Im sorry its short. But Rukia is a hard character to ask questions. Ugh. I had writers block, so forgive me!
CHAPTER 3
Rukia Kuchiki
1. Do you like being a Kuchiki?
Rukia- Why wouldn't I? Nii-sama has given me a family.
Me- Well, what about Renji?
Rukia- Well, Renji too. Renji was like my brother in Rukongai.
Me- What about now? *Rukia blushes*
Rukia- Um... Well...
2. Do you like Renji?
Rukia- Are all my questions going to be about Renji?
Me- Not all of them. Most, but not all. Now answer this one!
Rukia- Okay! Um.. I... *blush deepens* NEXT!
3. Why won't you answer the previous question?
Rukia- I don't have to tell!
Me- But you are under oath!
Rukia- Not if it's only going to be questions about Renji!
Me- But it's more fun to answer questions about him!
Rukia- Not questions like that!
Me- Stop being so stubborn!
Rukia- You sound just like Renji!
Me- Now you talk about him! *Rukia shuts up and glares* Damn... It's scary how much your glare and Byakuya's glare look the same...
Rukia- Well, he is my brother.
Me- Not blood related though.
Rukia- I know that!
4. Ichigo or Renji?
Rukia- Again with the Renji questions!
Me- I threw in Ichigo as well!
Rukia- A strawberry and a lost dog. Wow.
Me- But still. Who do you prefer?
Rukia- I don't know!
Me- Who's cuter?
Rukia- I don't want to answer that!
Me- *Pouts* Pwease Wukia?
Rukia- Fine. I guess Renji. I've known him since childhood, and he knows more about me than anyone. Even Nii-sama.
5. Have you slept with Renji?
Rukia- W-WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!
Me- I dunno. I'm curious.
Rukia- I have not slept with Renji!
Me- Are you sure?
Rukia- I think I would remember if I slept with him or not!
Me- What about Ichigo?
Rukia- No! Kami. I don't even know if Ichigo would know what to do. *I laugh hysterically*
6. Do you realize how much Renji likes you?
Rukia- Renji likes me?
Me- No, he wants to beat you with a stick! *sarcasm* Why do you think Renji wants to beat Byakuya?!
Rukia- To take his captain's position? *I slap my forehead*
Me- Man, you've hung out with Byakuya too much.
Rukia- I have not! *Is silent for a few seconds* ...So you think Renji likes me?
Me- Duh! You should have seen him after his fight with Ichigo when you were in the repentance cell. It was so cute. He remembered whenyou were kids.
Rukia- He did? *I nod* RENJI! *Rukia runs out door. I catch her and drag her back*
Me- Not so fast.
Rukia- But! But!
Me- No buts!
7. What do you like most about being a soul reaper?
Rukia- Being able to fight with Sode No Shirayuki. It's an amazing feeling getting to fight with a zanpaku-to. I would be nothing without her.
Me- What about Senbonzakura? Do you think they have something going on?
Rukia- I don't know. But when Nii-sama did that fake betrayal thing and pretended to kill her, Senbonzakura didn't like it one bit. Maybe because he thought it was for real. Then again, everyone thought it was. I was incredibly worried.
Me- How so?
Rukia- Well, he's my brother. I was worried that he was gone for good.
Me- You know that can't happen! He made a promise to Hisana!
Rukia- I know, I know. But still. It really scared me. Besides Renji and Ichigo, I can trust Nii-sama to protect me.
Me- Oh yeah, he did a great job when you almost died!
Rukia- That was a complex situation! I understand why he was so confused!
Me- He chose the law over Hisana! But I guess saving you from Gin was a good way to say sorry.
Rukia- He almost died! I nearly died myself from worry! Do you know what that like?
Me- No. I have no siblings.
8. If you could, would you like to meet Hisana?
Rukia- Of course. She was my sister. And she made Nii-sama happy. Of course I would love to meet her if I got the chance.
Me- She sounded really wonderful.
Rukia- I bet she was.
Me- It's amazing how much you look alike. You could be twins.
Rukia- I know. And I bet it's hard for Nii-sama to look at me and not think it's Hisana.
Me- I'm sure he knows the difference. Hisana was quiet, whereas you're loud and you aren't afraid to speak your mind. That's why I think you and Renji would look cute together. *We both smile*
9. Do you know how much smut is on fanfiction with you and Renji? Rukia- Isn's smut another word for sex?
Me- Finally! Someone I don't have to explain to! And yes. It is. *Rukia glances at computer*
Rukia- I've got to find those stories...
Me- There's also smut about you paired with Ichigo or Byakuya.
Rukia- NII-SAMA?!
Me- *Nods* Yep. Quite a few. Some are my favorite stories ever.
Rukia- Meh, I'll just stick to the Me/Renji smut. *Turns attention to computer.*
Me- Oh goodness. She found the computer...
Rukia- *Reading* Oh my... These stories are completely accurate...
Me- So you have slept with Renji?!
Rukia- I never said accurate with that! But the details about Renji's body are extremely-
Me- I don't want to know!
Rukia- I was going to say extremely accurate by the details of his tattoos you pervert!
Me- *I sigh* Yes. I am a pervert. My friends at school have pointed that out. Then they join in the fun. *I grin, she sighs*
Rukia- Captain Ukitake was right. There is something wrong with you.
10. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if you stayed at the academy?
Rukia- I have. But I wouldn't trade this life for anything.
Me- But Byakuya took you from Renji for fifty years!
Rukia- But we talk again! Ever since Aizen's rebellion Renji and I have hung out more and talked. It's like we're catching up on everything. He's gotten so strong...
Me- Is that a dreamy face I se?! *Rukia shakes her head snapping out of her trance.*
Rukia- I don't know what you're talking about!
11. Do you like Squad Thirteen?
Rukia- Absolutely! Captain Ukitake is the best! Although Kiyone and Sentarou fight over almost everything.
Me- Yes. Indeed they do.
Rukia- He came into the barracks a few days ago acting all weird. Saying something about never taking a questionnaire again.
Me- Oops...
Rukia- That was you?!
Me- Maybe...
Rukia- *Glomps* Thank you! He's finally gotten up the nerve to ask Captain Unohana out to dinner! He's been so happy these past few days.
Me- It's about time. Gah, I was afraid I would have to chain them together or something.
12. Did you know that some people pair you with Gin in their stories?
Rukia- *Runs to bathroom and gags*
Me- Okay, I guess she won't want to answer that. *Rukia gags again*
13. What are your favorite things about the World of the Living?
Rukia- I love the thing called juice! It's so amazingly good! I could drink it all day!
Me- Yes. Juice is good. I like apple juice.
Rukia- Yum! Apple juice is awsome! So is white grape and cranberry!
Me- Yes, juice in general is delicious.
Rukia- I know! Renji cuts me off after four juice boxes though... *Rukia pouts*
14. Do you like sleeping in Ichigo's closet?
Rukia- I do. It's very comfortable. And I'm used to small spaces from Rukongai, so Ichigo's closet is perfect for me. My room in Nii-sama's home is so big. But it is better than being in Rukongai.
Me- Would you stay in Renji's closet?
Rukia- I don't think I would be able to find his closet. His room is so junky I can even find the floor! *I laugh* I swear. I'm gonna say no the next time he asks me to find something in there.
15. Have you had any wet dreams? If so, then with who?
Rukia- Ummmm…. I guess you can say it was…
Me- REALLY? With who?
Rukia- Well, it was a weird dream where I was at a bar and Renji and Ichigo were giving each other lap dances, then they look at me and start licking my face.
Me- *Just stares*
Rukia- I told you it was weird…
Me- I… Don't know what to say to that one… *Clears throat*
Rukia- Then why did you ask?!
Me- Cause I thought you would just say the normal answer and just say it was a sex dream or something!
Rukia- Well, you should have thought about it before you asked!
16. Who brings out the best in you? Byakuya, Ichigo, or Renji?
Rukia- Hmmm. That's actually a tough one… I may have to say Renji or Ichigo. Renji brings out my more childish side since he knows what pushes my buttons, but then Ichigo brings out my mature side when it comes to him fighting. But I still think Renji, cause he brings out my normal side.
Me- All the more reason why I think you and Renji are a perfect pair. *Rukia falls out of seat* Rukia? Rukia! *Shakes Rukia* Great… And I had four more questions to ask her…
Hey! Please review! Im sorry if this one wasn't as funny... Rukia's was kind of hard seeing as I'm not a Rukia fan all that nuch. :) Okay, next up is.... *checks list* The oh so charming Shunsui! Tell me what to ask him!!!! :) I'll let oyu make up some of the questions!!!! Naughty ones are acceptable. *Grins evily* Review and thanks for reading!