((A/N: hello everyone. Welcome to another chapter! Next week I'm away, so yeah. I won't update. Anyway time to introduce my new fanfic helper person: Rom, the voice inside my head!

Rom: right…. How was I tricked into helping you?

Me: shut up and say the disclaimer.

Rom: Brandy Mallory does not own Tos. Brandy Mallory also stole the lyrics from Run For Your Life by Esthero; Brandy Mallory does not own that song or Esthero. Sorry if you're reading Esthero…

Me: good enough, I'm still taking guest emails, ON WITH THE FIC!))

Sheena and Yuan, who had somehow made it to Sybakk, thanks to Yuan flying all the way back to his base and getting them Rheiards, walked towards the library.

"How can they kick us out of the university?" Yuan pouted, "I paid for half that building! I was the main sponsor! And the kick me out like I'm some sort of diseased cheese puff!"

Sheena sighed, "Yuan, you did tackle that guy with the spiky hair because you thought he was Kratos and refused to pay your thirty year old cafeteria tab. That combined with the fact you spit your coffee all over the headmasters robes, and laughed at the teachers wig, heck you're lucky they didn't murder you on the spot!"

"That is no reason for them to- Oh my Goddess! A banana hammock!" Yuan ran to the outside junk store, picking up a wooden thing that people often use to hang bananas on, "I've been looking for one forever!"

"Banana hammock? Why the fuck would you need one of those?"

Yuan smiled, handing the storeowner some money, "Kratos really likes his bananas. So I wanted to get him one so they don't just sit on the counter. This way the bananas have their own special place to live."

Sheena sighed walking into the library. Suddenly a very hyper looking fangirl ran overtop of her and handed Yuan his photo and a pen.

"Umm, hi Yuan, can you sign this for me, Please?" she begged.

"Sure, no problem," Yuan said, taking the photo.

"Thanks! Um, make it out to Esthero."

"Ok." Yuan wondered how the hell names a kid Esthero.

"Oh My God! I can't believe I'm actually talking to you! Wow!" She giggled nervously.

"Do you like the Renegades?"

"I love the Renegades! Actually, I know everything about you. I-I know where you live, and um your phone number. And I like to watch you at night."

"What?"

"Actually, um," the music started and she began singing, "I like to drive by, where you live. And I neva stop, though because your husband is always home. And I know if he were to look into my eyes, he'd see that we are in love, yes we are in love. I'm so glad that we're together now!" She wrapped her arms around him.

Yuan looked around the library, "Could someone call security?"

She giggled again, "Did you get that package I sent you?"

Our blue haired half elf quickly pulled himself away from her, running outside to the nearest inn and hiding under a bed. Poor Yuan, forced to hide under a bed, the shame.

Sheena on the other hand, rolled her eyes and started pulling random books off the shelf.

"Umm, Miss?" A random librarian asked, looking quite worried about the amount of books quickly beginning to clutter the floor, "Can I help you find something?"

Sheena spun around, "Yes. I need a book on all the current underground lairs! And one on Carpel Tunnel Syndrome."

"Umm," The librarian pulled two books off the shelves, "May I ask why?"

Sheena grabbed the books, "My soon-to-be wife and my best friend's husband are kidnapped and locked in the highest tower of a secret hard to get to underground lair, and so me and him are trying to free them. But so far the plot has been pretty slow so the author told us to come her. And she also told me to get her a book on Carpel Tunnel because the doctor thinks she has it and she'd like to know what exactly it means for her writing future. Cause it may mean she'll have to give up typing for the rest of the summer. Which would REALLY slow down the plot even more." She explained, as if it all totally made sense.

"Right… Do you have a library card?"

"No."

"Then you can't take the books out." Bad move miss librarian.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T TAKE THEM OUT?"

Luckily, or maybe not luckily, Zelos walked in, "Sheena! There you are!" He looked to the librarian, who seemed to be ogling the redhead, "Just put her books under my card, ok doll?"

The librarian nodded and hurried away.

"Zelos, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be stalling my wedding!" The ninja asked angrily.

"Well…."

Flashback

Lloyd and Zelos are fending off random wedding guests, who are all wanting to know why the hell they've been here for three days and still haven't seen anyone get married. Lloyd grabs randomly placed rubber hammer and hits man with it. Man stops complaining, due to the fact he is lying unconscious on the floor. Zelos and Lloyd get wonderful idea.

Soon all guests are "sleeping" on the floor.

End flashback

"You knocked out all my guests?"

"No," Zelos smiled, "I temporarily stopped all conscious movement."

Sheena sobbed and her and Zelos went to find Yuan.

Yuan, who was still hiding under the bed, heard a pinging at his side, "Well," he opened up his magi-mail, "I was wondering when the hell in the chap- I mean today, I'd get mail."

"Dear Yuan Aurion,

I was wondering if you'd be interested in a free trail subscribt-"

Yuan hit delete.

"Dear Yuan,

I just woke up after being hit on the head by your stupid stepson. That kid is so dumb…

Anyway, this rheiard you sold me is a complete piece of crap. It barely goes over fifty and the clutch sticks. And the paint is peeling. Can you please tell me why it used to be banana yellow?

Anyway, do I take it to your mechanics'? Or can you fix it? I need it to go to my weekly Awful Mayor Anonymous session.

Yours truly,

The mayor of Isealia."

Yuan frowned and hit reply.

"Dear Mr. Mayor dude,

Screw you. I have real problems to deal with. Like my missing husband and a creepy stalker.

Yours truly,

Yuan."

Kratos yawned, "I'm bored."

"Me too." Raine replied.

Kratos pulled out a bottle of wine, "Want to play I've Never?"

"Where the hell did you get wine?"

"Not sure, I woke up and it was in my pocket."

"Oh, so how do you play?"

"I say something I've never done, and if you've done it you take a drink. If you haven't you don't. Then you do the same."

"Ok… I'll start. I've never…" Raine paused to think, "Worked for a blonde."

Kratos took a drink, "Ok, my turn. I've never kissed a ruin."

Raine took a drink, "I've never licked a washtub."

Kratos takes a drink.

"Seriously?"

"Yup. I've never… dressed up as a French maid and bungee jumped into a pile of whipped cream!"

Raine took another swig, "I've never gotten to drunk I thought a plant was my lover."

Kratos took a drink.

"Really?"

"Yupperz."

Kratos flashback

"Wow! Yuan! This guy looks just like you!"

"Kratos, I am Yuan."

"No you're not. That's Yuan!"

"Kratos, that's a potted plant."

"No it's not!"

End of flashback.

"Wow. I don't think I can top that."

Kratos smiles, "I've never burnt off my eyebrows because I drank to much vodka then got my girlfriend to summon Efferet so he could light a candle that I'd played on top of my nose."

"Or maybe I can," Raine took another swing.

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