"Can't sleep, Watson?"

"Not really," I whispered.

"Why the whisper?" he whispered back.

"Too tired to talk properly."

"Why's this?"

"Sat up half the night waiting for you."

"Why'd you do that?"

"Some mad fondness for you, I suppose."

His irritated eyes twitched under closed lids. "If you're going to whisper, you'll have to come closer."

"Probably your ears." I spoke normally.

"Keep it down, you'll wake Mrs. Hudson!" the great detective hissed hoarsely.

"You said not to whisper," I said, whispering again.

"I said to come closer."

Pause.

"Closer."

Pause.

"Closer."

"Closer?"

"Closer."

The sheets ruffled with movement.

"Sh."