((A/N: i finally figured out Kratos's girl name. took lots of thinking. so any way, thanks for any reviews i got. This chapter is pretty dull, cause its a boring part of the game.

I don't own tales of symphonia or lipgloss.))

"Get out of the way," said the stranger, and processed to kick fat chicks butt.

"Damn it!" Betty cried, "Never thought you'd show up. Come on girls, if I'm lucky I can still make that appointment."

And with that Betty, Jill and Tess (who had given Linda the name of the coolest makeup shop in Palmacoasta) ran far, far away.

The end.

Ok not really. Actually they all stared at the new chick for a while, Cole drooling, Gina wondering who her tailor was, and Linda being all evilly jealous and all.

"Thank you for saving the Chosen," Phil said, rubbing his neck and wishing his daughter would hurry up with that scarf.

"I see," The stranger said in a super sexy voice, "This boy is the next Chosen."

Cole smiled dumbly, "yuh huh."

Linda had the sudden urge to slap Cole and scream, "No you love me God damn it" but resisted. Instead looked at the ladies hand, "Is that a French manicure?"

The stranger ignored her.

Cole snapped out of his boyish drooling, "Oh yeah, I have to do my Chosen stuff." He pointed at the door, "In I go!"

"Wait!" Phil said quickly, "The dialog is really messed up, but someone should go with you or something."

Linda jumped up and down, her hand waving in the air, "I'll go! Pick me! Pick me!"

"Linda? I'd be kind of worried about my grandson's purity if it's just you."

The strange purple dressed lady turned to Linda, "Your name is Linda?"

"Duh, but who are you to ask for my name," She replied, doing the whole, talk to the hand motion.

"I'm Krystal, I'm a traveling hair style- I mean mercenary. I can protect the Chosen as long as I get paid."

Phil stepped aside, "Sure, knock your self out. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going home to get my scarf." And he left.

"Awesome," Linda said happily, "Lets get templeing!"

Krystal looked down, shaking her head, "Nun uh, you are staying out here like a good little girl should."

"No I won't"

"Yes you will."

"Will not!"

"Will to!"

Gina finally said something, "Cut it out! You guys act like an annoying mother daughter team!"

Krystal looked around nervously, "Fine you can tag along." And walked into the temple. The two girls and boy following along, "But this isn't a photo shot."

Later after finding the sorcerers ring and fighting random monsters.

"Wow. So that's the Curxis Crystal?" Gina asked in wonder.

"Yup, some say I was born with it in my hand. Mom doesn't remember, something about heavy painkillers."

Suddenly there was a flash followed by a blonde angel coming down from the top of the room.

"Damn, that was bright, I can't see." She suddenly realized where she was, standing up straight, looking very butch, "I am Rena, Angel of Curxis, yada yada yada, we bless you with," three curtains appeared behind her, "First off," She pulled a rope and a curtain opened, "you get this lovely Crystal!"

The crystal appeared on Cole's neck area.

"Second you get… the TOWER OF DAMNATION! I mean, SALVATION!"

They all looked out the window to see a large tower appear from nowhere.

"Third you get… Ummm, the location of the next seal." She opened one of those awards show envelopes, "It's somewhere hot! So bring lots of water!"

The audience, mainly Linda, clapped wildly.

Rena bowed at the applause, "We'll my jobs done. Chow peoples!"

Cole looked up, "Wait! Are you really my mother?"

"Now how the hell, I mean yes. Yes I am."

"How is that biologically possible?" Gina asked suddenly.

Rena gave him a cold look, "Figure it out douche bag!" And left.

And so Krystal and Cole left as well. Leaving our to main girls looking at each other with dimwitted expressions.

So they left, cause everyone else had left and there was no real point to standing around looking stupid all day.

They were almost out of the temple when they heard a horrible voice.

"Linda! Gina! I thought I told you to stay at the school!" Ron yelled, grabbing Gina, "No more Cosmo Magazines for you!"

Gina whined, "No Ron! Not my magazines! They're the closest I'll ever get to a boyfriend!"

Linda snickered.

"Ok Linda, hand it over!" Ron said as Gina ran out of the temple crying, his hand out.

She looked around nervously, "Hand what over professor? I don't have anything that you need to take away as punishment."

"Your lip gloss?"

Linda fell to her knees, "No Professor! Please? It's all I have! I need it to live!"

Ron didn't budge; so grumbling Linda handed over her Cherry Berry Swirl.

"See? Now wasn't that easy?"

Linda grumbled some more, left the temple after Gina, and the two returned Isealia.

((i just realised how long this game is...reading presents! hands out lipgloss. please review!))