"Who wants to hear a story?" The author asked.
"We do!" Saint H yellled.
"Ok then." The author then pushed Robin onto the stage.
"Ok, so today, I went to Japanese land. And I saw some numchucks! And I was like oooo! So I went inside the store to buy them, and then the cashier was like are you troubled? And I was like phffff, no. So I went to grab them and then chuck norris came by and was like, swoom! And he stole my numchucks! So I ran after him and he was like, haha! I got your numchucks! And I was like nuuu! So then I finally tackled him and roundhouse kicked him before he could tell me he was my father and i was like nuuuuu again! But then I remembered I had my numchucks so I didn't really care that my father died because I just roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris! Oh and I saw Raven in a bikini, the end!"
Saint H blinked and then, well, blinked. The author sobbed though. Saint H looked at her.
"You thought that was deep huh?" He asked.
"No...I just miss Chuck Norris." She sobbed.
"Ummm...prediction?" Cyborg asked.
"No thanks man. I'm clean now." Starfire said.
"I said prediction, not addiction." Cyborg said.
"What? I couldn't hear you friend Cyborg. I was sniffing the coke." Starfire said as she smelled a can of Coca Cola.
"Smoosh!" Beast Boy said as he ran around in Superman's underwear-I mean boxers. Superman isn't that girly.
"What would happen if Beast Boy was on drugs." Raven asked.
"Beep Boop Bop. Does not compute." The machine said.
"What?" Raven asked as she poked the machine.
Poke.
"Beep Boop Bop. Poke now loading." The machine said as it showed a clip.
"O-M-F-G!" Cyborg exclaimed.
"You really need to get off the computer, Cyborg." Robin said.
"Haha. Just kidding. Do you really think I would compute a poke you silly hot piece of robot ass you." The machine flirted with Cyborg.
"Weird..." Raven said.
"What? That the machine is actually flirting or that it's actually flirting with Cyborg?" Beast Boy asked now wearing Batman's boxers.
"Both." Raven answered as a question mark appeared above her head.
"Chomp!" Starfire said and the question mark was now in one of her many stomaches.
"Prediction!" Cyborg said.
"I already got my prescription dude." Beast Boy said as he held up his Mr. T pills.
"I SAID PREDICTION NOT PRESCRIPTION!" Cyborg shouted at a loud volume.
"What would it be like if Robin got a pet slug named Fluffy?" Saint H asked.
"Beep Boop Bop. Fluffy, now loading." The machine said as it showed a clip.
-Clip-
"Fluffy! Where art thou Fluffy? Where art thou my Fluffy?" Robin receited lines from Romeo and Juliet because today was Romeo and Juliet day for him and his new partner in crime aka FLUFFY! They were soo in partnered-crimed-thing that they have their own theme song, just like Chuck Norris and Mr. T.
When there's trouble Fluffy will receive your call. FLUFFY AND THAT OTHER GUY!
Because Fluffy...something that ryhmes with all! FLUFFY AND THAT OTHER GUY!
When there's evil on the attack from their suction of lypo.
Fluffy will say good news I just saved a bunch on my car insurance by switching to Geiko!
Because Fluffy is too cool to defeat crime unlike Robin who is a loooossseerr!
FLUFFY AND THAT OTHER GUY!
1234 GO!
FLUFFY AND THAT OTHER GUY!
-End Of Clip-
"That was boring..." Saint H yawned.
"Ummm...prediction?" Cyborg said.
"Your going to get mono." The author said.
"He's going to get a mexican monkey?" Beast Boy asked. "Sweet!"
"I want a mexican monkey! They have super powers!" A random man yelled.
Everyone stared at him. The author then smacked him in the head.
"Those are African monkeys. Mexican monkeys just do people's income taxes. Ya dig?"
"NO! I shovel." He said.
"Oops. My bad." The author sighed.
"What would it be like if the Teen Titans were on The Lexi Show?" Saint H asked, since the random man was apparently checking his director chair out and he figured out that the random guy didn't like guys or girls...he liked chairs...
"Beep Boop Bop. Lexi Show, now loading." The machine said as it showed a clip.
-Clip-
"I like to move it, move it. He like to move it, move it. She like to move it, move it. We like to, move it!" Lexi sang as she danced around to pump up the audience.
"Wooooo! Today on the show, we are going to interview the titans and this tree!" Lexi said.
She turned around and saw her co-host, Saint H, was smoking the tree. She frowned.
"I told you, you can't smoke trees, flowers, sandwitches, or the president." She rolled her eyes.
Saint H opened his mouth and words came out! Wow!
"Blah! Blech! Beck!" He said.
"...Yeah, your stoned." She said.
"So instead of the tree, we'll interview...OMG! KID FLASH!" Lexi then ran over and began to make out with the real Kid Flash.
The poser Kid Flashes went home. Stoned Saint H then interviewed the titans.
"So your black?" He asked Cyborg.
"And blue." Cyborg answered.
"So what are you? A walking bruise?" He asked.
Beast Boy laughed. Saint H then got in his face and said.
"I don't like you."
Beast Boy stopped laughing and went wided eyed. Raven then laughed. Saint H then went in her face and said.
"I like you, though."
Raven then smacked him in the face, and surprisenly, he went sober, or whatever you go after being stoned.
"Whatever I did, I blame it on my clone, Saint H 2.034257." He said pointing to a carboard cutout of him.
"WOW!" Raven then made out with Saint H 2.034257. Saint H frowned.
"How come YOU get all the chicks!" He yelled/asked.
"Because he's not a poser." Robin said as he began to rap like eminem's maps.
"...how can I pose myself?" Saint H wondered out loud.
Lexi then looked up and said.
"Well you know, you do have split personalities. I mean, look at this tape."
"That's not a video tape." Saint H said.
"I know. I didn't say it was a video tape." She frowned.
"Well I only assumed." He said.
"Well don't. Because assuming makes an ass out of u and me." She said, purposely spelling you wrong so that everyone can see that was a quote her dad made up.
"Well your mom goes to college." Saint H said.
"So? My dad is Chuck Norris." She said.
"...I found god." Beast Boy said as he stared at Lexi.
"Where?" Robin asked looking around
"There..." Beast Boy then pointed at Kid Flash.
"Sweet! I'm making out with god!" Lexi said.
Beast Boy pushed her aside.
"Not if I make out with him first!" He yelled.
Lexi then went wide eyed and said.
"If that's god...then I must be..." Lexi gasped.
"YOUR VIRGIN MARY'S COUSIN FIFTEEN BILLION TIMES REMOVED!" Cyborg exclaimed.
(If I offended anyone, then I am sorry. Now moving on and forgetting that never happened)
"So how's life?" Saint H asked Raven.
"Good. I'm engaged to Saint H 2.034257." Raven said holding up a carboard diamond ring.
"...DAMN J00 S41NT H 2.034257!" He yelled.
Saint H 2.034257 then appeared beside Saint H and Lexi. Lexi turned and her eyes widened.
"Wow Saint H, looking good.." She said to Saint H 2.034257 before Raven went crazy and attacked her.
"That's my man!" She yelled.
"You can have him...for I have...Kid Flash." She said.
Kid Flash then appeared beside Lexi and said.
"Will you marry me?" He asked.
Lexi then looked at him. And said.
"I'm sorry, but I am not in love with you. You are merely a figment of my imagination." And he dissapeared.
"Whoa. I'm crazy." Saint H said.
"..." Saint H 2.034257 said.
"Oh yeah? Well...your mom goes to college!" He yelled.
"..." Saint H 2.034257 replied.
"Then that means..." Saint H and Lexi looked at each other.
"We're related!" They yelled.
"..." Saint H 2.034257 laughed.
"Burn!" Lexi said as she hugged the clone.
Raven then killed Lexi.
-End Of Clip-
Everyone looked at Lexi's dead body, then at Raven...
"...Does this mean I get her stuff?" Robin asked.
Starfire began to sniff the coke again.
TBC...