"OW!" Cyborg said rubbing his head.
"Aaww...did that hurt?" Raven asked.
"Yes it did." Cyborg said.
"Good. Now I have one. What would happen if Beast Boy ate meat." Raven sat down and read her horror book.
"Beep Boop Bop. Beast Boy eating meat now loading." The machine said and it showed a clip
-- Clip --
Beast Boy runs into the kitchen in dog form and sees Cyborg with a sandwich.
"Do you want my pb and j sandwich?" Cyborg asked a drooling Beast Boy dog. He barked.
"Ok here." Cyborg threw the sandwich and Beast Boy caught it in his mouth.
"Mmm..this doesn't taste like peanut butter and jelly...what is it really?" Beast Boy asked a laughing Cyborg.
"MEAT!" Cyborg yelled and he slapped his knee.
"MEAT! HOLY SHIT I JUST ATE MEAT...NOOO!" Beast Boy yelled falling to his knees. "AND I ENJOYED IT!"
"Ha! That's for sneaking tofu into my sandwich the other day." Cyborg said as he left the kitchen.
The hamster in Beast Boy's mind then stopped running and it's eyes turned red.
"No...more...meat..in...tower...ever..." Beast Boy said as he grabbed all the meat in the tower and hid it in the basement.
He then wore black and sat down Indian style and chanted.
"Meat come back to life...Meat come back to life..."
The other titans watch from the basement door.
"Do you think he lost it?" Robin asked.
"Friend Beast Boy looks miserable as if someone stole Grophalg Day.." Starfire said.
"Nice one Cyborg, you made Beast Boy a chanting idiot." Raven said to a smiling Cyborg.
"And to think I'm recording this for America's Funniest Home Videos!" Cyborg said holding his digital video camera.
"Come back to life my animal friends!" Beast Boy yelled and then all of a sudden the meat glowed white and stood up.
"Excellent...we shall overthrow meat eaters everywhere and bring back more brothers and sisters!" Beast Boy said as he lead the glowing meat upstairs.
Beast Boy then saw Cyborg and the others stare at him.
"Start with them! THEY ATE YOUR KIND!" Beast Boy yelled and then all of the meat flew towards the titans.
Cyborg ran away still filming this all. Starfire flew past him screaming.
"That's perfect Star! Don't be afraid to be afraid!" Cyborg said and Starfire glared at him.
"Oh...right.." Cyborg sweat dropped.
Meanwhile...
Robin and Raven began to eat all the possessed meat.
"This is way better than my Atkins diet!" Raven said as she swallowed a turkey whole.
"My bologna has a first name it's OSCAR!" Robin said as he ate a Oscar Mayer hot dog.
"NO! MY MEAT ARMY!" Beast Boy cried as Robin and Raven ate all the meat.
"Aaww man! Now I have to go back on the Atkins diet!" Raven said since she looked really really fat.
"I look like the marshmallow guy from ghost busters." really fat Robin said.
Ghostbusters music plays and the meat is chasing Cyborg and Starfire.
"Man this is great!" Cyborg said as he filmed.
"Stop chasing me now please!" Starfire said as the meat just barely missed her leg.
- - End of Clip - -
"Wow...I will never try to give Beast Boy meat again." Cyborg said.
"Finally!" Beast Boy sighed.
"As long as you don't give me any tofu crap.."
"Hey tofu is good! Try some.."
"It tastes like frikin cardboard!"
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