[twinArmageddons has begun trolling carcinoGeneticist]
TA: hey kk.
TA: are you even there a22hole or are you iignoriing me again?
TA: liike alway2
[carcinoGeneticist has begun trolling twinArmageddons]
CG: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT?
TA: holy 2hiit you're actually there that'2 pretty 2urprii2iing.
TA: where the hell have you been, bro?
CG: WHY WOULD I NOT BE THERE.
CG: I AM SITTING HERE LOGGED ONTO THIS SHITTY PROGRAM
CG: I HAVE BEEN IN MY FUCKING HIVE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EVEN THINK?
TA: well why haven't you vii2iited huh? 2o cold man.
TA: iit'2 liike you don't love me anymore kk.
TA: eheheheheh
TA: douche.
CG: WELL GEE MAYBE BECAUSE I NEVER LOVED YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?
TA: hahaha ii know that iidiiot but ii haven't 2een you forever iit'2 fuckiing weiird.
CG: WE NEVER REALLY HUNG OUT BEFORE HOW IS THIS EVEN A BIG DEAL.
CG: DEAL WITH IT.
TA: well ii kiind of thought we would po2t game, everyone el2e ha2.
TA: ii mean come on ii've 2een liiterally every other troll liike eiight tiime2 and ii haven't 2een you once.
CG: WHOOP DE FUCKING DO.
TA: kk ii thought we were bro2.
CG: WE'RE BROS FROM A FUCKING DISTANCE. FUCK, YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME.
TA: ii don't know iit ju2t 2eem2 weiird.
TA: iit'2 liike you're avoiidiing u2 or something.
TA: are you?
TA: diid you fuck 2omethiing up agaiin oh man that ii2 hy2teriical.
CG: IT'S NOT WEIRD. THIS IS FUCKING NORMAL. YOU'RE JUST EXPECTING TOO GOG DAMN MUCH.
CG: AND CALM YOUR FUCKING BULGE.
TA: iit'2 calm a2 the voiice2 when ii wa2 bliind, man.
TA: can't get much calmer than that.
TA: ii mean ii've even 2een that 2eadweller douche ed more than ii've 2een you!
CG: AND THIS MEANS WHAT TO ME?
CG: NOTHING.
TA: haven't you been hangiing out wiith tz?
CG: IS THAT EVEN YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS?
CG: NO.
CG: SO KEEP YOUR TRAP FUCKING CLOSED.
TA: ii'm not judgiing you man mate2priit wiith whoever you want! ii really don't giive a 2hiit.
TA: but the re2t of u2 want to 2ee you, two.
TA: well at lea2t gz and a few other2 maybe the 2weepiing generaliizatiion wa2 a bad iidea but whatever you get iit.
TA: ii wa2 goiing two teach you two code liike not a giiant pu22y and be halfway competent.
CG: YOU STUPID SHIT LEAVE MY FUCKING QUADRANTS OUT OF THIS.
CG: YOU CAN ALL FUCKING SEE ME WHEN I SAY SO.
CG: I AM JUST SO SICK OF YOUR IDIOCY AND DYING AND INABILITY TO FOLLOW PROPER ORDERS I AM KEEPING YOU AWAY FROM ME.
CG: BE HONOURED I AM EVEN BOTHERING TO HOLD THIS CONVERSATION WITH YOU.
TA: well iit wa2 bound two happen.
CG: YEAH YEAH FATE DESTINY ALL THAT SHIT
CG: WONDERFUL.
TA: not really.
TA: but ii dunno man ii'm ju2t 2ayiing
TA: iif all you focu2 on ii2 red you're gonna be fucked later.
TA: ii don't want my bulge bumpiing pupa pal to diie before ii can beat hii2 a22 at viideo game2 and codiing and ba2iically everythiing ever a few more tiime2.
CG: ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT MY FUCKING BLACKROM POTENTIAL?
CG: I GOT ALL THIS HATE SOLLUX DON'T WORRY.
CG: FUCK WHEN DID THIS EVEN BECOME A THING?
TA: ii'm not comiing on two you a22hole.
TA: but you can't fiill quadrant2 by yourself.
TA: ii'm ju2t 2ayiing! je2u2 you take everythiing two per2onally.
CG: YEAH AND I BET YOU'RE ALL SET, JUST GOT FUCKING WRIGGLERS LINED UP TO FILL ALL YOUR SHITTY QUADRANTS.
CG: WHATEVER, I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT FUCKING ISSUES TO DEAL WITH THAN BLACK SHIT.
TA: ju2t be careful kk we're gettiing pretty clo2e to iimperiial drone tiime.
TA: ii need my buddy two be aliive thank2.
CG: CAREFUL?
CG: ARGH, NOT YOU TOO.
CG: LOOK, I AM ALWAYS SO FUCKING CAREFUL ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING.
TA: je2u2 ii'm ju2t lookiing out for you bro.
TA: how doe2 tz put up wiith your 2hiit?
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT WITH YOU ALL? I'M NOT A WRIGGLER. FUCK.
TA: yeah well 2ometiime2 you act liike one hahaha
CG: AND YOU CERTAINLY ARE THE PICTURE OF MATURITY.
CG: PLEASE LET ME FEED OFF YOUR WISDOM.
TA: well ii am a prophet iit kiind of goe2 wiith the job.
CG: OF COURSE. THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN?
TA: ii don't know ii couldn't.
CG: RIGHT OF COURSE.
CG: WELL AS MUCH FUN AS MY LIFE IS.
CG: WHAT IS HAPPENING IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE?
TA: ii don't know ii've gone to 2ee ff a few tiime2.
TA: and that 2tupiid fii2h come2 here liike every other fuckiing day.
TA: he'2 2o needy man you don't under2tand my paiin.
CG: JUST FILLING YOUR QUADRANTS WITH SEA DWELLERS. SOME KIND OF FETISH THERE?
TA: ii don't know maybe?
TA: ii don't thiink 2o iit ju2t happened.
CG: WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU AND ARADIA
CG: WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE?
CG: EVEN THOUGH THIS ROMANCE OF YOURS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT.
TA: ii gue22 we deciided two go for 2omethiing paler.
CG: YEAH, OKAY.
TA: iit wa2 ju2t two late ii gue22 we kiind of fucked up 2omewhere along the liine
TA: what wiith her beiing dead and all.
TA: iit'2 cool though ii thiink 2he found 2omeone el2e two 2o ii gue22 iit worked out.
TA: 2o are you goiing two giive me adviice? ii2n't that what you do kk? ehehehe
TA: though why people take adviice from 2omeone who ha2n't fiilled hii2 own quadrant2 ii2 beyond me.
CG: I HAVE FILLED QUADRANTS BETTER THAN YOU FUCKING HAVE.
CG: ERIDAN DOESN'T COUNT HE'S A COMPLETE DOUCHE FOR QUADRANTS.
CG: HE'D PITY OR HATE ANYTHING THAT WRIGGLED.
CG: DO YOU EVEN WANT ADVICE?
CG: I THINK YOU'RE SET WITHOUT ANY HELP FROM THE GOG OF ROMCOM
TA: yeah about that
TA: you're 2tartiing to 2ound liike tz dude.
TA: what'2 wiith that?
CG: NO I'M NOT.
TA: okay whatever you 2ay kk ii totally beliieve you.
TA: you're al2o a great programmer.
TA: that wa2 a liie iif you diidn't catch that.
CG: LOOK WE JUST TALK A LOT OKAY?
TA: 2o how'2 that goiing?
CG: I THINK IT'S GOING ALRIGHT.
CG: I MEAN, SHIT. I DON'T KNOW. SOMETIMES I THINK SHE'S JUST CONSTANTLY PISSED OFF AT ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
TA: really? that doe2n't seem two good at lea2t for a redrom iit2 not.
CG: LOOK I DON'T KNOW IT'S REALLY COMPLEX AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SIT HERE EXPLAINING EVERYTHING TO YOU.
TA: jeez fiine whatever.
CG: LOOK THERE IS NO REASON TO BE ALL OFFENDED AND SHIT SOLLUX.
CG: THERE ARE JUST FINER POINTS OF REDROM AND ROMANCE THAT ARE REALLY TRICKY TO EXPLAIN, ESPECIALLY SINCE I KNOW YOU WON'T KNOW WHERE THE FUCK I AM COMING FROM.
TA: try me, douche.
CG: FUCK, YOU CAN'T GO AROUND TELLING PEOPLE.
CG: AND DON'T YOU DARE EVEN THINK TO TALK TO TEREZI, OKAY? I'D NEVER HEAR THE END OF IT.
TA: ehehehe excellent.
TA: yeah 2ure whatever you want.
CG: IT'S JUST. I THINK I MORE THAN PITY HER.
CG: FUCK NO I KNOW I DO.
TA: 2o liike your quadrant ii2 fliippiing or what?
CG: NO.
CG: NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL.
CG: NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE.
TA: you are takiing forever 2o ii wiill giive you a hiint.
TA: iit ii2 u2ually around now that you are 2uppo2ed two keep explaiiniing, dumba22.
CG: IT IS USUALLY AROUND NOW YOU DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
CG: I JUST FEEL SOMETHING ELSE FOR HER. IT'S STUPID GUSHY ROMANTIC SHIT AND I DON'T KNOW. IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN PITY.
TA: uhh doe2 that mean you don't have black or red fiilled?
TA: that'2 pretty 2ad kk.
CG: FUCK OFF SHE'S STILL MY MATESPRIT.
TA: ju2t checkiing man hahahaha
TA: well ii mean iif iit doe2n't hurt anythiing who giive2 a 2hiit?
TA: 2he'2 cool wiith iit riight?
CG: YEAH.
CG: SHE'S PRETTY COOL WITH IT.
TA: doe2 2he feel the 2ame?
CG: I... FUCK. I THINK SO. I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T REALLY KNOW. FUCK THIS IS CONFUSING.
CG: I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DOES THOUGH.
TA: ju2t talk iit out wiith her man ii2n't that all you can do?
CG: YEAH.
CG: FUCK THIS CONVERSATION WAS POINTLESS.
TA: well at lea2t ii know you're aliive.
CG: YEAH FOR NOW.
TA: ju2t get out more iidiiot ii'm 2ure you'll fiind a kii2me2ii2.
TA: there are ju2t 2o many thiings to hate about you.
CG: RIGHT.
CG: YEAH.
CG: I'LL JUST GET RIGHT ON THAT
TA: and when you do that maybe 2top by and fuckiing vii2iit 2ometiime.
CG: OR I COULD NOT.
TA: fiine.
TA: douche.
CG: TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.
TA: wow that wa2 2o iincrediibly wiity.
TA: ii am just goiing two siit back here for a miinute and marvel at how 2mart that wa2.
TA: 2eriiou2ly though ii'm lmao over here ii miissed thiis.
CG: LOOK, THERE IS A REASON FOR THIS SHIT AND I CAN'T GET INTO IT RIGHT NOW. JUST FUCKING TRUST ME OKAY,
TA: well whatever.
TA: ju2t be careful.
CG: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SAYING THAT?
TA: ii'm the mage of doom, remember? iit iis kiind of what ii do.
TA: alriight well ff ii2 2ayiing 2omethiing so ii 2hould go.
TA: 2ee ya kk.
TA: heh
CG: WHATEVER GO PLAY WITH YOU FUCKING FISH.
TA: don't call her that.
CG: FUCK OFF
[carcinoGeneticist has ceased trolling twinArmageddons]
TA: hahaha oh man that wa2 hiilariiou2.
[twinArmageddons has ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist]