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warning: contains some naisty swearing.

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Sheena waited patiently at the end of the aisle. Or not so patiently…

"Where is she? Where is my bride Yuan?" She yelled, shaking the living daylights out of the aqua haired angel.

"Like I know!" Yuan screamed back, "Kratos isn't here either so they're probably still changing!"

"It does not take some one three bloody hours to get dressed!"

"Have you met my husband? It takes that man two hours just to get his hair right." Yuan replied, "Maybe we should go check on them."

Of course, Sheena was already out of the door, headed in the direction of the dressing rooms.

Lloyd looked at Yuan from the front row of the church, which wasn't really a church, more of the biggest hall the Renegade base had, "Aren't you going to go after her? Make sure she doesn't murder dad for holding up the ceremony?"

"I'm not suicidal Lloyd," Yuan said, readjusting his cape.

"You married my father, who killed the last person he was married to. That's suicidal Yuan."

Yuan smacked Lloyd, who flinched, "Hey, you can't do that!"

Yuan walked by him after Sheena, "I'm your step-father. I can do what ever I want to you."

Presea looked at Yuan in disgust.

"NOT THAT WAY PEOPLE!" Yuan screamed as he walked into the hallway.

He quickly caught up to Sheena, who jumped him as he entered the room.

"Your man whore of a husband took off with my bride!" She yelled, throwing punches.

Yuan took a quick glance around the room to see no one was there, "Kratos would never steal your whore! She probably stole HIM!" He pushed her.

Sheena knocked Yuan to the ground and sat on top of him. Not in the kinky fun way, in the I'm-going-to-kill-you-and-your-little-dog-too way.

"You bastard!"

"Bitch!"

"Son of a-"

Lloyd walked in, "Uh, guys?"

"Waste of skin!"

"Nose picker!"

"Guys?"

"Tomato bonker!"

"Slut!"

"GUYS?"

Sheena looked up from the floor where her and Yuan where pulling on each others hair, "Lloyd, can't you see I'm trying to beat your step-father into a bloody pulp?"

Lloyd sighed, "I have no problem with that-"

"Hey!" That'd be the very hurt feeling Yuan.

"But there's a note." He finished, pointing to the table.

Sheena jumped up and grabbed the note and read aloud.

"Dearest Yuan and Sheena,

I have kidnapped your true loves and am now holding in the highest tower of my extremely hard to get to, underground lair. Guarded by, I don't know, dragons or something.

If you want them back, well HA, you can't have them! They are all mine! MINE! Mwahahahahaha- (oh I can't believe that, he wrote in the evil laughter) and that is the end of my evil note.

Signed,

The evil guy who stole your true loves.

P.S. Yuan screams like a little girl and Sheena has bad breath."

Sheena slammed the note down, "How dare he kidnap my Thunder Cloud and insult my personal hygiene!"

Lloyd looked at her with interest, "Thunder Cloud?"

"It's my sex name for, hey! Don't change the subject! We have to go find my bride!"

"And my husband!" Yuan spoke up.

Lloyd shook his head, "I'm not coming with you. You to can go get yourselves killed on your own."

Sheena consulted the note again, "P.S.S: I have also kidnapped Zelos. I like his hair. It's shiny."

"NOOO!" Lloyd screamed, "Not Zelos!"

"So you'll come with?"

Zelos walked in, "Hey guys, what's the hold up? When do the hot chicks get married?"

Lloyd dived at Sheena, "Liar! How dare you use my personal feelings against me!"

Sheena and Yuan ignored him.

"The wedding is postponed until both brides are here!" Sheena told Zelos, "You go stall while me and Yuan find Kratos and Raine."

Zelos smiled and walked out the door, "Can do."

"Now," She turned to the angel, "Lets get our true loves back from the evil kidnapping guy!"

Yuan sighed and followed her out of the base, "This seems so cliché."

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