Sorry for the long wait. I was lacking inspiration and couldn't think of a lot of questions that WEREN't based on Nanao. Lol. So enjoy this chapter with our little Shunsui!
CHAPTER FOUR
Shunsui Kyoraku1. Why do you wear the pink haori?
Shunsui- Well, I don't really know. They always say real men wear pink, so I thought the haori made a good touch.
Me- And the hat?
Shunsui- It protects my eyes when I sleep on the roof. *I roll my eyes*
Me- Or pass out from too much saké.
Shunsui- Saké is amazing! Don't diss the saké!
Me- Sorry! Sorry!
2. What do you think about your little Nanao?
Shunsui- Nanao is great! She's the best lieutenant I've ever had!
Me- And relationship wise?
Shunsui- *Looking depressed* I don't think she'd ever give me the time of day... *I pat his shoulder*
Me- Maybe one day Shunsui.
Shunsui- You think?
Me- Of course! You are sweet, charming, handsome. Maybe if you worked a little more instead of getting drunk all the time maybe she would give you a chance.
Shunsui- *snaps fingers* That's a great idea! Wait, give up saké? *Glances at bottles then pouts* But I like saké... *I hug him*
Me- There there. You can do it! Think of Nanao! *Shunsui stands*
Shunsui- I'll do it! *prepares to run, I grab him*
Me- Not so fast lover-boy! I still have loads of more questions for you!
3. Do you know that people pair you up in smut fics with Jushiro?
Shunsui- Smut... Smut... *Taps chin*
Me- Surely YOU know what smut is! I'm so tired of having to explain it to everyone except Rukia!
Shunsui- *Still mumbling 'smut'*
Me- SEX! SMUT MEANS SEX! SEX SEX SEX! IT MEANS A SEX STORY! *Shunsui falls out of chair*
Shunsui- Sorry! Ew! Sex stories between me and Jushiro! One- that's disgusting. Two- Women are more my style. And three- I'm pretty sure Jushiro likes Retsu.
Me- *Jumps up and down* I KNEW IT!
4. So, Mr. Shunsui, are you a virgin?
Shunsui- Now I see why Captain Kuchiki and Jushiro won't talk lately about their interviews...
Me- What about Rukia? *Shunsui chuckles*
Shunsui- Lets just say she's been busy with a red head all day. And it's not shopping with Rangiku or that Orihime girl. *I go bug-eyed*
Me- No way!!!!
Shunsui- It's a good thing Captain Kuchiki went to the World of the Living today and won't be back until tomorrow... I haven't seen those two since this morning. *I die laughing*
Me- So are you a virgin?
Shunsui- Darn, I thought you forgot the original question...
Me- Nope! My perverted mind remembers questions like that. Now answer this one!
Shunsui- I'd rather not...
Me- Why not?!
Shunsui- I can't tell you...
5. A reviewer wants to know if you've ever seen Old Man Yamamoto naked?
Shunsui- *Eye twitches* Why would I want to see a 2000+ wrinkly man naked?!
Me- Sorry! A reviewer wanted to know!
6. What are your true oppinions about Nanao?
Shunsui- I need her like roses need water.
Me- Awe- *Gets cut off*
Shunsui- With water I wouldn't get the rose petals I need to get showered over me by Nanao!
Me- You were so close! *puts head on desk*
Shunsui- What?
7. Would you like to fight Yamamoto again?
Shunsui- Of course. If it doesn't involve dying.
Me- Yes, you dying wouldn't be that good...
Shunsui- Especially for Nanao. *He winks*
Me- *Shakes head* You are an obsessed man...
8. Have you ever had any pets?
Shunsui- No. They aren't allowed in the barracks. *Looks sadly at the ground*
Me- Awe, it's okay Shunsui.
9. What electronics do you own?
Shunsui- Oh! I got an iPod once. but it got smashed when Starrk knocked me out.
Me- Haha! That's what you get when you keep your iPod in your pockets!
Shunsui- Shut up!
10. What is your opinion about Retsu and Jushiro as a couple?
Shunsui- I would yell out, "It's about time!" *I fall to the floor laughing.*
Me- At least someone agrees with me! Jushiro has been going on about how they're just friends, yada yada yada. *waves hand around*
Shunsui- I was wondering how long it would take until someone finally told him that they should be a couple. *gives me high five*
11. What is your favorite season?
Shunsui- Hmmm.... My favorite season.... I'd have to say spring, because when the flowers bloom it matches my pink haori.
Me- I love spring too! I have a cherry blossom tree in my backyard with a branch that I can climb up to and sit in it like a seat. *starts tearing up* And then... And then... My dad got someone to trim the trees in the front yard and backyard, and the meanie man with a chainsaw cut that whole limb off! I can't read in the tree anymore! *starts bawling. Shunsui hugs me*
Shunsui- There there...
Me- Now a third of my tree is gone. And it was beginning to bloom too! I found buds all over the ground and patio! *Shunsui opens a fridge and pulls out a Dr. Pepper*
Shunsui- Dr. Pepper? *I smile and nod.*
Me- I love Dr. Pepper! How did you know?
Shunsui- Because every time you do an interview you're drinking one. *I begin to chug my Dr. Pepper* Wow, you are sad. *Pulls out another and hands it to me*
12. What's your favorite drink *He opens hiss mouth* Your favorite non-alcoholic drink.
Shunsui- Awe, you ruin the fun.
Me- *wiping eyes with tissues* Answer the question!
Shunsui- You're cranky when your sad. But I'd say that my favorite... non-alcoholic drink is... Damn... I only drink saké! *faceplants desk*
Me- Wow... Movin on then. I should have known you would only drink saké.
13. What was the most trouble you had gotten into while a student at the Academy?
Shunsui- This is why I wouldn't answer the question about whether I was a virgin or not.
Me- You have to tell!
Shunsui- I was visiting a friend... *I glare* Okay, a female friend, and when I went into her room and accidentally walked in on her when she was getting out of the shower... It all kind of went from there... *I burst into laughter* What's so funny?
Me- That whole situation!
Shunsui- I didn't know she walked around naked after showering! It was completely innocent!
Me- Yeah, until your clothes just happened to fall to the floor. *begins to giggle*
Shunsui- I like to forget things like that. Please don't tell Nanao. It was an accident that will never happen again. *I pat his shoulder*
Me- Awe, you do care about Nanao.
Shunsui- I do. I care about Nanao more than anything.
Me- Even saké?
Shunsui- Yes, even saké. Nanao is an irreplaceable lieutenant to Squad Eight like Kaien was to Squad Thirteen. I would probably go mad if something happened to my Nanao. I would give up saké forever if it meant that Nanao wouldn't get hurt, no matter what dangerous thing she does in the future.
Me- Okay, now I think you've gone nuts.
14. What is your favorite thing to do in the World of the Living?
Shunsui- I love the bakeries there! The cakes are so good! I can't believe we don't have cakes here.
Me- When was the first time you had cake?
Shunsui- When Jushiro turned 1000. Yumichika brought a delicious cake back from Karakura Town and it was absolutely scrumptious! And it had fruit in it!
Me- You sound like Rukia and juice...
15. What is your greatest memory about being a captain?
Shunsui- The time when Nanao cried over me when I was almost killed by Hitsugaya's seeminly dead friend.
Me- Oh yeah! I completely forgot about that! When Kousaka hurt you and you had to have emergency surgery. I was biting my nails cause I thought you were going to die. I couldn't imagine what Nanao felt. Good thing Jushiro was there to comfort her. She looked like a wreck.
Shunsui- My poor Nanao! *runs out of room* Oh Nanao! Where did you run off to?!
Me- *hits head with palm* I'm going to have to lower the questions to 15. They don't stay around long enough to answer the five more I had...
Ok, next up is....(drumroll).... Mr. Sexy (Cough cough) Sexta Espada, Grimmjow! Send me some questions to ask our little kitty in your reviews!