((A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! i really love them! so anyway, this chapter is pretty dull. but yeah, 2 days in a row! thats the fastest i've ever updated!

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Arriving back in their happy village, Linda pulled out her extra tube of Cherry Berry Swirl, quickly applying a large amount to her lips.

"Oh thank God, I didn't think I'd make it so long with out lip gloss." She said, bouncing around happily.

Gina just sighed, "You know, someday you're going to have to realize you have an addiction."

"No I don't! I'm perfectly in control! I can stop anytime I want," She added more lip-gloss.

"Lip gloss junkie!" Gina yelled.

"Cosmo sicko!"

"We aren't talking about me Linda!" Gina said pouting.

Linda applied even more lip gloss, "Whatever, lets just go to Cole's house so he can give me a big kiss for helping him at the temple!"

Gina walked along beside her, "Help? All you did was talk about lip gloss and shot Krystal dirty looks while she wasn't looking."

Ignoring the white haired girl, Linda walked into Cole's house. Did I say house? I meant mansion.

"And so," said the ugly mayor with the obvious wig, "We entrust the protection of the dumb Chosen to Ron and Krystal."

Cole winked at Linda, "Hey girl."

She blushed, "So you guys were talking about the regeneration thing just now?"

Krystal looked at Linda, "No, we're all going to a tea party." She said sarcastically.

Gina's eyes widened, "Oh I love tea parties!"

"I was being sarcastic…"

Phil threw a book at Linda, "Here, take this. Now go away."

The book hit Linda in the groin. Luckily Linda's a girl. Because if she was a guy, possibly with some dumb name like Lloyd, she'd be in serious pain. But she's not, so instead she grabbed the book off the ground and opened the door.

"I'm sure there was supposed to be way more dialog there." Gina said as the two girls started walking away from the house.

"Wait!" Cole shouted, walking out of the house, "It's my birthday, where's my presents?"

Gina handed over her lunch money, "Is that enough?"

"Yup. Linda? Did you get me anything?"

She glanced around nervously, "Uh, yeah. I made you a hemp necklace. But I forgot it at home."

Cole seemed fine with that, "Ok, I'll come by tonight!" And went back inside.

"Liar."

"Shut it Gina."

"Oh can I walk with you home? I need to visit someone."

They started walking towards Gina's house.

"Who?" Linda asked as Gina gathered sandwich material, "The Cosmo dealer?"

Of course, Gina did not reply, so they made there way to the town gates. Where an abnormally large dog waited.

"Nishey!" Linda said happily, "My puppy doggy woggy!"

The dog, Nishey, waged its, tail, and slobbered all over a guard. So they quickly left to avoid being yelled at.

Soon they arrived at a weird crossing place.

"Well this is my stop!" Gina said.

"The Human Ranch? Isn't that a weird place to be meeting a Cosmo dealer?"

"I'M NOT MEETING A COMSO DEALER!" Gina shouted.

Linda shook her head, "Whatever, but I'm tagging along. I really don't want to go home yet. Plus this looks like a good place to develop my lip-gloss research.

They both entered the ranch and went to the side fence, where a strange old man greeted them.

"Pebble!"

"Gina!"

"Huh?" Linda asked in confusion, "You're visiting a creepy old man? This guy could be a pedophile for all you know!"

"It's ok Linda, Pebble's gay." Gina said quickly, "Pebble, Linda. Linda, Pebble."

Linda pulled out a sheet of paper, "What's your favorite lip gloss."

Pebble thought for a second, "Peach Rose Mega with the flip top container."

"I love that one!" She said, quickly writing down her response, "And what do you think of the sky rocketing prices these days?"

"Completely uncalled for!"

Linda and Pebble started rambling about lip gloss and suddenly a evil Desian came out from no where, "Hey you! Creepy gay prisoner! Get over here so we came whip you!"

"Gina Linda run!"

Linda and Gina took off.

"Sorry pebble! I'll send you the Lip Happy newsletter, I promise!" Linda shouted.

Now they would have gotten away all fine and dandy, but they just had to climb the cliff and shot the Desians with fireballs. Then Linda ran over the gate.

Which would have been all fine and dandy also, but Gina fell down as they walked by.

"Mother fucker."

So Linda, being super heroic, fought off the attackers and jumped down the cliff. Yay they all live happily ever after!

Up on the cliff.

"How could a mere human make that kind of jump? Did she have moon boots?" A woman with light blue hair wondered, "Get the tapes. If she has moon boots I want them!"

At Linda's house after Gina went home.

"Hi Mom I'm home!" Linda announced as she enter the house.

A wild looking dwarf woman smiled at her, "Can I have my extra tube of lip gloss back?"

Linda shifted nervously, "I kind of… had it confiscated."

"You what!" Drinny shouted, "That was my last tube!"

She smacked Linda's face.

"You don't have to hit me!" Linda shouted before running outside. Only to be meet with Krystal, Cole, Gina and Ron.

"Oh so you heard that huh?"

"Hell, there might be someone in Asgard how didn't," Krystal said, "We came so you could talk to Cole."

Linda turned to Cole, her cheeks burning, "Just wait, I have to talk to everyone else first. Just to be fair."

Cole shrugged and sat down on the randomly placed bench.

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