A/N: Wrote this one in the middle of the night when I was wondering, wouldn't it be crazy doing stuff with someone who looked like an exact replica of you? FREAKY!! This one is pretty out there. Oh and one more this before I post this... sweatdrops Miyamashi, do be COMPLETELY honest with you, I can see where you'd think the second chapter would be kinda awkward because... dun dun dun, I have NEVER EVER EVER, read Ouran Host Club. -gasps loudly- These little stories were originally written for my friend because she loved the pairing and I wanted to give her something nice (since she's always making me AMVs). I did lots of research on the people... I read up on all the characters at wikipedia and saw AMVs on the twins and thought they were extremely entertaining. She loved them so much she wanted me to post them... so here I am. Well I guess the cat's out of the bag, I hope nobody is too mad at me, I really do like the concept of Ouran Host Club, which is why I WANT to read it. Sadly, I haven't yet and have only been able to watch a few episodes of the anime. I'm pathetic. And it's also why the twins may be a little... OOC... sorry about that too. I hope you guys still read this...

Disclaimer: Yo no tengo Hikaru o Kaoru. Hikaru con Kaoru es muy caliente. Hehehe...

----Curious?----

"I wonder what it would be like..."

Hikaru turned the page of his book before glancing over its frame to stare at his brother. He settled back into the pillows and hummed in contentment, resting the back of his neck against the palm of his hand. He began to read aloud.

"Those who question the obvious around them are oblivious," he stated in a rather sophisticated voice, smirking superiorly as his twin huffed and threw himself into the bed beside him.

"Stop being smart, you big faker, I bet you don't even know what you just said," Kaoru muttered, grinning slightly as his brother's face quickly went from smug to blank in two seconds, "Besides, it not that I don't know what I'm wondering, I'm just curious as to what it would be like..."

Hikaru frowned and set his book down on Kaoru's face as the boy snuggled his waist affectionately with a sly smile.

"Wonder what it would be like to do what?" he asked, hoping to coax his brother into telling him something stupid he would later regret.

"Oh nothing nothing..."

Hikaru snorted and slammed the book down harder on his twins face. The boy howled in pain then made a mad dash for the book, snatching it and bonking it across Hikaru's forehead with at least twice the strength administered to the first blow.

"Ow, that hurt!" he cried, staring accusingly at Hikaru who was now sporting a lovely goose egg.

The boy wriggled his nose and rubbed the red spot on his forehead. Quickly opting to not get into a pissing match, he allowed his eyes to go half-lidded with clearly forced lust.

"You think that didn't affect me at all, damn Kaoru. Well that's alright, I'll get you back in bed later tonight..." he whispered seductively, only earning a pout.

Kaoru, much to his brother's surprise, didn't partake in the usual 'I'm-gay-you're-gay-we're-gay-together' act. In fact, even MORE to his brother's disbelief, Kaoru went over to the window and rested his hands against the sill in an almost angered gesture. Hikaru frowned and lay back down on the bed, placing his hands behind his head in utter disregard of the situation. Kaoru took a breath this sighed rather obnoxiously.

"You're so stupid, Hikaru," he said, eyes not daring to leave the smudged glass that served as a barrier between him and the ground below.

Hikaru shrugged and tried not to get stingy. Maybe Kaoru was just on his time of the month.

"Well tell me, dearest brother, what exactly were you thinking that led us to such a predicament?" the uncaring boy said drolly, not particularly interested whether or not his question was left unanswered.

A long period of silence overruled the two. It got to a point where Hikaru felt his eyelids droop in weariness. He was about to sink off into 'la-la-land' when a voice, small to the average person but booming to the half-awake teen, tore him from his sleep.

"I was just wondering... what it would be like... to do it..."

Hikaru blinked himself awake and stared at his brother in confusion.

"Yah mean like... the shabang shabang? The horizontal tango? The love game? The mommy and daddy baby maker? The--"

"Yeah that."

Hikaru barely caught a glimpse of a blush across his brother's cheeks. A real blush. Not the rosy pink tint he got when they were acting stupid and pretended to be lovers. Not the flaming red face he got when he was angry. But a genuine blush. Hikaru closed his eyes and smirked. So much for the innocent Kaoru.

"I suppose it would be like masturbating except for with another person," he replied oh-so-brilliantly.

Kaoru tossed him a glance that read "Oh-wow-you're-smart" then sighed and flopped down onto his brother's stomach Indian style.

"That's not exactly what I meant... you see, when I say I wonder what it would be like to do it... I mean I really wanna know what it would be like to do it with someone who looked exactly like you. Yah know? Would it be awkward because you look alike? Would you feel as if you were caressing a mirror image of yourself or would you feel as though you were touching a completely other person? That sort of thing..."

Hikaru blinked again, taking it all in. Yes, that would be something to ponder about. Hikaru thought about the concept for a moment but stopped shortly after for fear his brains might scramble. Instead, he chose to shake his head and smirk, eyeing his brother with a rather mischievous look. Kaoru quickly felt his face fluster as his brother leaned forward and grabbed the edge of his chin, holding him strictly in place. He became more aware of his brother's intentions when he felt Hikaru raise his legs so that he was in a slightly provocative situation.

"Well, you know, we could find out right now if you really wanted to test that theory of yours..."

----No mas.