Lexi laid there on the ground dead while the others looked at her.
"So...how wants to become flesh eaters and see what Lexi tastes like?" Beast Boy asked.
"I DO!" Cyborg shouted.
"AHHH!" Lexi then came back to life.
"Works everytime." Beast Boy smirked.
"So who killed me?" Lexi asked.
"Slade did I think." Raven said, cause she knew that Lexi was going to sue Slade and she didn't want to be sued herself for killing Lexi.
"But I remember you standing over me with an axe..." Lexi began.
"Uhhh no you didn't?" Raven said.
"OK! That's good enough for me!" Lexi said.
"GET ON WITH THIS ALREADY!" Robin said, very loud I might add.
"What would happen if Slade was sued by random people?" Lexi asked the machine.
"Beep Boop Bop. Slade being sued by random people...now loading." The machine said as it showed a clip.
Clip
Slade is sitting in a courtroom with fanfiction readers, reviewers and writers. Also everyone on the show Teen Titans and a few other people from different shows and parallel dimensions and what not.
"Everyone stand as the honorable judge Saint H enters." The officer said, who is also known as Triforce90.
"NOW SIT DOWN BITCHES!" Saint H said.
All the bitches sat down.
"Ok now everyone else can sit down. So who's a suein who?" Saint H said.
"My client Terra would like to sue Slade for being forced to watch the slade version of my little pony while she was in training to be his apprentice." Wave Maker said as she was decked out in a lawyer suit.
"Errr how can Terra sue him if she's in a rock?" H asked.
"Haven't you seen Things Changed!" Wave Maker exclaimed.
"Nope. Did it have Jericho in it?" H asked.
"No." Jericho signed.
"HOLY SHIT! IT'S REALLY YOU! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING SITTING IN THE AUDIENCE! COME SIT RIGHT HERE!" Saint H then pulled up a chair next to him and Jericho sat down.
"So what's it like?" Jericho signed.
"What?" H asked.
"Being a writer and controlling us titans."
"Pretty sweet dude, and slightly perverted."
"Nice."
"Ahem." Wave Maker said. "Anyways, Terra's alive."
"SHIT!" Terra haters said and they ran away to get their whore killing utensils.
Terra then appeared and sat next to Wave Maker.
"I first call Slade P. Wilson to the stand." Wave Maker said.
Slade looked at his lawyer who was a Robin plushie. The Robin plushie sat there and then Slade nodded and went to the stand.
Triforce90 then held up a stack of steamy romance novels -er I mean coloring books.
"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and everything but the truth or so help me I wil shove these steamy romance novels -er I mean coloring books up your sleazy-"
"YES!" Slade said.
"Well gosh, you don't need to get all forceful." Triforce90 said.
Slade then sat down in the podium and Wave Maker walked up to him.
"So Slade, if that's really your name, why do you do the things you do?" Wave Maker said.
"Uhhhhh well I am evil..." Slade began.
"Don't change the subject, masky, we have 10 minutes until my coffee break and dammit do I need a starbucks latte!" Wave Maker said as she waved her finger at Slade.
"..." The robin plushie said.
"Jericho, can you understand the plushie?" Saint H asked.
"Hell no. What? Do you think mutes can understand other mutes?" Jericho signed.
"Errr yes?" Saint H said.
"DAMN J00!" Jericho signed in his L337 sign language.
"He said overruled." Slade said.
"I BET HE DID!" Wave Maker said.
"What is this? Cops?" Slade asked as the theme song began to play in the courtroom.
"LEXI!" Saint H yelled.
Lexi was watching cops on her cool new tv watch with sattelite. She looked up with an annoyed look on her face.
"What?" She asked.
"What episode are you watching?" Saint H asked and the whole courtmen aside from Lexi did an anime fall.
"The one with that guy and he did that thing so the cops went after him." Lexi said.
"I LOVE THAT EPISODE!" Wave Maker shouted.
"Geez, don't need to get all emotional about it." Saint H said.
"Seriously. It's just tv." Lexi said.
"Ok, well I'm getting bored. Terra is guilty! NEXT!" Saint H said as Terra was dragged away.
"WAIT! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!" Terra shouted as Robin walked up with his lawyer ShiningAsta.
"And why are you suing Slade Robin?" Saint H asked.
"He made everyone believe I'm gay." Robin said.
"But you are." Saint H said.
"I AM NOT!" Robin shouted.
"Oh please, there's proof in every episode. Remember that one where you were spooning Jimmi Hendrix?" Saint H said.
"...uhh that was a chapter from Interlude." ShiningAsta said.
"Yeah but you know he would of done that in real life." Lexi said.
"That's enough! Robin's guilty, NEXT!" Saint H said as Robin was dragged away.
"NUUU!" Robin yelled as Lexi walked up with her lawyer and split personality Alexandra.
"Lexi why are you suing Slade?" Saint H asked.
"He made the song Macerena get stuck in my head!" Lexi shouted.
"...He killed you, remember?" Alexandra said.
"Shut up smarter, sexier version of me." Lexi said.
"Sooo Alexandra, what are you doing later tonight?" Jericho signed while winking at the split personality.
"Getting a root canal." Alexandra said while moving closer towards Saint H.
"Hey don't get so close, I'm the president of the Saint H and Alexandra shipper club." Saint H said as he popped his collar.
"...Anyways, can we get on with my case?" Lexi asked annoyed that one of her author buddies and a titan were hitting on her split personality.
"Sure, Lexi's guilty, next!" Saint H said as Lexi was dragged away.
"AHHHHH!" Lexi yelled.
"You know I could reschedule my root canal later.." Alexandra said.
"Nevermind! Lexi's innocent!" Saint H said.
"YAY!" Lexi then broke loose from the guards and hugged her split personality.
"I'm not your split personality." Alexandra said and she revealed herself to be... Larry.
"WTF!" Lexi shouted.
"WTF!" Jericho signed.
"WTF!" Saint H shouted.
"WTF!" Slade said with hearts in his eyes.
"LARRY!" Larry yelled and he then ran over to Robin and began to hump him.
"GOD DAMMIT LARRY! I'M NOT YOUR LOVER! AND I'M NOT GAY!" Robin added as Slade advanced towards him.
"AW HELL NO! I LOVE LITTLE BOYS!" Slade said as he grabbed Larry.
"...NO! MUST...RAPE...ROBIN!" Larry shouted.
"Those two are guilty! Slade of being a wannabe Michael Jackson and Larry for impersonating some hot chick-er I mean split personality." Saint H said as Lexi glared at him.
Lexi the nodded and whistled and Mama Slade came a runnin'.
"YES!" Saint H cheered.
Robin then ran over to Mama Slade and began to hump her leg. Saint H then got jealous and the two then got into the epic battle of Saint H vs Robin for Mama Slade.
By the way, it's in theaters now.
End of Clip.
Saint H was slamming Robin's face into the ground.
"SHE'S MY MILF!" He shouted.
"Errrrrr..." Cyborg said.
"Wait there's more!" Beast Boy said as he pointed to the machine.
Clip.
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Ahahahaha cliffhanger!
MWAHAHA.
seriously though, I got a myspace, now go look at it!
Lexi The Writer (Queen Of Comedy)