((A/N: I am so sleepy. Sorry for the wait, I kept opening this document, staring at it for 5 min then closing it. I'm a horrible writer. Get me an Advil.

I do not own Namco or Square Enix. Or the ninja turtles. Or anything for that matter. In fact I barely own this laptop.))

"Hey Lloyd? You still got that tracking device Colette gave you?"

"Yeah."

"Are you using it?"

"No."

Yuan grabbed his stepson by the neck and proceeded to try to choke the living daylights out of him. This went on for several minutes before anyone had the guts to pulled Yuan off the brunette.

"Guys! This isn't the time to play choke the idiotic swordsmen! We have to save my true love!" Sheena said, pouting slightly, "Plus I want to go home and watch Advent Children, so let's get this over with."

Lloyd pulled out the tracking thinger, "According to this dad should be right," He walked forward a little, "Through this door."

He pointed at a very boring looking door.

Yuan shook his head, "This seems easy. Too easy."

Zelos shrugged, "Maybe the author's just being lazy."

"Shut up! Let's get this show on the road so I can stare dreamily into Raine's eyes and tell her I love her."

Lloyd opened the door.

"AHHH!" Screamed Yuan, followed by the similar screams that came from everyone else.

Kratos looked at Yuan, who was in a dress, "Yuan?"

Yuan looked at Kratos, who had happily curly hair, "Kratos?"

"What's with the dress?"

"What's with the hair?"

"HA!" Lloyd, who was in a dress and had curly hair, making him a major freak, pointed at his father, "So you're the reason I was cursed to gel my hair every morning!"

Kratos ignored his son, taking a step towards his husband, who promptly took a step back.

"Yuan, what's wrong?"

Yuan hid behind Sheena, who sighed, "You're husband's scared of all things curly since he was attacked by a poodle in his childhood."

"A poodle?" Kratos asked, socked.

Yuan nodded.

"I remind you of a dog?"

He nodded again.

"Ok..." Raine blinked, "That's explains why Yuan screamed, and sort of why Lloyd screamed, so why did everyone else?"

Sheena pointed to the large turtle shaped, umm, turtle behind her bride, "I'm afraid of turtles."

Kratos pointed at Zelos, "I saw my son's boyfriend in a dress."

Zelos shrugged, "It seemed like the popular thing to do."

And many minutes later, after they had all said their hellos, kissed, and exchanged stories over a pizza that one of the turtles had found under a rock they set off to find out who had kidnapped Kraine. And by Kraine I mean Kratos and Raine as two people, not as in the paring. I just wanted to shorten down what I had to write out, which I guess really didn't work now did it?

Now, setting off to find the kidnapper seems quite stupid to me. I mean, they can't be that far from the exit why don't they just leave?

Video game characters are so stupid.

"Hello? Randomly evil bad guy who kidnapped Kraine? And by Kraine I mean Kratos and Raine as two people, not the pairing." They all walked into what appeared to be the main room in the underground lair.

Suddenly a loud beeping was heard.

"Oh my goddess!" Zelos screamed, falling to the ground, hands over his head, "The kidnapper's actually a robot!"

Yuan frowned and pointed at his watch, "That's my Magi-Mail, Zelos."

Zelos, dusting him self off and trying to act as if he hadn't just totally humiliated himself, "Yeah. I totally knew that."

"What's it say?" Kratos asked, glancing over his lover's shoulder to read it.

"Dear Yuan,

The wedding day pictures were a complete hit! Everyone in the KratosxYuan fan club adored them! But now I'm in a lot of trouble. It made them hungry for more!

So I'm begging you, once again, to return those broom closet tapes. If you don't, I might get ripped to pieces on our next meeting. Or worse, forced to read 'Kraine' fanfics! Brrr...

Help me out, or I'll take you down with me! Also, I borrowed a book from you while I was at your house. It's called 'The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To Aselia'. I hope you don't mind.

Yours truly,
Meowzy."

Kratos looked outraged, "You sent this insane person our wedding pictures?"

"Well, see…"

"She's been in our house?"

"I think I might have accidentally lent her an extra key…"

"She's has BROOM CLOSET videos?"

"No, I have them. She wants them."

"She borrowed my book? I just bought that last week! I was halfway through it! She better not of moved my bookmark," His face went from angry to frightened, "Oh shit."

"Oh shit what?"

"My bookmark."

Yuan looked confused, "What about it?"

"You know that picture we got taken in that photo booth in Altamira?"

"The one where I'm…" Yuan coughed.

"Yeah, and I have my…" Kratos also coughed. They must have really bad colds.

"I know the picture, what about it?"

"See, I had it as my bookmark."

"So this girl now has a picture of… that?"

Kratos nodded.

"Crap, that's worse than the broom closet videos by at least one hundred percent!" Yuan swore, "Why the hell do you that picture as a bookmark?"

"Umm…"

There was a sudden movement from the other side of the room.

"So you've come, like moths to the flame," Said a strange mystery voice.

Yuan put his hands on his hips, "That's my line."

The kidnapper/stealer of Yuan's very cliché line walked in from the shadows. I've always wanted to use that line. From the shadows. And is revealed to be…

((Now I have to decide who the kidnapper is. Yeah, I am a crappy writer. Last chance for guest emails. Since there's only, like, 2 chapters left at most. –Checks clock- it's only 11:31 pm, I guess I could start next chapter. Please review, I'll be so happy. ))