((A/N: thanks to all who reviewed. my hands have really been hurting lately so this is a very short, not really important chapter. anyway.

today we have a happy guest email! yay! and ummm, what else? oh we learn something secret about Kratos's hair! and Yuan's allergies. right then, thats all i got. sorry for the shortness. i've got a doctors appointment tuesday, maybe he'll give me so medication that'll make my hands feel better.

i do not own tales, or Dragonwings144!))

"This is Katz village?" Sheena said frowning, looking around the incredibly cheesy village, that, in her opinion, looked like a pet store exploded and the Katz decided to live in the rumble, "People will pay money to come here?"

Yuan sneezed, "I thought you've been here, achoo, before."

"Well, I, we…"

"What?" He sneezed again. And then again.

Sheena bit her upper lip, "Well… Raine and me kind of took off and went to the beach while everyone else came here. Do you have a cold Yuan?"

Yuan was having a sneeze fit or something, "I'm, achoo."

"Right… Well come on, let's get going! We need to find that post office!" She walked into the village.

"So Yuan how?" She turned to see that her blue haired friend was not beside her, but instead still sneezing at the gates, "Yuan? Aren't you coming?" She screamed at him, plainly mad.

Yuan waved her on, "I can't, achoo, I'm, achoo, allergic to Katz. Achoo. I'll, achoo, wait here."

"You're ALLERGIC to Katz? Did you not think of this, I don't know, when we decided to come here?"

"I have, achoo, medication at the base. Didn't, achoo, think of it before I, achoo, left."

"Men." She rolled her eyes and walked up to the nearest Katz, "Excuse me? Do you know where I could find the post office?"

The Katz, which was pink, jumped up and down, "Yes! Yes I do!"

"Umm… Where?"

"Cheeseburger!" The Katz ran away, leaving Sheena very confused. Then it ran back with a horribly drawn map of the village, which it placed in her hands.

"Oh. Thank you so much. You're the nicest Katz I've ever meet."

"500 Gald."

"What?"

"500 Gald for the map. No money, no map."

"What?" Sheena screamed, throwing the map back, "I'm not paying 500 Gald for a map that looks like it was drawn by Lloyd."

She took off in the direction of the nearest building, deciding she'd try all of them until she found the right on, when she heard a ping at her side.

"Ahh! Those creepy teddy bears are coming to get me!" She screamed, then looked down to realize she was wearing Yuan's watch, "Score, magi-mail!"

"Dear Sheena,

I saw you and Yuan out on Palmacoasta! What were you thinking? Does Raine know? For shame, girl! Flirting with a gay man, and a married one at that. For shame. Anyway, I'm calling to let you know that Kuchinawa seems to have my address mixed up for yours. Every other day he comes to challenge me to the death. Do you know how much it costs to fix my roof every day because he keeps throwing daggers at it? I want you to get this bozo out of my life, ASAP

Dragonwings144"

"Damn it. Stupid Kuchinawa," She muttered, making a mental note to send him a note with a different fake address and to send Dragonwings144 a fruit basket and some roof repairmen.

The watch pinged again.

"More mail? What am I? A mail whore?"

"Hey guys,

I was just writing because you're taking a very long time to get anywhere in your little adventure quest thingy. Maybe you should have taken Rhieards… Oh well.

You guys haven't even had to fight off any bad guys and you have no clue who kidnapped Kratos and Raine, let alone where this guy/chick lives! What kind of hero's are you? That's right, boring ones. You shall now get into a fight to further the plot. I demand it!

Your master,

Brandy Mallory."

Just as she finished reading the letter a guy came running out of the nearest building. She could tell he was a bad guy. One, because he worn a totally black outfit and seemed to be robbing a bank, and two, the back of his shirt said: "How's my bad guying? Call 1-866-5555-3845." That and a woman had run out of the building after him screaming, "STOP! BAD GUY!" at the top of her lungs.

"I'll save the day!" Sheena said quickly, striking a traditional good guy poise, "What is evil? What is Justice? Sheena does not know." An explosion of fireworks came from behind her, "Sheena Super Girl to the rescue!"

She dawned a ridiculously large cape she'd found in Yuan's suitcase and raced after the said bad guy, "Stop in the name pizza bagels!"

"Pizza bagels? Where?" the bad guy said, stopping and looking around for a pizza bagel store excitedly.

Sheena jumped on him, pinning him to the ground, "Whom do you work for?" She yelled, grabbing his shoulders and shaking him.

"No please!" He cried, "I just ate. Please don't shake me!"

"Then tell me who you work for!"

"Why do you even care?"

Sheena slapped him.

"Ok, ok. I work for the author. She wants you to go to Sybakk and search up known locations of underground lairs, since your current lead is really stupid," He sobbed, "Can I go now?"

She let the guy run away, and headed back to Yuan to tell him about the new information she'd found.

Raine woke up and yawned, "Morning Krat-." She stared dumbfounded at Kratos.

The auburn threw his arms up around his head, "Don't look! I'm hideous."

She moved closer to look at his normally straight hair, which was, at the moment an explosion of curls that would make Anne jealous, "Kratos, how the hell?"

Kratos wrapped his arms around his knees and rocked back and forth, "My hair is naturally curly, and I have to gel it straight. But it's been two days with out my straightening iron or anything that resembles gel."

"Curly?"

"Yup."

"Seriously?"

"Uh huh."

Raine sat down beside him and hugged him, "Oh you poor dear. Does Yuan know about the curliness?"

He shook his head, "No. Know one does. Or at least, no one's lived to tell about it."

"Well. I'm sure Yuan and Sheena are trying to find us right now. Who knows? Maybe they'll show up after I finish talking and your hair will be straight again in no time."

Kratos sobbed harder. Raine smacked him.

((Kratos and Yuan get smacked a lot. anyway, will yuan and sheena make it to sybakk? will kratos find his gel? find out next time! please review!))