((A/N: Wow, I've really slacked on all my fics… So, I'm forcing myself to write this chapter and the next one so I can mark this fic as complete! I smell popcorn. Sorry, I was up till 4am watching Elfin Lied (thats when i started this chapter, now i'm watching Charmed) Anyway, thank you all for reading, even though I have such crappy updates… Thanks for all the reviews too! They make me oh so happy.

Once again I own nothing. Namco is not owned my Brandy Mallory. Thanks to Sharon for writing a whole paragraph or two.))

"It's!" Yuan pointed at the figure.

"You!" Kratos finished for him.

"Yes, it is I," The mystery figure took a step closer.

And of course, this dramatic mood was ruined by Yuan's watch beeping, "I've got mail!"

"Dear all a' you weird peeps,

Zelos I want you to give me back my comb. It's been at your house for two weeks and your guards won't let me in saying I'm a psychotic dweeb. I AM NOT A DWEEB!

Yuan just wanna say that I LOVE YOU! Also do you think that I can have my '10 ways to freak out Kratos' book back?

Sheena...you smell funny.

Kratos...you licked a washtub. Wow.

Lloyd and Raine, beware. There is a crazed killer out to get you. O!

Your truly,

Iamme"

"But I love that comb."

"Oh shit, I think I lost that book."

"I do not smell funny."

"That was a long time ago."

"Killer?"

"I like cheese."

"Hello? Attention back on me?" Mystery person said with a frown.

Then the mystery person turned out to be… CANDICE WITH A COOKIE! She laughed evilly as she ate the cookie and rubbed in everyone's face that she had a cookie yet no one else did.

She deserved the cookie after all since she had worked that class while Brandy and Sharon were sitting in the teacher lunchroom playing with Mallory's laptop.

But when Candice had finished her cookie she found that she was still hungry… so grabbing on to the closest thing to her; Candice began to eat Brandy's hair.

"OH NO!" Zelos screamed out in a very girly fashion, "Her hair was so pretty and blonde!"

"What the hell?" Yuan said, looking down at his script, "This isn't supposed to happen!"

Yuan was right, the mystery person was not Candice with a cookie… sigh. Rewind time.

"I like cheese."

"Hello? Attention back on me?" Mystery person said with a frown.

"Why are you doing this," Lloyd paused for dramatic effect, "Wonder Chef?"

Wonder Chef smiled evilly, "Well, I do love monologues. You see, I needed to get the attention of someone, someone who I dream of every night. Wish for on every shooting star. Worship the ground she-"

"We get the point," Zelos said, cutting off the guy, "So you kidnapped Kraine; and by Kraine I mean the two as a group of people, not the pairing. I was just trying to shorten my sentences; to…?"

"To get their attention."

"And how exactly did you plan on that working?"

"Well, who better to kidnap than her teacher and the father of the guy who doesn't like her."

"Wait," Sheena said holding up her hand, "You like… Colette?"

"Someone say my name?" the perky blonde asked, coming threw the door dressed the camouflage and caring a rocket launcher, "Is it to late to save the day?"

Everyone blinked, and Wonder Chef swooned.

"Uh… Guys? Why is Wonder Chef here? And… swooning over me?"

Wonder Chef dropped onto his knees, "Colette, my love. I've loved you since the first time I saw you. Your hair is like silk in my other wise cotton filled world. You're eyes stars in my blank sky. Your bosom like the ironing board in my otherwise boring laundry room."

Zelos and Lloyd shared a glance, trying not to laugh.

"I would go to the ends of the earth for you, bring you the moon. I even kidnapped some people, see? So what I'm trying to say is, Colette," He brought out a tiny box, "Will you…"

Sheena and Yuan giggled and whispered to each other, "This is so romantic."

"Will you help me find a puppy?" He opened the box to show her the cute little doggie tag that read 'Puppy'.

"WHAT?" Everyone else in the room yelled in unison obviously outraged.

Colette on the other hand, "Oh my Goddess! Of course I will," She grabbed Wonder Chef and started kissing him passionately.

"…Huh?"

"It's ok Lloyd, we don't get it either."

Colette broke away from her kissing partner, "I love you Wonder Chef."

"Call me Orlando,"

"Your name's Orlando?"

"No, it's George. But call me Orlando, it'll sound sexier when you're in my bed screaming out my name as I-"

"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" cried the whole room.

He whispered the rest of his sentence in her ear and the blonde went bright read, "You can do that with a banana?"

"Baby, you can do a lot with a banana."

Yuan suddenly remembered something, "Oh yeah! Kratos, look what I got! A banana hammock!" He pulled it out of… his dress?

Kratos squealed, jumping up and down like an obsessive Final Fantasy 7 fangirl who just saw the Turks walk by in the mall, (it's happened to me) "Now the bananas have their own special place to live."

Sheena and Raine sighed.

"Hey, don't we have a wedding to get back to?" Zelos realized.

((Next chapter's the last. So yeah… I'll um, try to write it faster this time. Thanks for reading!))