I don't own Love Hina. Love Hina belongs to Ken Akamatsu. The story though is a figment of my weird imagination. For all grammar and spelling mistakes, I apologize in advance.

Foolish Heart

Six

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They heard the door open for the second time. This time the door stayed open for a full minute. Then a huffed grunt before the door slammed closed again.

Keitaro sighed relief then turned to the collection of girls that surrounded him.

Kanako was sitting next to him while Shinobu and Su were cross-legged right in front. Their eyes conveyed a mixture of anxiety and excitement not knowing when their hunter would finally catch up with them.

…and we all know that we're not talking about just plain old hunters out for a kill here but a trio of extremely horny women.

…and we all know that nothing could be more dangerous than horny women out to get you.

…and we all know what they'll do once they caught up with you – they'll hold you down, then gag your mouth with their underwear, then they'll start stripping you down to your knickers, then they'll grab your balls and su-

"Ehem!" Keitaro coughed then glared at the readers especially at the writer.

"Sempai…" Shinobu whispered, keeping her voice low, "How long do you think we'll be able to hide in this room,"

"I'm not sure Shinobu. I'm pretty sure that one of them will find us eventually. It's only a matter of time. My only prayer is that that person won't be Motoko," Keitaro replied darkly.

Shinobu could not help but nod in agreement.

Kanako frowned, "Motoko? But I thought Motoko understands our situation. Didn't she say before that we should be given the benefit of the doubt? I think we should worry about Naru,"

Keitaro shook his head, "No… I think we should worry about Motoko more. Well… you'll know why soon enough,"

Kanako sighed in defeat.

"Don't you worry Kanako! My room is sound proofed pretty well because of these trees!" Su said cheerfully waving her hand towards several grown trees around her.

"Now that you mention it… I have no idea how you managed to get your room to grow trees. And how in the world do you manage to keep these trees alive in this cramped room? It's a jungle here!" Kanako commented looking around with eyes filled with wonder.

Su huffed proudly and replied, "It's a family trade secret you know! Aside from inventing the most incredible machines in the world because of the brilliant scientist that I am, my family has learned the secrets to harness the complex yet awarding skill of growing plants at about any place in the world! Heck, I can grow a tree in your head if you want me to!"

"Uhm… no thanks…"

Su frowned, "Oh come on! Will you let me experiment it a bit at least? Don't you want a ready banana you could pull from the top of your head all the time?"

"Really… no thanks…"

"Oh I see… is that because you already have a banana to eat every night?" Su whispered conspiratorially and glanced at Keitaro who was currently busy checking the door frame, clueless at what was happening just behind him.

Kanako turned red.

She stammered "Wha-- what!"

Su placed her hand behind her head and shouted, "Does Keitaro's banana taste yummy Kanako?"

Kanako quickly grabbed Su and covered her mouth then she glanced at Keitaro who was now staring at them with a concerned look. "Everything okay there?" Keitaro asked, bewildered a little.

"Ehehehehe… everything is fine here," Kanako replied with a fake smile while Su was struggling underneath her.

"Uhm… Kanako... Su's turning blue," Shinobu whispered.

"Ooops… sorry," Kanako quickly released Su.

Su gasped for air.

She turned to Kanako with an injured look and said, "Fine… if you don't want to share Keitaro's banana that badly then I wish you gag on it!"

Kanako turned redder if that's even possible.

"Su! It's not nice to wish someone to gag on their banana," Shinobu scolded Su who now has her back on Kanako. Then Shinobu turned to Kanako and said, "I'm sorry about that Kanako… Su is a little bit serious when it comes to bananas,"

Kanako raised an eyebrow, "You don't say. I wouldn't have guessed it,"

"And the thing is… Keitaro-sempai's banana was her favorite,"

That one comment didn't sit well with Kanako. Her eyebrow twitched.

Kanako slowly raised a fist and asked seething, "What do you mean by Keitaro's banana?"

Shinobu smiled and turned to Keitaro who now have his head on the floor of the doorframe listening intently for any footstep from the hallway. She continued, "I don't know where Keitaro-sempai is getting his bananas from but every time he brings a bunch of them home, Su would literally finish all of them in one sitting. I know Su loves her bananas but she loves eating Keitaro's bananas even more,"

Kanako mellowed a little, "I see…"

"I don't know but I think the fact that Keitaro-sempai is kind enough to bring home a bunch of bananas for someone I guess is one thing that makes these fruits enjoyable to eat," Shinobu then turned to Kanako with a smile, "Don't you think so?"

Kanako smiled back and sighed.

She then crawled towards Su and whispered gently, "I'm sorry Su. I didn't mean to be selfish. You can have some of Keitaro's bananas okay?"

Su turned with a smile and replied, "Wow thanks Kana-chan! You would really let me have Keitaro's banana?"

Kanako nodded with a smile.

Then Su asked, "So how about Keitaro's balls? Which one do you usually have, the right or left? Can I have the right one?"

"WHAT!?!"

"GET DOWN!" Keitaro shouted.

He quickly jumped and held the three girls close to the ground as the dreaded noise rang through the entire room. It was a sharp noise of a sword being drawn in a lightning speed. The air around it making a swooping sound that made the very ground tremble.

Then a scream – "AIR SPLITTING SWORD!"

A tremendous gust of wind blasted through the room completely disintegrating the door and the whole doorframe. The force of the blast forced the trees to bend outwards creating a rift in the middle directly into the path of four figures huddled to the ground.

Keitaro raised his head and found a long shadow looming over them from the far end where the door used to be.

It was Motoko with her sword unsheathed.

Kanako looked up as well and whispered breathlessly, "You weren't kidding about Motoko,"

"No I wasn't kidding about Motoko," Keitaro replied with despair.

A long silence crept into the suddenly bright room.

Then Motoko pointed her sword towards the figures on the ground a few feet in front of her, "Give it up. There is nowhere else to run,"

Keitaro was about to reply when he was suddenly dragged behind.

"OVER HERE!"

Keitaro's view was suddenly of dark walls around him. He felt like he was sliding backwards and because of the way he was dragged in he couldn't see where he was falling into. All he knew was that the girls were behind him. And curiously enough… they weren't screaming. Because to be honest, Keitaro was close to screaming his head off like a girl's first night at a men's prison.

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A shadow loomed beneath the darkness of the sky. A sudden glimmer of metal glistened across the pitch black surrounding. The figure moved stealthily across the front yard of the Hinata Apartments blending itself in the gathering night.

Then a scream was heard inside the apartment that alarmed the figure.

"AIR SPLITTING SWORD!"

A loud crash echoed and the force of impact swayed the trees away from the windows.

The figure hugged the grassy ground.

The prey was about to appear.

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Keitaro found himself suddenly staring at the darkening skies.

Then he saw Kanako staring down at him.

"Where are we?" Keitaro asked not wanting to look around.

"We're in the front lawn," Kanako replied. Her demeanor was a little strange.

"Are we okay? Are you okay?" Keitaro asked not wanting to know the answer.

Kanako frowned and answered, "You know while we're sliding out of Motoko's way I was thinking… what exactly does Shinobu meant when she said… you know how to use your tongue?"

Keitaro paled.

"I wonder… what does she mean by that Kei-kun?"

Keitaro turned absolutely white.

The last time he heard that tone from Kanako was when she caught him secretly placing a handcuff underneath their futon. And the fact that he placed a post on each four corners of their room doesn't help the situation. At that exact moment, Keitaro realized Kanako doesn't want anything to do with bondage foreplay.

"What does Shinobu meant by that Kei-kun?" Kanako repeated.

Now the tone seemed dangerous. The last time Keitaro heard THAT particular tone was when he tried to put it in her a- ehem… let us just say that Kanako was royally pissed off when Keitaro changed lanes without indicating.

"Tongue-tasting," Shinobu suddenly materialized just beside Kanako.

"Huh?"

"You know… tongue-tasting. Keitaro-sempai has excellent taste. So I rely on him to taste my cooking so that I could improve my skills even better," then Shinobu turned to Keitaro and sweetly asked, "Isn't that right Keitaro-sempai?"

It took a while before Keitaro answered as his face was so screwed with confusion as if he was being taught how to use an electron-cannon to split atoms apart or something mind boggling like that.

"YES! YES! YES! THAT'S RIGHT!" Keitaro agreed vehemently. Nodding his head so violently that Kanako could have sworn she could hear his neck cracking.

Kanako was silent for a while before she nodded silently and helped Keitaro who was still nodding like a peacock in an epileptic seizure to stand up.

"We have to get out of here," Kanako said as they scanned the surrounding making sure that neither Naru, Kitsune or Motoko were around.

But then they assumed wrong because at that moment a swishing noise was heard above them.

The group looked up to find Naru falling down on them with her fist on the strike.

"Wow… I never taught she'd use the black lingerie I accidentally saw when I did her laundry," Keitaro commented while looking up before he was dragged out of the way by Kanako.

Naru hit the ground with her fist which suddenly exploded into a cloud of ground dust.

"This is bad," Su said cheerfully, "That's the fist of justice we just dodged. It never missed its target before,"

"You mean it always hit Keitaro-sempai all the time,"

"Uhm… yeah that was it,"

The cloud of dust dissipated and it left the lone figure of Naru standing in the middle of a small crater on the ground. She has her fist raised ready for another strike. Her eyes filled with fury. And her intent was murderous.

"You will not escape pervert. Your ass is mine!" Naru declared who suddenly grinned maniacally "I'll show you pain like you've never felt before,"

"This is getting out of hand," Kanako said as she placed herself before Keitaro, "I won't let them hurt you Kei-kun,"

Then Motoko and Kitsune ran next to Naru.

"While can't you all just give it up. Let's talk this over," Kitsune reasoned.

"Yes… we only need an explanation-," Motoko added.

"YES AND I WANT KEITARO'S BALLS IN A PLATTER!" Naru shouted.

Kitsune and Motoko looked at each other then a concerned glance at Naru.

"Uhm… we really don't want Keitaro's balls in a platter," Kitsune said apologetically.

"Yes… considering we can use Keitaro's balls for something much more productive," Motoko commented… almost too seriously.

Now it's Kitsune's turn to give Motoko a worried look.

A long silence greeted the intense standoff.

"Oh heck," Kitsune shouted then ran towards Kanako's side.

She placed herself between Shinobu and Su then shouted, "Heck! Those two ARE crazy!" she pointed and screamed towards Naru and Motoko, "YOU TWO ARE CRAZY!"

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What in the hell is going on? The figure on the ground thought as the skies darkened deeper into the night. The figure watched with confused curiosity as to what in the world was happening right in the front lawn.

I don't get paid enough for this; the figure raised its weapon and fired.

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Motoko heard the hiss of an arrow too late.

The darkening skies made it difficult to see where the projectile came from but her main concern was who the target was. She quickly followed the hissing noise and found that it was pointed towards the girls collected just behind Keitaro.

Then she froze.

She saw Keitaro standing just in front of Kanako.

And Keitaro suddenly slumped down on top of her.

"KEITARO!" Kanako screamed.

Sorry for the delays guys. Final exams week – 'nuff said. I hope this chapter is alright especially for those who waited long for this chapter's release. Do you think this fic is too perverted? Perversion is in your mind I tell ya! Only in your mind! Well... you tell me what's wrong with it then.

This fanfic will be concluding soon. I just hope you guys and gals will stay long enough to read it.

Let me know what you think.

Cheers!

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