Sisterhood of Lies
There is a rampant misconception
And an open-faced deception
Regarding our dear, old friend, Mr. Bond.
That the women that he burns through
And the next ones that he turns to
Means that leaving lassies is for him au fond.
Well, I am here to tell you
That it is the ladies that will nail you
To Carrion s crooked cross every time.
For they leave him in the morning
Rip his heart without warning
And add poison to the words within my rhyme.
For Mr. Bond, he is inviting,
When it s dragons that he s fighting,
Or seducing in the heat of battle s gore.
But when it comes to loving,
And the times of velvet gloving,
Our hero when at home is just a bore.
So the ladies get to leaving
And then start with their deceiving,
That the fault lies with our man down Chelsea s way
Now you see how truth is lacking,
In their wickedness and whacking
As our hero lives to woo another day.