Quality control
Harry looked through the 'scope on his sniper rifle and saw himself in his sights.
The other Harry, surrounded by some beautiful Hogwarts girls, declared in a loud voice, "Voldemort has crossed the line! He has attacked and hurt one of my girls!" Sniper Harry wiped some sweat off his brow.
"Whew, not gay", He thought. Speaker Harry continued on, oblivious to the danger.
"I will now go and kill him! I will kill him so we can live free! I will kill him because of what he has done, because he killed my Dad and Mom!"
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Three suppressed bullets pierced his head, heart and groin respectively, as the girls started to scream sniper Harry gave a mighty leap and landed the middle, next to his corpse.
"Bloody American." He spat on the corpse and turned to look at the girls, who were understandably to watch as their loved one committed suicide from 50 metres away from himself, jump there and spit on his own corpse. "Better than a gay!harry at least." Turning to the girls he decided to take pity on them. "I'm a Harry from another dimension, and as a Harry I have high personal standards. He didn't make them. Bloody Americans." He turned and kicked the corpse.
The girls quickly latched onto the idea that this was still Harry. Needless to say he left that dimension several weeks later with a grin on his face.
AN any1 like this idea? I was thinking he could swing by a slash! Dimension and "save" the girls there from having to resort to femslash!, at least only resorting……
Lol anyway plz give ur opinions.
see ch1 for disclaimer
Next time(?): Xander Harris, reincarnation of Imothep?