CHAPTER 9
Retsu Unohana

1. Why do you have that glare?

Retsu- What glare?

Me- That glare! When you tell someone to do something you open your eyes and suddenly everyone is terrified of you!

Retsu- I've never noticed...

Me- *shakes head*

2. How old are you really?

Retsu- I will not answer that. *crosses arms*

Me- Why not?

Retsu- It's rude to ask a woman her age!

Me- I'm a girl too! You can tell me!

Retsu- Fine. *leans over and whispers*

Me- Really? You look so young to be-*a hand clasps over my mouth*

3. What do you think about almost everyone picking on your squad and saying that they are a bunch of wussies and pansies?

Retsu- That they are obnoxious, arrogant, ignorant barbarians that do not appreiate the ones who take the time to heal them after they fight with each other with their real swords and not sparring ones like they're supposed to use and then getting themselves hurt when they might be needed the next day!

Me- Wow... I never knew you had this side to you...

Retsu- I'm still a little hungover... Jushiro had some hot saké and before I knew it I had drunk a bottle or two...

Me- I can see why you and Shunsui are friends now... *she rubs her temples*

4. You have 10 seconds to describe your favorite squad members... Go!

Retsu- My favorite squad members? I don't think it's very nice to choose favorites...

Me- Oh it'll be fine. They won't know. *grins slyly*

Retsu- I will not choose favorites. *crosses arms*

Me- *grumbles* Fine...

5. What do you love best about being a squad four captain?

Retsu- I enjoy being able to help people. Being captain enables me to give top quality care.

Me- Have you ever wondered if Jushiro fakes attacks sometimes just to see you?

Retsu- Why would he do that?

Me- *bangs head on table* You people are clueless!

Retsu- About what? Me- *groans* Did you two not go on a date? Retsu- *blushes* O-oh... Well, yes we did.

6. How was your dinner with Captain Ukitake?

Retsu- Were you setting me up for this question?

Me- Not really. It was just a coincidence. *grins*

Retsu- Fine, I wot question you any further. The dinner went fine. He came over to my home and we cooked dinner together.

Me- Awe, that's so cute!

Retsu- Cute? It was quite entertaining actually. Jushiro almost set the stove on fire. I had to put it out. *I start laughing*

Me- That's hilarious!

Retsu- *while giggling* It was. So afterwards we ate outside in the gardens.

Me- Awe, a romantic dinner in the gardens. *sighs* You're so lucky Captain Unohana.

Retsu- Lucky?

Me- Yes! You had dinner with one of the hottest and sweetest men in Sereiti!

Retsu- *blushes* He is sweet...

Me- And hot! You forgot hot!

Retsu- I prefer to say handsome...

Me- Ok. He's freakin handsome!

7. Why do you ask Hanatarou to get you makeup whenever he goes to the World of the Living?

Retsu- *shrugs* I don't know. I gues I like experimenting.

Me- Experimenting?

Retsu- *nods* Yes. I'm quite intregued with how they make so many different things for your face.

Me- Are you sure it isn't for Jushiro?

Retsu- Of course not! Besides.. *in a quieter voice* He thinks I already look beautiful without makeup.

Me- *goes starry eyed* AWE!

8. Why do you keep your braid in the front?

Retsu- It's easier to handle.

9. Have you slept with Jushiro?

Retsu- *blush returns* W-what?

Me- You heard me. Have you slept with him?

Retsu- I-I-I... That's not a good question to ask!

Me- Well, my readers are curious!

Retsu- Your readers are rude!

Me- No they aren't! They are wonderful and just want to know a few things that aren't mentioned in the manga or anime! *reaches in pocket* I hoped I wouldn't have to use this.

Retsu- Use what?

Me- *jumps up with syringe* Use a truth syrum! *gives her shot*

Retsu- Whaa! mnnnn *mumbles a bit more*

Me- Now, did you sleep with Jushiro?

Retsu- *swivels in chair* Yes... *giggles a bit.*

Me- *looks at syringe* Did I give her an overdose?

Retsu- He's awsome!

Me- O.o

Retsu- Even in *takes a breath* The academy he was amazing.

Me- O.O *thinks* Yeah... I think this was an alcohol syringe...

Retsu- And... he's... good with any position...

Me- Okay! Moving on!

ONCE THE SYRUM WORE OFF...

10. Have you ever thought about getting married?

Retsu- *rubbing her head* I can't remember the last question...

Me- Maybe that's a good thing. So answer this one.

Retsu- I have thought of getting married, but I just would be too busy.

Me- *mumbles* Oh yea, you and Jushiro would just be fuck buddies.

Retsu- What was that?

Me- *straightens up* Nothing! *laughs nervously*

11. What is your favorite flower to have in Squad Four to brighten the place up?

Retsu- I like yellow tulips. they're bright and patients just love them. Jushiro also likes them. As well as yellow lilies.

Me- Jushiro likes yellow doesn't he?

Retsu- Yes. As do I. It is a pretty color. And it accents well with the blue walls.

Me- I think roses are my favorite flowers.

Retsu- I have roses in my gardens. You should come see them sometime.

Me- *grins* I would love to!

12. How do you handle Squad Eleven men when they occupy space there?

Retsu- I don't know myself. But it seems like when I open my eyes they just run of like scared children.

Me- It's the death glare!

Retsu- *rolls eyes* What death glare?

Me- Nothing! Nothing! Never mind...

13. How long have you been captain?

Retsu- For a few hundred years I think. I've lost count. But it's close to Jushiro and Shunsui.

14. Did you ever do anything wild at the academy?

Retsu- I went skinny dipping once in the Academy pond.

Me- Really? *starts laughing*

Retsu- Yeah. A few of the girls and I snuck out of our rooms and decided to take a swim. Little did we know, Shunsui and Jushiro decided to do the same.

Me- No way!

Retsu- *nodding* Yep, that caused a few of the girls to back out and go back to their rooms. I just stayed under the water to my neck and it was fine.

Me- Who knew one of the calmest captains had such a wild side?

Retsu- *nods*

15. Who would you pair Shunsui Kyoraku with? Nanao or Lisa?

Retsu- As long as they can stand his womanizing and won't kill him, I'm good with either.

16. Is it true that you are the third most powerful captain of the 13 Court Guard Squads?

Retsu- That's what I've heard, yes.

Me- So I guess Byakuya and the head captain take the first and second spots?

Retsu- Most likely, yes.

17. Have you ever been to a party? If so, what type of party was it?

Retsu- I have been to a few Christmas parties. But that's it. Oh! And birthdays. Have you ever tried to fit over 2,000 candles on a cake on Yamamoto's birthday?

Me- *laughs* you do know they make number candles. So you could only have four on the cake?

Retsu- Really? Maybe Hanatarou should get number candles next time...

18. Has your 'Smile of Death' ever failed?

Retsu- What is this smile of death?

Me- *groans* Never mind...

19. Are you in love with Jushiro?

Retsu- I will not answer that! And no more of that syrum crap!

Me- No arguement there... Last time you went into detail...

Retsu- What was that question?

Me- you will never know...

*sighs* there it is! Im so so SO sorry its this late. I've been so busy I finaly had time (and enough questions) to finish this chapter. I hooe you like it! Next it... *fake drumroll*... Isshin Kurosaki! Oh good lord. This shold be intersting... So give me questions for our adorable daddy and I 'll get right back to ya!