Chapter 5: Truth and revenge
"Riza, you won't believe it! A red eyed ghost was chasing me!'' Winry exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air.
Riza sighed. There was no way she was going to be a part of this any longer. "Winry, there's something important I need to tell you." I may be ruining Ed and Winry's friendship, but she needs to know. And so does Al.
"Ok. What is it?''
"Winry, that ghost wasn't real. Nothing scary here was. Well, the spiders' are real.''
"What do you mean?''
"Earlier tonight Ed came over to our clubhouse. He wanted us to scare you, so you would think it was haunted so-''
"He would be able to boss me around for a month.''
"Are you mad?''
"Mad?'' Winry grinned evilly. "No, Riza. I'm far worse than mad. I'm pissed. And craving for revenge. What's Roy's weakness?''
Riza grinned evilly, catching on. "You'll see. And Ed? What's our little midget friend afraid of?''
Winry smirked this was going to be fun.
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Roy leaned on the wall watching Ed. He looked angry. "What's wrong?''
"I have a feeling I was just called a little midget.''
"Wow, the truth gets around fast!''
"Don't. Call. Me. SMALL!''
"Hey Ed? Guess what?''
"What?''
"You're a shrimp!''
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"Find paper towels.''
"Why?''
Riza gulped. Her parents we'll kill me. "Ok, I'm gonna give it to you straight: Roy thinks with his dick.''
Winry looked confused. "What's a dick?''
Oh shit…! "His uhhh thing.''
"Thing?''
"Yeah, his thing. Roy is a major perv. Please go get paper towels.''
"I'm really not following.''
"Roy hates it when…uhh… stuff happens. So please: paper towels.''
"Where and why do I get paper towels?''
"Where: I have no idea. He can use a table cloth. Why: I stole this from Maes because the grunting noises were getting on my nerves.'' She held up a magazine.
"What is it?''
"It's porn. Play boy bunny or something like that. Boys like it.''
"What's porn?''
"Oh for crud's sake just go find a table cloth!''
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"What?" Al asked.
"Mariana was the girl who died here.''
"The girl that was brutally murdered?''
"Uh-huh,'' Maes answered. "Look through the diary a bit more. She may have hidden something really valuable in there somewhere.''
Al whimpered. "Wouldn't that just make her more mad?''
Maes shrugged.
Al began looking through the diary. He came to a page that was stained with something red. Is that blood?
Sorry if that disturbed any one. :S I probably will change it. I couldn't think of anything to scare Roy. Now I need to think of something to scare Ed.