((A/N: hi eveyone. thanks for reading so far. ummm, yeah, new chapter! so yeah. here it is.

i don't own Tales of Smyphonia or anything Meowzy says.

don't drink and fly!))

It was dawn by the time Yuan and Sheena stumbled out of the bar.

"Sheena? Bobeena. Doleena. SoPeena. Greena. Sheena?" Yuan giggled, "How ever are we going to get to Katz Village without Rhieards?"

Sheena giggled, "You could fly us there," She wrapped her arms around his neck, "With your big girly girl wings."

He put his hands on his hips, "They are not girly! They elude manly manness."

"They are lavender." Sheena pointed out, "Lavender fairy wings are not manly," She shook her head in a very childish manner, "Not manly at all."

"Well that's it!" Yuan said, sweeping her into his arms, "I'll show you what my Lavender fairy wings can do!"

She shrieked with happiness, "Yuan, Yuan! I want to fly real high ok?"

He smiled, unfolding his wings and jumping off the dock.

Right into the water. Turns out drinking and flying are not a good mix.

They both woke up several hours later in comfortable beds in a small nicely decorated room.

"Oww, my head." Yuan said, sitting up and looking at Sheena, "How much did I drink last night?"

Sheena climbed out of bed, surprised to find herself wrapped in a white nightgown, "Like, a lot." She twirled around, "Where are we?"

Yuan climbed out of bed to find himself in a pair of pajamas that matched Sheena's, "I don't know. An insane asylum?"

He heard a ping, which for once, didn't come from his wrist but instead from on the table in the corner. He rushed over to see his wristwatch sitting beside a note.

"Dear Peoples," He read the note out loud to Sheena, "I hope you've woken up ok. We found you half drowned in the ocean this morning. It's so cute to see a lovely couple like your selves on our cruse ship. Please come see me on the main deck.

Captain Alfred

P.S. we put your clothes in the wash, they were gross."

Yuan gasped, "No! My cape is dry clean only!"

Sheena smacked him, "Shut up and lets go see Alfred. I want to know where this ship's headed." She stormed out of the room and into the hallway, Yuan following on her heals.

"Hey? Wasn't Alfred a pirate or something? I think I remember seeing him once when I was in Luin." Yuan waved to a couple of old ladies who recognized him in the hall.

"Oh my Goddess! Look it's Yuan!" Screamed old lady number one.

"I love you Yuan! Will you marry me?" Screamed old lady number two, holding up a sign that read: Yuan rocks my boat, in bright aqua lettering.

Yuan waved them away, "Sorry ladies, I'm taken!" he blew two quick kisses in their direction and they both fainted.

Sheena rolled her eyes, "I think he was a pirate, I seem to remember your stepson in a chest revealing vest with an eye patch. Still gives me nightmares." She shivered.

Alfred came off of the deck or whatever to meet them.

"Oh I see our sea drenched couple is finally awake. Oh young love. Two youngsters falling into the ocean, gripping onto each other for dear life. Luckily to be saved by myself and my trusty crew."

"Young love? Yuan's like, four thousand and forty two!" Sheena said outraged, "Plus I would never be caught dead romancing this idiot!"

Yuan pouted, "I'm four thousand and thirty six for your information Sheena. And," He held up his left hand for Alfred to see, "I happen to be married. And not to this lunatic! And I demand you give me my cape back!"

"Umm, Yuan?"

"Yes Sheena? I'm trying to prove a point."

"Your ring."

"What about it?"

"It's not there."

Yuan looked down at his left hand, noticing that his finger bore only a ring tan, but no ring.

"No! My ring! My ring! Kratos is going to kill me! Skin me alive! I'm doomed! Doomed I tell you! Doomed!" He fell to the ground sobbing like a baby, "I want my ring and my cape back. I want my Kratos back."

Sheena patted his back, "There, there Yuan. We'll find your ring."

He sniffed, "We will?"

"Of course we will. And your cape."

"I really miss my cape…" He said, as Sheena pulled him back up.

"And as soon as we find a way to Katz Village we will find Kratos and you guys can eat chocolate fondue off each other forever and ever."

"I can't eat chocolate."

"Really?"

"Sensitive teeth."

"Cheese?"

"Yuck."

"How about caramel?"

"Sounds good."

"Then you guys can eat caramel fondue off each other forever and ever."

Alfred looked back and forth from Yuan to Sheena, and then back to Yuan, then Sheena, then- oh you get the point.

"You two are in luck!" He said happily.

"Really? My cape hasn't been destroyed yet?"

He shook his head, "No we put it in the wash a couple of hours ago. The maids are trying to fix the damage."

Yuan's smile slid away.

"But, we just happen to be headed to Katz Village ourselves!"

Sheena jumped up and down, "Really? And you'll take us the whole way?"

"It'll cost you 2,000 Gald."

"Damn it!" Sheena cried, stomping her foot on the ground, "We don't have that kind of cash!"

Yuan calmed her down, "It's ok. I'll send Lloyd an magi-mail and get him to send us the money."

Sheena paused, "Hey, didn't you get a magi-mail earlier in the chap- I mean, day?"

Thinking back, "Oh yeah! I did!"

Alfred was tired of being left out of the conversation, "Why don't you two go back to your room while I go see if they've fixed the blue guys cape? Guards!"

A pair of overly muscular guards "escorted" Sheena and Yuan back to their room, throwing them inside.

"Well that was rather rude of them." Yuan said, dusting himself off. He tossed Sheena his wristwatch thinger, "Here. You read it. I'm to depressed."

He fell onto his bed as Sheena read the magi-mail to him.

"Dear Yuan,

What did you do to my collection of tapes! When I came home a few days ago, they were gone! It's obvious you took them. And you have no idea how long it took me to find your E-mail address...

I know you said that if I put up a camera in your bathroom, you would kill me, but you said nothing about a camera in the broom closet! I did nothing wrong! I demand that you return those videotapes, now! Or at least replace them with something else. The KratosxYuan fan club is coming over tonight, and if I have nothing to show them, I'm in a lot of trouble.

Return those tapes!

Yours truly,
Meowzy."

Yuan hopped out of bed in a wild panic, "Damn! She found me out!"

Sheena gave him a what-the-hell-are-you-talking-about look.

"I mean, must have got the wrong address." Yuan secretly reminded himself to burn those tapes as soon as he got home, seeing as last week him and Kratos had had a lot of "fun"in the said broom closet.

He grabbed the watch back from Sheena and sent Lloyd a plea for money. Then decided to be on the safe side and sent Meowzy several pictures of him and Kratos on their wedding day. Including the one of him lying in the hospital bed while Kratos feed him chicken noodle soup, and the one where Kratos and Yuan were taking turns smashing the ice sculpture with Kratos's sword.

Meanwhile…

"I will not eat this." Kratos mumbled, poking the grey mush that had been served to them through the cat flap, "It's probably not even edible!"

Raine wolfed hers down, "Oh my Goddess. It's delish! Kratos, you have to try some of this bread that looks like mud!"

"Well, I guess compared to what you cook…" He took a tiny bite, "Eww. This stuff is worse than that Dwarven Pot Luck Surprise we had a Dirks!"

"Why what was in it?"

"Yuan's cape. It's dry-clean only, so he rarely washes the thing." Kratos thought back to that day. Yuan never took his cape off when visiting Dirk ever again.

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