((A/N: hey everyone! I'm back from my week away! But I'll be very busy for the next while, so updates will be scarce. I also change the story name so it's "Love" not "Luv" since so many people commented on it. Anyway. Rom?
Rom: Brandy Mallory does not own ToS, or Blues Clues.
Me: And?
Rom: Warning, this chapter contains cross-dressing.
Me: And?
Rom: Brandy Mallory would like to point out that the whole Kratos licking a washtub bit came from Idiot Seraphim 2. Brandy Mallory does not own Idiot Seraphim 2 or Meowzy for that matter.
Me: This chapter a bit dull, but anyway. On with the fic!))
So Zelos, Sheena and Yuan (who they had found sobbing under a bed) made there way to the nearest underground lair. And because they were very bored…
"Hey Yuan? How did you and Kratos first meet?" Zelos asked as they walked.
Yuan has flash back.4000 or so years ago…
Yuan sits in a hair salon at his table, seeing as he was working there as the head manicurist. Kratos suddenly runs into shop with a bag over his head.
"I need to see Nancy!" He said urgently to the lady at the front desk, "It's an emergency. Tell her it's Kratos!"
The desk lady hurried quickly to the back then rushed back, "She'll be with you in a minute. Why don't you come over here and Yuan will do your nails while you wait? Ok?" She said in a calm soothing voice, seeing as the purple dressed man seemed hysterical.
Kratos nodded and let himself be dragged over to Yuan's table, making sure his paper bag still covered his hair.
Yuan smiled, wondering how bad his hair actually was, "It's ok sugar, whatever's wrong Nancy can fix it."
Kratos nodded, giving no hints, "Thanks. So you do nails?"
The aqua haired half elf smiled, "I'm the best. Do you want a clear coat?"
"That would be great," Kratos replied smiling, "I'm Kratos."
"Yuan."
End of Yuan's flashback.
Of course Yuan hadn't shared this flashback with the others so he just answered, "Oh. You know, around. How did you and Lloyd meet?"
Zelos has flashback
A year or so ago…
Zelos was just walking around when he noticed the hottest boy he had ever seen. He wore red and was utterly dreamy. Because of this utterly dreaminess Zelos walked straight into Colette.
"Heyyyyyyy watch it!" Said annoying fangirl one, but Zelos was not paying attention because he was trying to convince himself he was not gay.
End of Zelos flash back
Zelos also decided not to share the flash back, "Oh, you know, around. Sheena?"
Sheena flash back.
"Is the Chosen of Mana among you?"
"Well duh."
"Prepare to die." Sheena then saw Raine, and Raine saw Sheena, and they both looked into each other's eyes and it was love at first sight. Unfortunately Colette chose this moment to make Sheena fall into a hole.
End of Flashback.
"Oh you know, around."
There was a pinging noise at Yuan's wrist.
"Yay! Mail time!" Yuan started into a cheesy Blues Clues dance number, "Here's the mail. It never fails. It makes me want to wag my tail. When it comes I want to wail. MMMMMAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLL!"
Zelos blinked, "Right…"
"Dear Yuan,
You actually have quite a lot of stalkers like that one girl. How do I know? Because... I AM ONE OF THEM! Give me something for my birthday cause it's tomorrow... I mean, I know YOUR birthday and send you all kinds of things (like the fondue set!) so why can't you do the same?
Your loverly stalker, D-Wings."
Sheena laughed, "Poor Yuan. Hey wait!" She turned on him, "You have a fondue set and you never told me about it! What kind of friend are you?"
Yuan hid behind Zelos, "I never use it! Not after we found out it was cursed so that if Kratos used it he'd turn orange!"
The red head picked up Yuan's watch and read the second magi-mail.
"Dear Sheena,
In three weeks you'll be dead. Don't ask how, you just will be...That's what you get for stealing the love of my life from me! And once your dead I can comfort her and maybe even get her to love me the way I love her!
PS: Tell Yuan that I'm STILL waiting for the 10,000 Gald he owes me.
Signed Your Murderer,
The Tigress"
Sheena turned on Yuan again, "Why do you owe this insane person money? And why does this insane person want my Raine?"
Yuan shifted nervously, "Lets just say I needed a certain crazed fangirl to stop following my husband around, so I go her taken care of. Next magi-mail!"
Zelos read on.
"Hey guys,
It's me, Colette! Just writing to say that Lloyd left this morning to join you guys. He said he was bringing pickles. Pickles are good.
Also, I heard you guys are looking for Raine and Kratos. So I suggest you use the tracking device that Mithos implanted in Kratos. I read about it when I was cleaning Mithos' office out last week. I gave Lloyd the tracker.
Also can you guys hurry up? Sitting at this base is getting really boring; I've already cleaned all the broom closets. Yuan… You and Kratos really need a better place to hid your "stash". If you know what I mean. Closet lemons are fun and all, but do you really need so many?
Yours truly,
Colette."
"Closet lemons? Stash?" Sheena looked confused, and if you, like her, are confused I'm sorry. Ask a grown up.
"Does anyone realize Colette just had a good idea?" The half elf asked, changing the subject.
Zelos threw his hands in the air, "Holy shit! Soon hell will freeze over and Paris Hilton will have a top 40 song!"
A girl with long black hair, a mini skirt and sunglasses appeared from nowhere, "Paris Hilton does have a top 40 song. Its called Stars are Blind, and the author is quite fond of it."
"And just who the hell are you?" Wow, I wonder who said that.
The black hair girl smiled, "I'm Rom. I read the disclaimer. Now-"
Sheena cut her off, "So you work for this "author" person as well?"
"Well, she doesn't pay me… But yeah, I do." Rom tapped her foot impatiently, "As I was-"
Zelos piped in, "Does the author realize that she's writing a cheesy Idiot Seraphim 2 knock off?"
"What! This fic is totally different!"
Sheena nodded, agreeing with Zelos, "Hello? Person gets kidnapped right before the wedding? Lover and friends go off to find said person, finding many dead ends and random dialog? And that washtub bit last chapter?"
"Fine, it's a little the same. A little. But that's because the author is a big fan of Meowzy's work, and the fic was partly inspired by Idiot Seraphim! Plus Idiot was about Lloyd and Zelos and Mithos was still alive! They are totally different! And the washtub bit was credited to Meowzy when I was reading the disclaimer today!" Rom looked annoyed, "And now you're making it even cheesier by making me explain stuff and thus making my OC self appear in this story longer than I should have!"
"Oh."
"As I was saying, you are going in the wrong direction. You are supposed to go north. You are going north-west." And with that she disappeared in a puff of black smoke.
The black haired ninja shook her head, "Will this quest ever make sense?"
Lloyd walked in through the woods, "Probably not. I found where dad is."
Zelos ran up and hugged the brunette, "Really? Where?"
Lloyd pointed north to what looked like a cellar door, "That's the entrance."
Sheena walked up to it, "The doors say "No boys allowed" Are you sure we can all get in?"
Yuan thought for a second, "Well, Sheena is a girl. And me and Zelos look like girls, if we had dresses I think we could pull it off."
Zelos randomly pulled three dresses out of his pocket, "What about Lloyd?"
Yuan untied his hair and pulled on a blue sundress, "Well, if his hair wasn't so gelled."
Zelos, who had put on a bright pink mini skirt and matching top, "I have Gel-Be-Gone!" He handed it to Lloyd, "Just spray it in!"
"Um…" Lloyd looked around nervously, "Maybe this isn't such a good idea."
"Just spray your damn hair!"
"Ok, don't say I didn't warn you." He sprayed the gel be gone into his hair and…
"I've never been orange."
Kratos finished off the last of the wine, "I wish someone would hurry up and rescue us. Or that someone who come do the evil bad guy monolog."
There was a sudden movement at the door of their cell, "Hey dudes? Wha'cha doing locked up in there for?"
((And yes that's two cliffhangers in one chapter. Could I be crueler?
Rom: You still haven't paid me!
Me: I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY!
What will happen once Lloyd's hair is de-gelled? Who has come to save Kratos and Raine? Will hell actually freeze over? Find out next time!
Oh and here are your reading presents: -hands out Blues Clues plushies- Review!))