((A/N: thank you all for the reviews! somehow I mangaed to write another chapter this morning! i'm really sleepy now, so read on.

i do not own TOS. admitting it is the first step of my twelve step program.))


Sheena, still in her wedding dress, walked out into the hot desert and looked around, as if she was expecting a huge sign that read 'Find you true love that way' to appear before her eyes.

Yuan on the other hand, was being smart and studying the note.

"This paper smells funny." He proclaimed, sniffing the paper.

She rolled her eyes, "I think you smell funny, but to I tell everyone?"

He glared at her, "As in it smells like ocean water. Like the person who owned this paper lived very close to the ocean!"

The black haired girl gave him a blank look, "Your point Oh Masterful Blue One?"

He folded the note and shoved it into his pocket, "Our kidnapper probably lives in Palmacoasta."

"You figured that out from the way the paper smelled?"

"Yeah, that and the postmarks say Palmacoasta Post Office number 3636."

Sheena pointed in the general direction of the city, shouted, "To Palmacoasta!" and started walking, expensive heels and all, through the desert.

The half elf sighed, "Why don't we just take the rheiards?"

Sheena spun around and glared at him, "Shut up Yu Yu," Yuan gasped at the use of Kratos's pet name for him, "And start walking before I run back inside and tell everyone you once dressed up as a maid and greeted Kratos at the door wearing nothing but the hat and apron."

"How do you? Who told? You wouldn't dare!" He cried, as he ran after her, "Would you?"

Several hours later…

They finally arrived in Izoold where they were informed they couldn't go to Palmacoasta until the next morning.

"Well this is dumb," Sheena complained as they checked into the Inn, "What kind of harbor is this? Doesn't sail at night. Who cares if the monsters attack more at night? Not me, I can fend for myself."

Yuan patted her shoulder, "There, there dear, a few hours of sleep won't kill you." He threw his stuff beside the bed and fell face first onto it, "But if you don't shut up I might have too."

The human continued to grumble, "Ten hours is not time to wasting. The kidnapper could be torturing her! Or be making her cook! Or listen to that horrible country music CD Regal gave us for Martel Day!"

He was sighing, knowing he'd be doing a lot of sighing on this quest thing, when he heard a pinning come from his wristwatch thinger.

"Oh look! Magi-mail from Lloyd!"

"Magi-mail?" Sheena asked, looking confused.

"Magitechonology mail? Gee, get with the times Sheena." Yuan opened the mail and read out loud.

"Hey Sheena and dad,"

Sheena jumped on his bed to sit beside him, "Awww, he called you dad, how cute."

Yuan pushed her.

"Just writing to report on things here. Everything's basically ok, I guess. We've opened up the cash bar to distract from the fact nobodies gotten married yet, so most everyone is to drunk to care about your absence.

We're running out of olives though, so could you please pick some up on your way back.

I noticed you guys didn't take the rheiards, to which I write, ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? Don't answer that, I already know.

Yuck, Colette just threw up on the cake; I got to go clean that up.

Remember the olives.

Lloyd."

Yuan closed the letter and opened up a to do list, adding three items.

Sheena read the list once he'd finished, "To Do. One. Get goldfish food. You have goldfish?"

Yuan blushed, "No, I have a bunny rabbit who eats fish food."

"Seriously?"

"Sadly."

She continued reading, "Two. Pick up cape from the drycleaners. Three. Buy Sheena and Raine's wedding gift. Four. Pick up Kratos's dry-cleaning. Five. Get the honey stain out of the bed sheets," Yuan blushed as she gave him a strange look, "I won't ask. Six. Save true love from evil kidnapping guy. Seven. Get Sheena new wedding cake. Eight. Get olives."

Yuan closed the screen and laid back onto the pillow, "I'm going to sleep."

"Me too." She replied, cuddling up beside him.

The aqua haired angel looked at her in confusion, "What do you think you're doing?"

Sheena pulled the sheets around her, "We only had cash for one bed. I don't like you or anything."

Yuan sighed, again, "Whatever, just don't hog the blankets."

"I will."


((boring ending, i know. anyway, please review. oh and reading presents! hands out some form of candy.))