"Well now we need to make another prediction.." Beast Boy said wearing a army helemet.
"How about a world without titans." Slade said appearing on the screen.
"Why do you do that?" Robin asked.
"Well I am evil.." Slade began but Robin cut him off.
"No! Come up on the screen and we can't do that to do." Robin said.
"My number is unlisted." Slade said.
"That explains a lot..." Cyborg said nodding his head.
"Well we can't do that prediction." Raven said.
"And why not?" Slade asked.
"Cuz the writer wants this to be a clean fic." Beast Boy said.
"Then why did she rate it PG -13?" Cyborg asked.
"What would it be like if Cyborg ate tofu and was a hipie?" Slade asked.
"Beep Boop Bop Cyborg ate tofu...now loading.." The machine said and it showed a clip.
-Clip-
Cyborg woke up in a 60's version of his room, well it still had the facy computers but the decoration...you get right? Cyborg was wearing rainbow gears and had on a rainbow head band with a black afro. He then picked up a small gong and ...gong...hitting...stick... and rang the gong.
"Now the chi in the room is tranquil." Cyborg said and he began to meditate.
"Flower...Power...Flower...Power..." He chanted over and over again.
Beast Boy stuck his head in the room and bit his lip to keep from laughing.
Cyborg heard his attempt and ran over to hug him.
"Peace my animal brother!" He said and gave Beast Boy a bone crushing hug.
"Cyborg...can't...breathe..." Beast Boy gasped.
"Sorry brother." Cyborg said and he let go of Beast Boy.
"Well breakfast is ready." Beast Boy said walking out of the room.
"Oh yes! Tofu pancakes!" Cyborg cheered and skipped down to the kitchen.
Raven heard banging come from down the hall.
"Cyborg is up." She said not looking up from her book, "1,000 ways to kill a hippie robot."
"GOOD MORNING MOTHER EARTH!" Cyborg sang and he swallowed his tofu waffles whole.
"Friend Cyborg, why does the earth have a mother? Does it have a father as well? And a Karnorfka?" Starfire asked as a picture of a mom, a dad, and her nanny hugged the earth in her mind.
"No Starfire, it means the nature of this planet." Robin said.
"Oh, so no father earth?" Starfire asked.
"No Starfire, father earth divorced mother earth and all of her kids live with him." Beast Boy laughed as he drank some soy milk.
Cyborg stood up and walked over to his tranquil corner and began to smoke some bong.
"Mmm...tranquilation nation!" Cyborg said and the room began to look all stick people like, imagine a 4 year old stick drawing.
"Umm...Cyborg? I'm going to have to take that away from you." Robin said as he took the bong and threw it in the ocean.
"NOOOOO! MY TRANQUILATION NATION!" Cyborg screamed.
"Calm down buddy." Beast Boy said walking over.
"PROTEST!" Cyborg yelled and he ran to his room and locked the door.
200 days later...
"Cyborg come out of that room now! We'll give you back your bo- I mean Tranquilation Nation." Beast Boy said pounding on the door.
"Heck no I won't go!" Cyborg yelled.
"Is he still marching around in his room with a sign and chanting?" Raven asked.
"Yup" Beast Boy said.
Suddenly Cyborg opened the door and out he came with a black beard.
"The man shall not beat down on my drum of Tranquilation Nation!" Cyborg said and he grabbed Robin and climbed to the top of the tower.
-End of Clip-
"Well that was truly distrubing.." Starfire said.
Robin took a step away from Cyborg, a 50 foot step.
"I think I'm going to be sick." Cyborg said and he ran to the bathroom.
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I would like to thank the following people for reviewing, I just thought of this like a hour ago on my walk home from the bus stop, it was great.
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Yes I'm still grounded but I'm on the breakthrough of being ungrounded. That means my grades are going up, all a's except for a b and a d+. Just need to get the d to a b and it's all good.
Lexi The Writer (queen of comedy)