Alrighty! I am SO sorry I am late in updating this!School has been a bitch lately, so my fanfictions have been suffering. My poor babies! XD Well, here is the Imfamous sosuke Aizen! And there are some pretty big spoilers in this chapter in the manga, so unless you want to be flash updated and totally pissed. WEll, I was pissed at the ending anyways. XD And I had like, 50+ questions via reviews and PMs, so I cut them down in half. Sorry if all some of your questions were not answered.

CHAPTER 11
Sosuke Aizen

1. Why are you a superman poser with a god complex?

Sosuke- Why would you compare me to a super hero from the World of the Living fiction stories, when I am the main Antagonist of Bleach?

Me- *shrugs* I don't know. Ask the person who told me to ask you. Even though they are kind of right.

Sosuke- *raises eyebrow* Oh really? And what gives them the idea?

Me- Well, you DO act like you are a god, which you are not mind you, and you are arrogant, murder anyone you want, and-

Sosuke- *holds up hand* I get it.

2. Can I pet your bitch curl?

Sosuke- My… what?

Me- Your bitch curl!

Sosuke- What the hell is a bitch curl?

Me- *jumps up and runs to his chair, instantly playing with the lock of hair dangling down his forehead and along his nose*

Sosuke- Oh… that.

Me- *giggles*

3. Do you have anyone AT ALL that you actually care about?

Sosuke- Simply, no.

4. Why give up the life you had as a soul reaper captain just to be sealed away?

Sosuke- I do not get sealed away!

Me- *points to Bleach 421* Yes, yes you do.

Sosuke- *looks at Bleach 421* Damn…..

5. What hairstyle do you like more? The one pre-betrayal or post-betrayal?

Sosuke- I prefer my hair slicked back. I did not enjoy bangs in my face. They would always get in between my eyes and glasses.

Me- Were those glasses always fake?

Sosuke- *chuckles* Of course they were. They were part of my illusion.

6. Who is your favorite espada?

Sosuke- That is easy. None of them.

Me- Oh? *crosses arms* Why do you say that?

Sosuke- Because all of them together couldn't even match my strength. How can I defeat the soul reapers if even my espada were weak?

Me- They were pretty strong though.

Sosuke- Yammy is currently the one who is still alive.

Me- I hate him. *grumbles* Though Byakuya is hot when he fights Yammy with Kenpachi.

Sosuke- O.o

7. Do you favor

Gin or Tosen when it comes to the battlefield?

Sosuke- That is quite difficult to decide. *taps chin with finger while thinking* Tosen is very skilled in battling with a blade. He can maneuver quickly and doge, even though he is blind. Gin, well, he usually just sneaks up on you and attacks.

Me- *smirks* So Tosen then?

Sosuke- Even though he died first, I would say him.

Me- Gin is not dead!

Sosuke- Did you not see what I did to him?

Me- *pounces on Aizen* HE IS NOT DEAD! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT!

8. Are you gay?

Sosuke- *rolls eyes* What an absurd thought.

9. Has any male tried to pass you a compliment that made you uneasy?

Sosuke- *nibbles on bottom lip* I can't think of any at the moment. Well, Gin has complimented me in a weird voice, but that's just him being normal, so technically no.

Me- *giggles*

10. What are your thoughts about Ichigo's friends?

Sosuke- Pathetic humans who do not need to meddle in the Soul Society's business.

11. Did you and Momo ever do any suspicious activities?

Sosuke- Of course not. Although that could have made the plot better had there been something going on.

Me- *shakes head with a sigh* You are a sad, sad man. But you are sexy too. *giggles*

12. You do realize that Momo is still making excuses as to why you left, right?

Sosuke- *sighs* When isn't she? Am I still being 'forced' by Gin?

Me- *nods* Yep.

13. Did you know that some people are calling you a pedophile for getting so close to Orihime and going all creepy with that 'No one smiles here' antic before going to the fake Karakura Town?

Sosuke- *looking shocked* Pedophile? I may be evil, but I am not a child molester!

Me- *raises eyebrow* You sure about that?

14. Who is your favorite? Ulquiorra or Grimmjow?

Sosuke- Ulquiorra. He does whatever I command without question, is an excellent errand runner, and can do dirty work for me like killing off those friends of Ichigo's without me even having to lift a finger.

Me- Ulqui-bat!

Sosuke- *his eyes narrow* Ulqui- what now?

Me- My nick name for him. Cause his release forms look like he's a bat! Hence, Ulqui-bat!

Sosuke- *chuckles* I shall have fun with this nick name.

15. Who would win in a fight? Gin or Kaname?

Sosuke- Oh, that's a tough one… I honestly have no clue. They are both very strong.

16. Can I braid your super long sexy hollow hair?

Sosuke- No, you cannot.

17. Did you know that your name means pacifier in another language?

Sosuke- *his eyes widen* My name means what?

Me- *giggles madly* Pacifier!

Sosuke- What language is that?

Me- I don't know!

18. How did you get Gin to side with you?

Sosuke- Since he entered the Academy. I knew there was something about him that made him perfect to follow me to Hueco Mundo with Tosen as well.

19. Do you think you could beat Chuck Norris in a fight?

Sosuke- Who is Chuck Norris?

Me- O.o

20. What happened with the glasses thing? One time you have the glasses on and the next you're crazy, sexy no glasses man!

Sosuke- I'm a what now?

Me- You turned into this sexy beast! *giggles*

Sosuke- Alright, now I'm scared of something… you.

Me- *goes wide eyed* You don't need to be scared of me! Sarahbeth, maybe, but not me.

Sosuke- Who is this Sarahbeth?

Me- *smirks* A brilliant woman.

21. What's with the Momo hate? You took the personal pain of stabbing her yourself back in SS arc, and then not too long ago, she was also the target of your illusion...

Sosuke- Like I have told everyone before, Momo was a girl who would trust me no matter what, which made her perfect to be my lieutenant. It was coming to her, but she was too trustful in me to see it.

Me- *shakes head* You are a sorry man.

22. Why are you obsessed with tea?

Sosuke- Obsessed? With tea?

Me- Um, yeah! You drink it constantly!

Sosuke- It's better than coffee.

Me- Now that I can agree with. I personally hate coffee.

23. If you weren't so "busy" with your pursuits to fuel your (rather pointless) god complex; what'd you do in your free time?

Sosuke- Hmmm, I have never really thought of that. I would probably teach at the Academy in calligraphy like I did before I went to Hueco Mundo.

Me- you do seem like the teahing type. With your shaggy hair and glasses in your previous looks, you could pass as a teacher. And a hot one at that! *grins*

Sosuke- *sighs with a smirk* I somehow knew you would say that.

24. If you were stripped off your already non-existent powers (yes, your powers are rather meager) and forced into the human realm as a human, what would you take up as a job?

Sosuke- Like in the previous question, I would probably say a teacher.

Me- Wow. Really?

Sosuke- Yes. Then I could make my own minions out of children from scratch.

Me- *sweat drops* And here we go again with the world domination…

25. Did Momo ever come on to you?

Sosuke- No. She understood that I was her superior and she was my subordinate, and that it would be improper.

Me- *scoffs with a roll of her eyes* You are so hypocritical. You wouldn't care if it was improper. You just are about killing the Soul King.

Sosuke- *flashes a smile* Your point?

26. Why are you so obsessed with being "The Best"?

Sosuke- Because I am the only one who is capable of ruling Soul Society.

Me- *rolls eyes* Moving on.

27. Are you a virgin?

Sosuke- Ah, the infamous question. *he leans over the table with a glint in his eyes and a smirk upon his face* And what made you want to ask me?

Me- I figured since you told the truth about everything else, you wouldn't have a problem answering this.

Sosuke- *raises an eyebrow* You really think that?

Me- *nods*

Sosuke- *leans close to my ear with a small chuckle. He reaches up and takes hold of the back of my neck* Indeed, I am not.

Me- *faints*

Sosuke- *shrugs* That was easier than I thought it would be.

And there you have it! XD Up next is... *fake drumroll*... Kisuke Urahara! So please give me some questions for our little blonde hottie for me in your reviews! :D