I'm really sleepy right now... but I can tell I won't be able to fall asleep for a couple hours.. SO. In the meantime, I'll update the chapter of a story that hasn't even actually been submitted. FanFic's bein' a real bitch to me. ...I don't even know where I'm going with this story anymore. I'll throw in some angst to be cool, though.

And, to be the typical me... yes, I am gonna curse a lot. It's just how Guntz and Janga roll, people. I'm not gonna give Guntz an accent like Janga's, even though that's how it is with the Namco X Capcom translation... it'll be regular. ;o

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-Guntz's POV-

Grrr... what do I have to say at the moment? Shit, that's what. Pure, utter and complete shit. Shit shit shit shit shit. Just recently... today, even, not only have I met up with my one true greatest enemy of all time... but also that very same enemy attempted to kill Klonoa right before my very eyes. Well, I gotta say the kid's kinda stupid for even bothering to do it in the first place, but still.

And what bugs the fuck out of me most is... what was up with that whole falling thing? Haha, maybe it was all that booze intake all these years. Retard don't know how to balance anymore. The confused look in his disgusting eyes threw me off, too... like he'd been betrayed or something. You know what? I don't care. I don't, and that's it.

I'll stick with Klonoa, 'cause he hasn't killed anyone dear to me, nor is he an ugly son of a bitch like... Janga is.

Speaking of Klonoa... I don't know what's up with him. Since our little get-together with that jackass, he's been acting real zombie-like lately, and he won't tell me what's up. I tried to get him in that certain kind of mood to try and help break him out of it, but it didn't do any good.

I just... don't know...

"Klonoa?" I walked up to him sitting on a green rocking chair in the living room, giving off the upmost of concerned looks while kneeling beside him, "Are ya gonna tell me what's up? Can't stay sour forever, you know." he simply eyed me like if he told me what's up, I'd kill him, then he turned his back to me like a stubborn toddler.

"No." was all he replied with. Please do not tell me this is the attitude I'm stuck with. Fuck that, man.

"Just tell me what's up, bud, you know you can tell me anything. I won't get mad at you." I leaned up and started nuzzling against his cheek in a way that frustrated his emotions. He likes it, he always has.

"Err... no, you will get mad at me, I know it."

"No, I won't. Just tell me."

"Yes, you will!"

"Damnit, no! I'm telling you, I won't!!"

"You will, though!"

"KLONOA!!" I grabbed his shoulders, instantly whipping his entire body so I could look him square in the eyes. He squeaked as I forced a loving, and hopefully trust-feeling kiss on his lips. It was held until I pulled back and regained that look on him, "Trust me, I won't. If I do, you can slap me as hard as you feel. I promise my life on it, okay?" he sighed, pulling himself back to loosen my grip.

"I... ummm... I kinda saw Janga the other day."

"...Yeah... and...?"

"And..." he took a deep breath before gulping, "We... did stuff..." he said with a shakey 'please don't hurt me' tone of voice. I bit my lip, trying to hold back from flipping out. Promised, after all.

"What... what kind of stuff, Klonoa?" I laughed nervously, but obviously was not amused.

"...Sexual?" he looked up at me with tears in his eyes. Damnit, I cannot resist this look. I cannot hate this look. I cannot accept that he's fucked with Janga, either.

"Alright." I said while picking myself up, "I'm gonna kill him for sure now."

"Wait, Guntz..."

"Wait nothing. I'm not gonna sit here and think about how you've fucked that monstrosity of a being. No, that's not cool."

"Monstrosity?! Guntz, hold your tongue!" he jumped up, pointing an accusing finger at me, "He is not a monster! You can't call him such just because of what's happened in the past! Nor can he be known as such just because of his appearance. Deep down, he's a very caring soul. If you just got to know him, you'd proba---"

"--Klonoa. You listen to me. That beast will never be considered a man in my eyes, not with the things he's done right before my eyes. The sight of everything that bores deeply down into your fucking skull and repeats itself your whole life is not worth turning over a new leaf just so a fucking backstabber can repeat the incidents of the past once again. I don't want you hanging around him," by now, tears were streaming down our eyes, "I don't want the same thing to happen again."

"Guntz... I..."

"I couldn't handle it if you died on me... especially at the hands of that fucker. Please... please promise me... that you'll never go out there and be with him again..." I said desperately, wrapping my arms around him in embrace of a tight, warm hug. Seconds later, he returned the hug and whispered into my ear.

"Yes, my Guntz-kun, I do promise." he said with the voice of a young angel. Then we shared an... awfully sensual kiss, which was great to have once again.

And... well, hell, the sex was awesome that night, too. No complaints here. Though, I couldn't shake off the feeling that there was someone watching us... I kept looking out the window, but couldn't see anyone out there.

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This is prolly the lamest chapter so far, I know. There's gonna be some DRAMA coming up, though!! I bet you'll ALL be interested in that! Tune in to that, either way. Remember, I'm really sleepy. AND I've actually had nothing but brain farts throughout this chapter... it was my intention to keep it Guntz's bitchy POV, though. ;D