CHAPTER 12
Kisuke Urahara

1. What's up with the fan?

Kisuke- What do you mean?

Me- You're always waving it in front of your face or have it in your hand.

Kisuke- So? *whips fan out in front of his face* I have no idea what you're talking about.

Me- *groans* You're impossible… and it's only the first question!

2. Can RolePlayGirl have your hat.. Please?

Kisuke- *raises eyebrow* Why does she want my hat?

Me- I say you don't need it. You need to show off that sexy hair. *giggles*

Kisuke- …You scare me….

Me- Is that a yes or a no?

3. Are you and Yoruichi a couple?

Kisuke- Um…

Me- It's a simple yes or no question.

Kisuke- *hides his face behind fan*

Me- *rolls eyes* of course. I'll take that as a yes!

Kisuke- I never confirmed that!

Me- Then I'll confirm it for you!

Kisuke- Yes mam….

4. Can Arrancar/Espada have babies?

Kisuke- *he looks to the ceiling and ponders* I'm not really sure. I never experimented on that.

Me- *giggles and looks to readers* I'm sure a few of them would give it a try.

Kisuke- *sweat drops*

5. Have you and Yoruichi gone all the way?

Kisuke- *raises eyebrow* Going all the way…. As in?

Me- *groans* Are all you men clueless? I'm talking about sex! Have you two ever had sex?

Kisuke- *yelps and instantly blushes* Well… um…

Me- *gasps with a big goofy grin* You did, didn't you?

Kisuke- Th-that's none of your business!

6. Since you created the Hogyoku, does that make you the Arrancar's 'father'?

Kisuke- *he blinks then looks down to his lap* I would certainly hope not…

7. Do you like the nickname Ichigo calls you?

Kisuke- *he shrugs* It doesn't really bother me.I called him Strawberry once and that shut him up. *chuckles*

Me- Niiiiice.

8. Kisuke- Why did you leave the visoreds alone in the World of the Living? Weren't you worried about Hiyori having to deal with Shinji all the time?

Kisuke- *He chuckles* I was more worried about Shinji being with her than Hiyori having to live with him actually.

Me- *raises eyebrow* Really?

Kisuke- *nods* Yes. She enjoyed slapping him in the face with her flip flop. I was worried she'd slap his face off.

9. Is Tessai your best friend?

Kisuke- Yes, I consider Tessai to be a good friend.

Me- *smiles* That's good. It would be awful if you two didn't like each other. *giggles* Though not as much as you like Yoruichi~

Kisuke- *his eyes widen* S-shut up!

10. What IS Chad? He trained in your shop, and surely such a scientist as yourself can explain that arm thingy of his.

Kisuke- He does seem to have more hollow like abilities, unlike the others. But that I cannot answer. I would have to conduct some research on him if I wanted to tell me more.

Me- *grumbles* Fine…

11. Why do you cover up that sexy hair with the hat?

Kisuke- Cause it's comfy! *he pouts*

Me- *rolls eyes* But you look so much better without your hat! *pouts back*

Kisuke- *his eye twitches* Fine… *he removes his hat*

Me- Yay!

12. What is your opinion on Mayuri?

Kisuke- *he thinks for a bit* He was an interesting character, let me tell you… he was always coming to me with new ideas. I of course turned them down because they usually involved torturing some poor soul for an experiment. Sometimes he scared me with his ideas… *shudders slightly*

Me- *holds hand up* Please do not go into detail…

13. What is your greatest invention/discovery besides the Hogyoku?

Kisuke- *he taps his chin* Probably the portable gigai. It's gigai, that's portable!

Me- Naw! I thought it was a cow suit! *said in a sarcastic tone before winking at him*

14. Would you consider yourself awkward?

Kisuke- *he scoffs playfully* Of course not! I love my customers and I'm always happy to see them! I don't shy away!

Me- *in a quiet voice* That's cause you don't have any customers…

15. What do you think of the head captain? What about Soi Fon?

Kisuke- *he smirks* Yamamoto is an old man and Soi Fon is a bitch that needs to seriously get laid.

Me- *blinks then bursts into laughter* I think so too! *high fives him* You and I think alike Kisuke.

16. Do you have any ill feelings about Central 46?

Kisuke- *chuckles* I can't anymore. Aizen killed the ones that send me away.

Me- *giggles* Oh yeah. They're all dead now. KARMA!

17. What's up with Jinta and Ururu?

Kisuke- *raises an eyebrow* What do you mean?

Me- Shouldn't they be in school or something?

Kisuke- *he smirks* They shall remain a secret~ *he says in a hypnotist's voice*

Me- *rolls eyes*

18. If you were forced to marry Yoruichi, Unohana, Rangiku, or Soi Fon, who would you choose?

Kisuke- *he grins* That's an easy question! I would chose-

Yoruichi- *from inside closet* Think of your words carefully Kisuke!

Kisuke- *he gulps* Yes Yoruichi…

Me- *giggles* Ha, you were just told what to do by a cat.

19. If you were invited to come back to Soul Society and take your place as any captain, would you?

Kisuke- *he shakes his head* Nah. I'm used to this place now.

20. How do you know Isshin?

Kisuke- *he smirks* That, my dear, you'll have to find out for yourself.

Me- *pouts*

21. Are you going to help Ichigo get his powers back?

Kisuke- *he shrugs* Perhaps. Perhaps he doesn't need my help. *he winks*

Me- I want him to get his powers back! It's so lame that he lost his powers!

22. Have tou ever considered dying your hair?

Kisuke- *raises eyebrow* Why would I do that?

Me- *shrugs* I dunno. Ask the reader who asked the question. *giggles*

Kisuke- *he shakes his head with a sigh* You fangirls… One day I will find the askers of these questions and go pay them a little visit.

Me- Then they'd probably tie you down and try to rape you. *winks* Right girls? *laughs*

23. Where did you get your hat?

Kisuke- Hat's are us!

Me- No seriously, where did you get your hat?

Kisuke- I found it in a quaint little shop downtown when I first arrived here. It was very cheap.

Me- That's…boring…

Kisuke- *shrugs* You asked.

24. What do you think of being paired with Ichigo?

Kisuke- Paired? *blinks* What do you mean by that?

Me- *smirks* In yaoi stories. You and Ichigo are lovers in a few fanfics. *giggles* I haven't read any though. Not a big yaoi fan. Except there is an author on here that writes amazing GrimmXIchi fanfics.

Kisuke- *his eyes twitches once more* As in… sex stories with him? *I nod* Oh god! *he folds his arms on the table and hides his head* The images!

Me- *blinks* Wow… Kisuke Urahara has been scarred for life… Never thought that could happen.

25. Why do you think people call you a pervert?

Kisuke- *he smirks* Cause I'm sexy like that.

Me- Oh yes Kisuke, you define what a true sex god is like.

Kisuke- *nods* Damn right I do. *grins*

Me- *rolls eyes* Alrighty, I'll send you on your way then let Yoruichi out for a bit so you can have a little pervert moment! Chao!

And there you have it! Mr. Kisuke Urahara! *giggles* Sorry if it isnt as funny as usual. It's really late and I have to take the ACT tomorrow at 8 in the morning. . But I wanted to finish this for you! Let's see who is up next~ It is... Rangiku Matsumoto! So please send me your questions in your reviews! Much appreciated! :D