Avatarjk137: It's the last chapter! If you guys want a sequel, I have good news and bad news. Good news: I have one planned. Bad news: I have other stuff before it on my fanfiction 'to do' list. Disclaimer courtesy of Sizzlorr.
Sizzlorr: I'M NOT IN THIS FIC! BUT I MAY BE IN THE SEQUEL! avatarjk137 DOES NOT OWN Invader ZIM, BUT HE DOES OWN Kloof, Reapir, AND THE Gamethrall! I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING! I HAVE NOTHING TO BE ANGRY ABOUT!
avatar: Why is Sizzlorr yelling? Because I left the caps lock on, that's why. But enough capitalized rambling! ENJOY THE last chapter...
Chapter 14
Last-Ditch Attempt
You're piloting a new version of my old ship," Tak said calmly, "and you're piloting a ship of my own design that I've never even flown. Did you two really feel the need to give me more reason to kill you?"
"Kloof!" Dib exclaimed. "She's going to destroy the Earth, and there's nothing we can do about it!"
"Everything will be fine," Kloof said reassuringly, although he was hardly sure himself. "Tak, why don't we talk? There's no need to FRIGGIN DESTROY A PLANET!"
"I think the universe will be a bit better off without Earth," Tak said. "I know I'LL be better off!"
"Dib, alpha strike her!" Kloof yelled, his hands racing back and forth across the control panel.
"WHAT?"
Kloof swore. "Hit her with ALL your weapons at ONCE!"
"Everyone knows that," Gaz said boredly as Dib complied by ramming his fists into the fire buttons.
Gaz spun her joystick, avoiding the hail of missiles, laser beams, and energy orbs spraying from Dib's ship in her general direction. She grinned, fingering a large trigger. Suddenly, Kloof's craft spiraled up from the briny water.
"Get OUT of the WAY!" Tak moved her ship away from the Mania, but a cannon was hidden on its underbelly. It extended as the ships passed each other, and blasted the tail of Tak's ship. Tak's ship spun 180 degrees as she fired, and the beam hit the artificial moon she had created. "NO! Kloof, you TRAITOR, you RUIN MY PLANS EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!"
"Shut up, Tak." Kloof blasted the Full Spectrum Cannon with a wave of missiles. She howled in frustration, and her ship turned around and accelerated off into the night sky, which was lit up rather nicely with an exploding moon. Kloof leaned back in his seat. "Well, that was fun. Dib, I'm sure now that Zim's PAK is downgraded back to normal, you can handle him for a while. Gaz, I'm sorry, but you'll HAVE to go back to the Gameslave 2 for a while. I don't have a fresh Gamethrall on hand."
"Whatever. I liked that other one," Gaz said absently, staring out the ship's window.
"I have to go help find The Resisty a new base. DIB! Enjoy your new ship. See you all later!" He launched out of the atmosphere, laughing with glee as he took the Mania Mk III up to unsafe speeds.
Dib looked at his sister, and wasn't surprised to see an irritated glare. "Let's go home, I'm tired." He left, not noticing the faint black light radiating from beneath the waves in response to her angry expression.
"I can't BELIEVE how horribly that turned out," Red said. He and Purple had been drawing up plans to build a 9-miles-tall chocolate fountain when they got Zim's report on the Pak 2.0.
"Yeah," Purple agreed. "It didn't kill him, but it's way too buggy to give to our quality invaders!"
"Still…" Red thought for a moment. "There were some interesting things happening over there. And The Resisty's been showing interest in the area, too…" he grinned evilly, and turned to his co-ruler. "I think it's time we took a closer look at Earth!" He and Purple began laughing evilly, then Purple had a coughing fit.
"Guard! 'cough cough' Get me a 'hack' lozenge!"
END OF CHAPTER! AND STORY!
If you want to imagine Kloof's voice, you can mentally use Kakashi's voice from the English dub of Naruto. Or you can use any other voice you think of. Until my biological clock forces me to do a sequel, I bid you adios.