CHAPTER 5
Grimmjow Jaegerjaques

1. Do you like milk?

Grimmjow- Milk? Of all the questions to ask me first, you ask me if I like milk?!

Me- *smiles* Sure am! *Vein pops out of Grimmjow's forehead* So, do you like milk or not?

Grimmjow- I guess it's alright. And don't go steryotyping me. Just because I'm a fucking panther doesn't mean I like milk.

Me- *wave hands in front of face* Okay okay. Jeez. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the litterbox. *Grimmjow growls*

2. Can I rub your belly?

Grimmjow- Only if you want your hand cut off.

Me- So that's a yes? *His eye twitches*

Grimmjow- Will you just ask the fucking questions if I let you?

Me- Yes. *he sighs* YAY! *shoves him down and rubs his belly* It's kind of hard with the hollow hole...

Grimmjow- There's something else to rub if you want *He grins slyly. I give disgusted face and pull hand back*

Me- Pervert.

Grimmjow- You know it.

3. Are you gay?

Grimmjow- Somehow I knew this question would come up. *sighs again* No, I am not gay.

Me- Really? Cause you kind of give off a hint of- *he draws Pantera* Nevermind...

4. What makes you like to fight?

Grimmjow- The scent of freshly spilt blood. *I bang my head on desk* What?

Me- You are as bloodthirsty as Captain Zaraki.

Grimmjow- Hon, I'm MORE bloodthirsty than that loud mouth bastard.

Me- Why did you call me hon?

Grimmjow- I'm thinking of covering you in honey and tossing you into the Menos Forest. *I gulp*

5. What is your favorite song?

Grimmjow- What the hell is a song?

Me- You know, music.

Grimmjow- Oh. I don't know what it's called... It's on your iPod though. *I pull out iPod. he scans songs* Oh, it's Remember the Name. That's one of my favorites.

Me- I can see why. It's ful of cuss words?

Grimmjow- Your fucking point?

Me- See? It's perfect for you.

6. Have you seen the website deviantart?

Grimmjow- No.

Me- Oh my gosh. I have a favorite artist who draws the best pictures of you. *dreamy face* There are quite a few of you in a towel. *giggles as his eyes grow wide*

Grimmjow- You can't be serious.

Me- *nods* Yep! Right here! *shows him pictures*

Grimmjow- I'm gonna kill them.

Me- No! I need more Grimmjow pictures!

7. Have you seen any yaoi pictures of you and Ichigo or you and Ulquiorra?

Grimmjow- What the fuck is yaoi? *I laugh and tell him* What?!

Me- Yep!

Grimmjow- What goes on in some of these people's heads?

Me- I don't know. But the lemons between you and OCs are genius.

Grimmjow- You have a fucked up mind...

Me- *just giggles* I know. My friends like to point that out.

8. Will you go in your released form?

Grimmjow- No.

Me- Please?

Grimmjow- No!

Me- Pwease Gwimmjow? *puts on pouty face*

Grimmjow- Why should I?

Me- CAUSE I LOVE YOUR RELEASE FORM! IT'S FREAKIN AWSOME! *Grimmjow grins smugly*

Grimmjow- Why thank you.

Me- So you'll do it?

Grimmjow- Not in your lifetime.

9. Hve you ever snuck in on Hallibel changing?

Grimmjow- No! *looks away with a slight blush*

Me- I think someone has~. *pokes him in chest*

Grimmjow- It was only twice! That bastard Aizen calls too many meetings and I was sentto get her. I walked in on her changing both times. I didn't know a girl's boobs can be so big. *he starts drooling*

Me- I need a bucket! Grimmjow! Stop drooling you little peeper! *slaps him in the head*

10. What is the best part about being an Espada?

Grimmjow- Getting to fight!

Me- I should have known...

Grimmjow- There's nothing like a good, bloody fight to the death. Where's Ulquiorra? I wanna fight him now.

Me- He'll whoop your ass.

Grimmjow- *tsks* Let him try.

Me- Oh, he did that one time. He got you good.

Grimmjow- He snuck up on me from behind! It was a cheat attack!

Me- Sure sure. *waves a hand*

Grimmjow- I can get Ulquiorra to kill you ya know.

Ulquiorra- *walks in room* Leave me out of this conversation.

Me- *points* Get back in the bishie closet! It's not your turn! *shooes him back inside crowded closet*

Grimmjow- *eye twitches on his confused WTF face* Bishie closet?

Me- *nods* Yep. Bishie closet.

Grimmjow- And why wasn't I put in there?

Me- Cause you and Captain Kenpachi would have had a killing spree in there with Ichigo.

Grimmjow- Ichigo is in there?! *jumps up. I grab him*

Me- Oh no ya don't! Hey, I'm getting better at catching escaping bishies. *giggles evily*

11. What's your view on Aizen?

Grimmjow- He needs to get a life. Like he's actually going to take over Soul Society. Kill the royals my ass.

Me- Okay...

12. What about Tosen?

Grimmjow- Blind dude with the dreads who's all about justice? If he was all about justice, wouldn't he be on the soul reaper's side? I mean, come on! *throws hands in air. Falls out of seat. I laugh hysterically*

13. And Gin?

Grimmjow- *he shivers* I'd rather not answer that...

14. Did you have any relationships with Nel?

Grimmjow- NO! Never had and I never will! That girl's too clingy! Besides, I think she's going after Ichigo.

Me- Haha. She does ask Rukia what her relationship with him is.

Grimmjow- She was like, 3 years old!

Me- Not really! She was just in a 3 year old's body!

Grimmjow- *crosses arms* She sure does act like one.

15. Do you remember your previous life in the World of the Living?

Grimmjow- No. I just remember the glorious life as an arrancar.

Me- Wow...

16. Are you a virgin?

Grimmjow- Must you ask?

Me- *giggles* Yes. It's an official question! So, are you?

Grimmjow- Fuck no.

Me- Oh? Do tell. Who was it?

Grimmjow- Let's see... It was Menoly... No... Loly... No... Who was it? *scratches head*

Me- Never mind...

17. Do you like pie?

Grimmjow- What the hell is pie?

Me- A very good dessert that comes in many different flavors.

Grimmjow- Forget this question. I have no time for damn desserts.

18. Do you read?

Grimmjow- Why would I want to read? It's a waste of time. I would rather be fighting!

Me- I should have known.

Grimmjow- Your fault for asking me.

Me- Well, a lot of people like to read, even people like you.

Grimmjow- Name one.

Me- *thinks* Don't make me think too hard. I'm a blonde-ish girl.

Grimmjow- You look all blonde.

Me- IM A BRUNETTE THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I just have a hint of blonde hair...

Grimmjow- ...

Me- Don't even say anything.

19. If you ever wrote and directed a movie, what would it be about?

Grimmjow- Fighting and killing every soul reaper in the world! *laughs menacingly*

Me- You have a real problem...

Grimmjow- So I like to fight. I can't help it!

Me- Maybe you should tone down the fighting for a while.

Grimmjow- Why the fuck would I want to do that?!

Me- I don't know! Maybe of you spent more time learning manners you could get a real girlfriend. *Grimmjow growls*

20. Have you ever peeked on Orihime when she changed clothes?

Grimmjow- Again with the peeking questions!

Me- I know! I know! Answer it anyways.

Grimmjow- No. That prick Ulquiorra guarded her too much for me to get a peek.

Me- I bet Orihime wouldn't have liked it.

Grimmjow- Why don't you go bug someone else's fuckin personal life?

Me- FINE! *throws him ball of yarn.*

Grimmjow- YARN! *turns into chibi release form and plays with it*

Me- Hehe. Always works. Who's my good little Grimm-kitty?!

Grimmjow- Meow! *continues to roll yarn around.*

Me- ...Hey! *realizes he tied me up*

Grimmjow- That should work. *puts hands in pockets and walks off*

Well, there's Grimmjow! Sorry it took so long. School has been a real pain in the ass. On the upside, I made a 78 on my chem. test. Thats good right??? Up next is....*fake drumroll*.... Toshiro Hitsugaya! But I need questions to ask! Review with some questions please! It would help a lot!!!!!!!!