((A/N: just thought I'd mention: Cole is Colette, Linda is Lloyd, Gina is Genis, Ron is Raine, all other characters, figure it out your selves! anyway, this chapter was lots of fun to write, and only took two hours! my writers block is finally gone!

i do not own tales and if i did i wouldn't be writing fanfics, i'd be making games and be rich!))

"So Cole," Linda bounced out of the school house, "This whole Chosen thing, how does it affect your dating life?"

Cole didn't answer, just looked around.

"It's quiet," Gina said stone faced, "To quiet."

Linda looked at her with disgust, "Girl you are way to clichéd."

Suddenly a random blonde women ran up, "Cole! You're ok!"

Cole blinked back into reality, "What's wrong mother?"

"Yeah what's wrong Frannie? Why would hot hunky Cole be hurt?" Linda said, sucking up to what she hoped would be her future mother-in-law.

"The Desians came through here not to long ago. I was knitting." She replied nodding and holding up her knitting needles as proof, "Now go be a good boy and head to the temple so I can get back to knitting you're grandfather a new scarf."

Cole didn't seem to have any objection to this. "Yes ma'am."

"Cough, momma's boy, cough" Gina said, before starting a huge coughing fit.

Linda fell to her knees in front of him, "Oh can I come Cole? Please, oh pretty please? I promise I won't get in the way and I'm ever so cute."

Cole's mother looked at the brown haired girl kneeling in front of her son thinking, 'Wow, what a loon.'

The blonde boy just smiled, "Sure why not."

Linda jumped up and grabbed Gina, pulling her to follow Cole out the village gates. Gina didn't like this idea.

"Why do I have to go?" She complained, "He's your stupid crush."

Linda ignored him as a bunch of random monsters attacked. Of course, seeing how Cole was so hunky, Linda was so skillful and Gina really didn't want to die, they kicked ass.

"To the temple!" Linda shouted, following Cole and dragging her grumbling best friend behind her.

They quickly arrived at the temple, where Cole managed to act dumb once again.

"I can't believe I'm dating the Chosen!" Linda squealed.

"You aren't dating him you moron." Gina sighed.

"It's bright man, I should have brought shades."

Gina rolled her eyes and a strange Priestess lady came down the steps.

"Chosen… Bad guys… Kill me… Must be strong… Damn it why didn't I call in sick today?" And she died.

Linda blinked her eyes, "Wow, talk about a side character. She barely got a sentence out."

The blonde boy started walking up the steps, "I must go avenge death of random side character." He stated, "Duty as a Chosen dude."

Gina and Linda sighed, following him up the steps.

"Listen, I'm not goanna ask again old man," a black haired, pissed off looking chick stood with some random "desians" around a cranky looking old man, "Where is the Chosen? I'm already late for my pedicure!"

The old man, Phil, looked up as Cole and girls ran up the steps, "Run Chosen!"

The black hair lady spun around, "Well that was dumb, you should have let him sneak up on us and take me by surprise," She flipped her hair back, "So this is the Chosen. He's almost hot. For a kid."

Linda looked furious, "Cole is not almost hot! He's super hot! You Desians suck!"

A random Desian, lets call her Jill, laughed, "She thinks we're Desians Betty! So I'm gonna point it out so everyone thinks there's another mystery to solve!"

The other random Desian, lets call her Tess, laughed, "Well then, die at the hands of the Desians you hate so much." Tess paused before running at the group, "Just let me put on my lip gloss first."

Linda looked at Tess, "Is that Cherry Berry Swirl?"

Tess giggled, "No duh, I don't leave the base without it!"

Linda pulled out a matching tube, "Cherry Berry Swirl sisters!"

Tess giggled again, "Sisters forever!"

And then ran off to compare lip gloss notes, while Gina and Cole kicked random Desian Jill's ass.

Betty cursed, and a large, overweight woman approached the two.

"Linda! Get you're ass over here!" Gina shouted at her friend, who just waved as her and Cole got their buts served to them on a silver platter.

"He's to strong."

"How can we win?"

"Do you have the Pink Watermelon Lip Taint?"

Suddenly a sword came out of nowhere, and attacked to that sword was an unbelievably hot woman in a short purple dress with matching knee high boots. Her hair was auburn and so utterly silky.

Linda was automatically jealous beyond belief.

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