Chapter 6
Toshiro Hitsugaya

1. Have you ever had a wet dream about Momo or Rangiku?

Toshiro- A wet dream?

Me- Yes, a wet dream. *He stares at me* A sex dream? *He chokes on currently mouthful of water* You alright?

Toshiro- A wet dream about my lieutenant?! Are you insane?!

Me- I've been called something like that. What about Momo? *He blushes* You have, haven't you?!

Toshiro- That's not important!

Me- I think someone has! *Giggles wildly*

2. Has Rangiku ever tried to seduce you in her drunkenness?

Toshiro- No. And I hope she never will. She's probably going to try that on Gin though.

Me- I knew it!!!

Toshiro- Huh?

Me- Oh come on! They should totally be a couple!

Toshiro- Gin is evil.

Me- *Shrugs* Opposites attract.

Toshiro- They aren't magnets!!

Me- So?!

3. Why did you inherit the love of cold things from your zanpakutou Hyourinmaru?

Toshiro- *Shrugs* I don't know. I've just had a joy for winter.

Me- It shows.

Toshiro- What's that supposed to mean?! *Vein pops out of his forehead*

Me- Nothing! Your zanpaku-to is hot though. *Goes dreamy eyed*

Toshiro- *Groans* Just what I need. Another Hyourinmaru fan...

Me- I sense someone is a little jealous!

Toshiro- I am not!!

4. Why don't you use kidou often?

Toshiro- I save my strength for using my zanpaku-to. No big deal.

5. Have you ever touched or fantasized about touching Rangiku's huge breasts?

Toshiro- Of course not! As Momo said, she's a freak of nature!

Me- Oh come on! Momo ha just gotten out of the hospital after being fataly wounded by Aizen! I bet she was doped up on Lora tabs the way she broke down in hysterics about Aizen possibly being good-

Toshiro- *Hits hands on table as he rises* Don't diss Momo! She was not under the influence of drugs during that conversation!

Me- Are you sure? *He draws the sexy zanpaku-to from his sheath* Alright, alright! Geez...

6. Do you like it when Momo calls you Shiro-Chan (Whitey)?

Toshiro- I tolerate it. I wish she would call me by Captain Hitsugaya like she should.

Me- I think it's cute when she calls you that. It's like a pet name for you. *smiles while his eye twithes*

Toshiro- A pet name?

Me- Yeah, a pet name. It's cute, and I think she like you.

Toshiro- So you're the one who's been setting up people! I knew it! First Renji and Rukia, then Captain Ukitake and Captain Unohana, now are you trying to set me up with Momo? *I ponder thought, then nod*

7. Didn't Momo promise to stop calling you Shiro-Chan (Whitey) when you become a captain in the Gotei 13?

Toshiro- Technically. She promise that she would when I entered the Soul Reaper Academy. But she hasn't.

Me- Awe!

Toshiro- It doesn't mean anything!

Me- Suuuuure it doesn't. But you're Momo's best friend! I heard that best friends are usually soul mates.

Toshiro- I'm not looking for a wife.

Me- Bull-shit! I know how much you worry over her when she is in danger!

Toshiro- That's..... Kind of true... *I giggle*

Me- See what I mean?

Toshiro- It's just my captain's side coming out! I worry over subordinates, from my squad or not.

8. Have you ever seen Rangiku or Momo nude?

Toshiro- NO!

Me- Okay, okay, don't get your boxers all in a wad. Hehe.

9. Would you have sex with Rangiku or Momo?

Toshiro- *Eye twitches*

Me- Toshiro? *He falls out of chair twitching* Toshiro?!

10. Are you a virgin?

Toshiro- The trademark question.

Me- *nods rapidly* Yep! So answer it!

Toshiro- *Smiles smugly* No.

Me- Answer it or I'll call you Lil Shiro!

Toshiro- *Sighs with a blush* Maybe....

Me- It's either a yes or a no!

Toshiro- .............................yes.............................

Me- I knew it!

Toshiro- I don't want a one night stand type thing! I'm not that kind of guy!

Me- I never said you were!

Toshiro- You were thinking it.

Me- Man, you're good.

11. What do you do with all the candy Joushiro gives you?

Toshiro- I eat a few pieces. What do you think I fill the candy bowls with in the offices at Squad Ten?

Me- I want some!

Toshiro- Nope. I need it for my candy bowls. *I cry* Gah! Okay okay! *He hands me a baggy of candy*

Me- YAY! *nibbles in jawbreaker*

Toshiro- I think you need a towel... *watches me drool while munching jawbreaker* Or a bucket...

12. Why do you think he gives you candy?

Toshiro- He has this weird explaination. Just because my hair is almost the same color as his.

Me- But you get free candy man!

13. Do you think its a stupid reason?

Toshiro- Yes.

Me- But you get- free- CANDY!

Toshiro- Lower your voice!

14 How are you treated as the youngest captain in the gotei 13?

Toshiro- Like any other captain. I have the respect I deserve, a squad that loves me, a lieutenant who does... most of her work. I love my squad. I wouldn't trade it for any other.

Me- Awe.

15. Is it true that you are the least respected captain of all?

Toshiro- I wouldn't say that... I just wish they would stop treating me like a kid.

Me- Even though you look like a-

Toshiro- Don't say it!

16. Why do you get pissed at short jokes or any reference to the word "short"?

Toshiro- It cuts at my pride as a captain.

Me- You sound like Byakuya.

Toshiro- *Shrugs* We value our pride.

17. have you ever asked Rangiku to tell you a bedtime story?

Toshiro- No, I haven't. Usually I have to lecture her on the consequences of getting drunk while on duty.

Me- She can't help it. Besides, she's hilarious when she's drunk!

Toshiro- You mean annoying?

Me- No, cute. You know, like when Momo calls you Lil Shiro? *He scowles*

Toshiro- No, not like that.

18. Do you know that people write sex stories about you, Rangiku, Momo, or Jushiro?

Toshiro- *His eyes widen* S-sex stories? *I nod* I AM NOT GAY!

Me- I know. I didn't say you were. But the stories between you and Momo are so delicious. *I smile deviously*

Toshiro- You are a sick woman.

Me- I've heard it all before.

19. What would you do if Momo came up to you and confessed her love to you?

Toshiro- I honestly have no idea. I would be shocked at first I guess.

Me- You wouldn't blow her off would you?

Toshiro- I'm not Aizen now!

Me- I know, I know! I'm just saying I think she really cares about you.

Toshiro- You do? *I nod* Well.......... *Flash steps away*

Me- *Sighs* I should just chain all the men down in their chairs......

Well, Theres our little

Toshiro- I AM NOT LITTLE!

Anyway! There was our Icy zanpaku-to weilding captain! Up next is......(fake drumroll)...... Ulquiorra Cifer!!!!!!! I need question people!!!!!!!

Thank you -----Sniper----- and ahriman123 for questions. I honestly had no idea what to ask Toshiro, so thanks! Any suggestions for our emo Espada? I would love to hear them! Please review!!!!!!!