to me."
"I think you're handsome, too, but I'm just not gay right now," Dark joked.
"Very funny… I hope you know that I can kill you right now," Krad leaned down closer to Dark's face.
"I know… But there IS someone you caaaan't!" Dark replied in a sing-song voice and transformed into Daisuke, who looked absolutely terrified, "Oh shit."
The sudden change in size of the teenager under him caused Krad to become unbalanced and fall forward. Their bodies and lips were pressed together, one of Krad's hands had landed beside Daisuke's head and the other hand landed on his chest.
Their eyes slid shut in unison. Eventually they pulled apart, breathing heavily.
"Krad…? What…?"
"That was… an… accident."
"Yeah. Sure," Satoshi commented dryly.
"Satoshi-sama?"
"Yes?"
"Mind your own damn business."
"B- but…" Daisuke glanced to the right, looking sincerely disappointed.
Krad pressed his lips against Daisuke's again, this time moving his hand under the redhead's slightly loose shirt and deepening their kiss.
"HERE!" The door at the end of the room opened, revealing a group of police officers.
Krad turned to glare at them for interrupting his and Daisuke's… activities.
"SHIT! MUST HAVE THE WRONG ROOM!" The door slammed shut again and the two went back to kissing passionately.